In honour of all boxing's great governing bodys,I have invented a new 1.MMWC

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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Nah legion is selling it straight no need for a dive or anything.


Ice:
Iv Pm'd Bruce in search of a defence for ur Featherweight Tiotle. Il let you no when he gets back to me.
Remember, im applyin the rules i mentioned!!!

PM me with any problems/requests.

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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Nah legion is selling it straight no need for a dive or anything.


Ice:
Iv Pm'd Bruce in search of a defence for ur Featherweight Tiotle. Il let you no when he gets back to me.
Remember, im applyin the rules i mentioned!!!

PM me with any problems/requests.

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I want Bilbo, Violent Demise, and yourself as the judges ;)

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Chutebox

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Julius Rain

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Julius Rain

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Originally Posted by porkypara

Statement by Porkypara.

I have vacated my HW title due to conflicting interests,as I am also the President of the MMWC(for life).

It was an honour to hold the greatest title in sports and be mentioned in the same breath as my hero Muhammad Ali.

As always a servent of boxing Porkypara President of MMWC.

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AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JULIUSSSSSSSS "MARVELOUS" RAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN


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You should call Porky out of retirement like Mason Dixon and Rocky Balboa ;D

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come on ice, thats a horrible idea....I don't want to lose my title in my first defense :( I need a newbee slash groupie to pick on ;)

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I don't want to hear that attitude you are the champ right ?? you can take this old fool ;)

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Champ i have just updated your first title defense thread. Winner also gets 20ccs.

IS this ok for you?

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Yes mate :)

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One of our members of the team has spotted BruceLee at the cities McDonalds.

Apparently hes trying to put on the extra pounds to make Welterweight
but he is doing it the wrong way. This is good signs for Us champ ;)

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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Nah legion is selling it straight no need for a dive or anything.


Ice:
Iv Pm'd Bruce in search of a defence for ur Featherweight Tiotle. Il let you no when he gets back to me.
Remember, im applyin the rules i mentioned!!!

PM me with any problems/requests.

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I want Bilbo, Violent Demise, and yourself as the judges ;)

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It would be my pleasure. Il Pm the other two.

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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You know what Moby Dick; f#ck that!! I'll embarass myself before I quit. Let's do this debate thing asap so you can go swimming and Free Willy. Bring it bro'!!!!

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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Nah legion is selling it straight no need for a dive or anything.


Ice:
Iv Pm'd Bruce in search of a defence for ur Featherweight Tiotle. Il let you no when he gets back to me.
Remember, im applyin the rules i mentioned!!!

PM me with any problems/requests.

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Thank you our MMWC vice president

Ive also pmed and sent BruceLee some 20 free vouchers happy meals for McDonalds.

i JUST vice President!!
Porky is tha man round here!

Whale V Legion may well be on!!!
Legion a vicious poster on his day, the whale laid back and to the point, could be fireworks.

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

i JUST vice President!!
Porky is tha man round here!

Whale V Legion may well be on!!!
Legion a vicious poster on his day, the whale laid back and to the point, could be fireworks.

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So Legion is the pressure brawler fighter against the natural counterpuncher.

Should be a good clash of styles.

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Originally Posted by Chutebox

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

i JUST vice President!!
Porky is tha man round here!

Whale V Legion may well be on!!!
Legion a vicious poster on his day, the whale laid back and to the point, could be fireworks.

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So Legion is the pressure brawler fighter against the natural counterpuncher.

Should be a good clash of styles.

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Yeah, my Hatton to his Mayweather. I'm going to get raped ;D Can we do this tonight, as my connection is very slow. Get ready Sperm Whale ;) Just kidding with you dude.

K, i'll PM Whale Now.

I'll propose a time of mayb 2 and a half hour's???

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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You know what Moby Dick; f#ck that!! I'll embarass myself before I quit. Let's do this debate thing asap so you can go swimming and Free Willy. Bring it bro'!!!!

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Well then lets do it, eventhough I don´t think this fight will secure my legacy it is a step in the right direction.
Remember Legion you have to swim before you dive. I got a feeling that you can´t swim baby :army:

K 8 o clock GMT OK. i'll setup a thread, grab some judges and get this ready, on my way home from works so everybody chill a little while!!!

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Originally Posted by thewhale

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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You know what Moby Dick; f#ck that!! I'll embarass myself before I quit. Let's do this debate thing asap so you can go swimming and Free Willy. Bring it bro'!!!!

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Well then lets do it, eventhough I don´t think this fight will secure my legacy it is a step in the right direction.
Remember Legion you have to swim before you dive. I got a feeling that you can´t swim baby :army:

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Lol, you're right, I can't swim. But I can stay on the boat and harpoon you're Orca azzzz. :lickish:

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by thewhale

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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You know what Moby Dick; f#ck that!! I'll embarass myself before I quit. Let's do this debate thing asap so you can go swimming and Free Willy. Bring it bro'!!!!

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Well then lets do it, eventhough I don´t think this fight will secure my legacy it is a step in the right direction.
Remember Legion you have to swim before you dive. I got a feeling that you can´t swim baby :army:

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Lol, you're right, I can't swim. But I can stay on the boat and harpoon you're Orca azzzz. :lickish:

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lol first round went to the WHale but right back comes Legion in the 2nd 1-1 :P

Only just found this thread. Of course no ranking system would be complete without the bravest little hobbit of them all as champion of the lighter weights.

I want to challenge starting from the lowest weight and work my way up.

I'm the fans favourite, the peoples hobbits champion and I have my own entrance music. :newdb:

GET ME A TITLE FIGHT!!!

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Bilbo u were my first Nominee for Flyweight ;D

Im so confused right now :-\ ???

What the hell is goin on?! :o ;D

Welcome to the festivities Jim. Its a debating game played out as boxing would. There is a champion at beach weight, they defend their title by debating, Debating is one on one and scored by one or three judges. Each guy gets 12 posts in a debate.

as JT is absent, we may continue and see thewhale face Legion as bothj dudes are online. Both ya to lets get it on board

An Ice for Judging this

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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Nah legion is selling it straight no need for a dive or anything.


Ice:
Iv Pm'd Bruce in search of a defence for ur Featherweight Tiotle. Il let you no when he gets back to me.
Remember, im applyin the rules i mentioned!!!

PM me with any problems/requests.

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I want Bilbo, Violent Demise, and yourself as the judges ;)

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I accept the invitation as judge. As the sites only grand slam winner (former Heavyweight, Light Heavyweight, Middleweight and Welterweight champion [titles were declared vacant when Violent D was suspended a couple of months ago]) Violent D is clearly the best qualified judge.

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Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by thewhale

I have change my mind I will buy Legion out, no need need to kill him then O0 .

Maybe we could arrange the match Legion just take a dive, it the easy way out of this.

I really need this title.. its my time to shine !!

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Nah legion is selling it straight no need for a dive or anything.


Ice:
Iv Pm'd Bruce in search of a defence for ur Featherweight Tiotle. Il let you no when he gets back to me.
Remember, im applyin the rules i mentioned!!!

PM me with any problems/requests.

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I want Bilbo, Violent Demise, and yourself as the judges ;)

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I accept the invitation as judge. As the sites only grand slam winner (former Heavyweight, Light Heavyweight, Middleweight and Welterweight champion [titles were declared vacant when Violent D was suspended a couple of months ago]) Violent D is clearly the best qualified judge.

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And I'll gladly accept the offer as second judge. VD can be the nasty Simon Cowell and I'll be the friendly lovely Sharon Osbourne, although I will take no smarmy transgender remarks thankyou very much

OK I have gotten a bit lost in the threads but whoever holds the LHW title....Put up the title.....

How the hell do you take someones belt anyway???..... ??? ???

I think I am getting a cold I would like to petition the panel to get Emeritus Status, if this is not possible I will defend my MMWC title anytime, anywhere, with a rematch clause that includes my choice of refs and judges.

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Originally Posted by killersheep

I think I am getting a cold I would like to petition the panel to get Emeritus Status, if this is not possible I will defend my MMWC title anytime, anywhere, with a rematch clause that includes my choice of refs and judges.

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Oh Just great.....The Organization is Barlely a week old and already John Ruiz is trying to stir up the Rankings... :P

I think it is safe to say that it is only The Ring belt and the MMWC belt (when we make them)that really count in boxing today.



By the way who is the LHW champion? Billy Conn's ghost is watching you.

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Originally Posted by porkypara

I think it is safe to say that it is only The Ring belt and the MMWC belt (when we make them)that really count in boxing today.



By the way who is the LHW champion? Billy Conn's ghost is watching you.

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Hello Mr.President.
AdamGB and Jt Rock had a title debate in the lets get it on thread last night. Violent Demise as judge stopped proceedings and we are awaiting a verdict from Ice Cold at the moment.

Legion vs. The whale ended in a no contest as there was a misunderstanding. (Fly title)
Bilbo demands a shot!

Bruce Lee has accepted Icb's offer of fighting for the WW title and isa awaiting as a response from Ice,
(All on the lets get it on board.)
As judges at the moment we have :Violent Demise, Bilbo, ICB, yourself and I.

whew. I have just read this thread. I was only absent for some hours and this thread seems to have existed for decades. I never knew that I was fighting ICB for the WW title. Am not in the WW. Im more of a middleweight.

Well Middleweight Champ is me Bruce, so seeing as me and you have debated in the past, u can challenge for the title anytime u like.

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Originally Posted by porkypara

[size=10pt][size=10pt][size=10pt]MMWC-Micky mouse world champion![/size][/size][/size]


As I am a traditionalist the MMWC only has the original 8 weight divisions but the good news is there is a title vacancy in all the divisions apart from heavyweight which is the "world title " I hold at the moment.(its great to hold the same title that Dempsey,Louis,Ali and Tyson use to have) :P ::**

Anyone can apply to be a world champ,all you have to do is make the weight but if there are 2 of you in the same division you will have to actually box to become world champion I am sorry to say. :o :(


Heavyweight-Porkypara (i used to dream of becoming world HW champion) :-\

Light-heavyweight-Vacant

Middleweight-vacant

welterweight-vacant

lightweight-Vacant

Featherweight-vacant

Bantamweight-vacant

Flyweight-vacant


[size=10pt][size=10pt][size=10pt][size=10pt][size=10pt]Apply now to be a world champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]

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Only the WBU has more vacant titles. show us your championship belt.

That was long ago, no vacant titles right now!

This thread is getting big quick so i quickly wanna review the Champs:

Heavyweight- Julius Rain

LightHeavy - JT Rock

Middleweight- HitmanDonny

Welterweight- Ice Cold Boxing

Lightweight- Killersheep

Featherweight- ds91

Bantamweight- Ice Cold Boxing

Flyweight-Legion
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How did ICB get two belts in different weight category? Hitman, You can not be the champion in the middleweight. You are an official.

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Originally Posted by brucelee

How did ICB get two belts in different weight category? Hitman, You can not be the champion in the middleweight. You are an official.

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I was champion before i was an official.
If anybody wishes to dispute that they take it up with my Boss Porkypara.
I'm not as sensible as him, they only way il let loose my grasp on the middleweight division is if i'm verbally knocked unconcious.
ICB began his career at Bantam, Chute box then relinquished the Welter title to him.
He will relinquish one of the two titles after his first defence. (I suspect he'll hold onto the welter crown.)
And once more, anyone who wants the Middleweight title will have to hurt me to get it.

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Originally Posted by brucelee

How did ICB get two belts in different weight category? Hitman, You can not be the champion in the middleweight. You are an official.

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I was champion before i was an official.
If anybody wishes to dispute that they take it up with my Boss Porkypara.
I'm not as sensible as him, they only way il let loose my grasp on the middleweight division is if i'm verbally knocked unconcious.
ICB began his career at Bantam, Chute box then relinquished the Welter title to him.
He will relinquish one of the two titles after his first defence. (I suspect he'll hold onto the welter crown.)
And once more, anyone who wants the Middleweight title will have to hurt me to get it.

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Okay, I'll challenge you after taking the title from ICB. If I won't be able to get it, I will challenge you still. Prepare yourself mate.

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How did ICB get two belts in different weight category? Hitman, You can not be the champion in the middleweight. You are an official.

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I was champion before i was an official.
If anybody wishes to dispute that they take it up with my Boss Porkypara.
I'm not as sensible as him, they only way il let loose my grasp on the middleweight division is if i'm verbally knocked unconcious.
ICB began his career at Bantam, Chute box then relinquished the Welter title to him.
He will relinquish one of the two titles after his first defence. (I suspect he'll hold onto the welter crown.)
And once more, anyone who wants the Middleweight title will have to hurt me to get it.

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Okay, I'll challenge you after taking the title from ICB. If I won't be able to get it, I will challenge you still. Prepare yourself mate.

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There are no need for preparations if you are always ready.

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Originally Posted by brucelee

How did ICB get two belts in different weight category? Hitman, You can not be the champion in the middleweight. You are an official.

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I was champion before i was an official.
If anybody wishes to dispute that they take it up with my Boss Porkypara.
I'm not as sensible as him, they only way il let loose my grasp on the middleweight division is if i'm verbally knocked unconcious.
ICB began his career at Bantam, Chute box then relinquished the Welter title to him.
He will relinquish one of the two titles after his first defence. (I suspect he'll hold onto the welter crown.)
And once more, anyone who wants the Middleweight title will have to hurt me to get it.

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Okay, I'll challenge you after taking the title from ICB. If I won't be able to get it, I will challenge you still. Prepare yourself mate.

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Your underestimating ICB. He will make you pay for this .... especially when your preparations have been watching spongebob and having shitsui massages ;)

That debate will be on soon. Bruce gets first shot

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

That debate will be on soon. Bruce gets first shot

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Great and I need 100 posts to be able to judge the champs performance.
He is fully prepared , this morning we watched a few episodes of Soprano to counter strikes BruceLess training of watching Spongebob

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

That debate will be on soon. Bruce gets first shot

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Great and I need 100 posts to be able to judge the champs performance.
He is fully prepared , this morning we watched a few episodes of Soprano to counter strikes BruceLess training of watching Spongebob

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U actually no ice or is it a strictly professional relationship?