I tried to cook myself last night!

You don't have the keys to your house? Your wife sounds crazy but then you kind of do too, banging on the door with a hammer ;D I would seriously try to get home in England or at least try to teach in some less foreign country. Korea just sounds too crazy and weird of an environment.

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You don't have the keys to your house? Your wife sounds crazy but then you kind of do too, banging on the door with a hammer ;D I would seriously try to get home in England or at least try to teach in some less foreign country. Korea just sounds too crazy and weird of an environment.

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I've got keys, but you can lock the door from the inside which effectively renders the key useless if someone is already inside. She's generally not crazy, but in a rage she is liable to do crazy things. I had the hammer, but I didn't really use it. I knocked on the door a bit, but made no real impact.

I'm probably going to take on this university position as it sounds reasonable, but I'm in two minds about whether to go with the wife. I would like a little breathing space. There has been too much of the mentalist thing in the last week and it has left me somewhat jaded.

So I have been giving this some thought...


Getting into a fight about cooking eggs is extremely petty... It is similar to a Woody Allen conversation.

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This is not the Coronation Xmas special dude, it doesn't have a portion of the story happening every night in convenient bitesize chunks. And it doesn't have a tram crash.

Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

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Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

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but you need her for sex. :cool:

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Nothing to report really, just a whole lot of ignoring one another and staying in seperate parts of the house. And that is fine with me, I like the peace and quiet.

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but you need her for sex. :cool:

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Haha, trust Mr Pervy to pop along and say that! ;D

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but you need her for sex. :cool:

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Haha, trust Mr Pervy to pop along and say that! ;D

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It is true whether you like it or not, unless you like the DIY which gets boring, you have to kiss and make up.

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This story would be much better if there was a tram crash. Sort it out Miles.

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talk about cooking.

Try this and you wont regret it :)

1/2 kilo of chopped Chicken ( Around 8 pieces in total )
1/2 kilo of chopped Pork ( 1 and 1/2 inch cubes )
4 Pc Garlic ( Smash it and slice in tiny tiny pieces )
1/2 cup Vinegar
1 cup Soy sauce
1 spoon powdered black pepper
5 pcs dried bay leaves



Just mix everything together and cook it. :)

Lower the heat when it boils.


Goes well with rice :D

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A couple of shakes of this will complete it...

http://www.philamfood.com/images/P/a...haker-100g.jpg

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Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that ;)

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Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that ;)

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Okay, I just didn't want anyone to forget that this is a self-started Miles "roast" thread (pun intended).

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Coronation Street = British soap opera. And in the Xmas special it had a tram crash. Maybe I need to check who I'm talking to before making comments like that ;)

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I did go on a subway last month and got attacked by an old woman. Maybe not quite the same thing. ;D