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She is easily the biggest under-achiever in tennis history. And she eems to have set the mold for today's women in tennis. She had a huge game, but let the stardom run her life. She's a rich kitty kat though; too bd she left behind a whorish' legacy.
Did someone find out about us?
Hey very cool avatar. You and Bill Dance spending quality time together?
Ha. I used to have an autographed Bill Dance hat, but it was a Milwaukee's Best Light hat.....very hick and I wore it as a child.
I caught that fish last month over break, my buddy took that pic on a camera phone. I turn the big old ones loose so that they can retire.
My friend that it was 7 or 8 pounds....but I don't think it was that large.
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God I used to take my little 2 man plastic boat out every day after work and fish in this bad ass giant pond; loved bass fishing sincea kid. I used to watch Bill Dance religiously....he's my heeeeeeeero; him an' Jimmy Houston wooooooooooooheeeeeeeeeeeee:LOLATYOU:
Pussies; their fashion sucks balls.;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkA3L...eature=channel
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The best one was when him and Terry Bradshaw were fishing and he got his plastic worm stuck in an alligator's mouth.;D
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I have this huge friend that went out with me checking trot lines one time and a mouse that was in teh boat ran up inside his pant leg. You have never seen such a commotion! it reminded me of the cartoons with the elephant and the mouse.
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I hate it too. I had a girlfriend who was extremely loud having sex. Like some porn star. I broke up with her.
Been there. I had a girlfriend once, I'm sure on a few occasions she woke up the entire apartment building. Frankly it was a turnoff. I'd get winks from my neighbors in the morning.
I tried to deal with it once, saying something about not wanting to advertise to the neighbors, but she was seriously offended that I would say something negative about her sexuality, and we didn't last too long after that.
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I hate it too. I had a girlfriend who was extremely loud having sex. Like some porn star. I broke up with her.
Been there. I had a girlfriend once, I'm sure on a few occasions she woke up the entire apartment building. Frankly it was a turnoff. I'd get winks from my neighbors in the morning.
I tried to deal with it once, saying something about not wanting to advertise to the neighbors, but she was seriously offended that I would say something negative about her sexuality, and we didn't last too long after that.
I couldn'tdeal with that personally; my little buddy would lose focus and shrink down to his compact size:p I don't like loud noises period, and especially during a romp. I'd choke her or stuff some socks down her goozle, or at least give her a reason to screech, like sticking a hot knife up her poop chute.
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LEGION
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I hate it too. I had a girlfriend who was extremely loud having sex. Like some porn star. I broke up with her.
Been there. I had a girlfriend once, I'm sure on a few occasions she woke up the entire apartment building. Frankly it was a turnoff. I'd get winks from my neighbors in the morning.
I tried to deal with it once, saying something about not wanting to advertise to the neighbors, but she was seriously offended that I would say something negative about her sexuality, and we didn't last too long after that.
I couldn'tdeal with that personally; my little buddy would lose focus and shrink down to his compact size:p I don't like loud noises period, and especially during a romp. I'd choke her or stuff some socks down her goozle, or at least give her a reason to screech, like sticking a hot knife up her poop chute.
Well I am glad I am not alone. I never had sex with her at my place, only at hers. It was a complete turn off. Her neighbors even left notes on her door that they "didn't want to hear her having sex at 8 in the morning."
But I do wish I could bring that joy and satisfaction to other girls.
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Rep for anbody who can tell me who this ass belongs too ;D
http://przemeke.files.wordpress.com/.../hingis_01.jpg
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Ricky Hatton:confused:
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Martina Hingis ?? ;D
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Martina Hingis ?? ;D
Haa Bingo.Have never looked for the submit button in such a hurry ;D
and it surly is no 'Crinkly bottom'
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Yeh it's Hingis ;) What an amazing ass :lickish:
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Yeh it's Hingis ;) What an amazing ass :lickish:
great pic, slightly ruined by the lack of dampness ;D;D;D
Id let hingis take a shit on me
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Yeh it's Hingis ;) What an amazing ass :lickish:
great pic, slightly ruined by the lack of dampness ;D;D;D
Id let hingis take a shit on me
That's my line ;D
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Women tennis players grunt loudly because of penis envy.
They are holding a stick and smacking a ball, it reminds them of what they lost when they were castrated as young children by their fathers (and turned into women) and they lost all of their phallic power.
