If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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09-01-2010, 04:46 AM
titleist905t

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

This is the best thread ever! LMAO
09-01-2010, 11:56 AM
Hornfinger

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by koppas

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Originally Posted by amat

In a tag-team handicap match, my partner would be ICB and we would last 3 rounds and 10 seconds with Manny Pacquiao. In a no-holds barred handicap tag team match, I would bring a gun into the ring and then last a full 7 rounds.

You'd have to use the whole seven rounds more like.

true that. those military steroids enable soldiers to walk through bullets.

Seriously though. Maybe another thread should be started 'how long would you last with margarito is he had his loaded handwraps?'
09-01-2010, 12:03 PM
erics44

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by ono

Come off it. I can do 300 crunches so i know i can take it to the body.

crunches are for girls

you might as well get your trunks on
09-01-2010, 01:11 PM
ono

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by erics44

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Originally Posted by ono

Come off it. I can do 300 crunches so i know i can take it to the body.

crunches are for girls

you might as well get your trunks on

Yeah but i do then with my coach screaming obscenities at me through a megaphone. That's manly as fuck.
09-01-2010, 02:52 PM
ElTerribleMorales

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

i swam a few laps today, i'm thinking about calling out Trinidad for a catchweight fight for next week ;D
09-01-2010, 03:05 PM
Hornfinger

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

I didn't take drugs today so I'm alreeady cleaner than pacquiao. :cool:
09-01-2010, 03:09 PM
:::PSL:::

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

I didn't take drugs today so I'm alreeady cleaner than pacquiao. :cool:

I think you've already tweeked this morning.
09-01-2010, 03:16 PM
Hornfinger

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

I didn't take drugs today so I'm alreeady cleaner than pacquiao. :cool:

I think you've already tweeked this morning.

Well being a pac fan you should know what a user looks like by now hahahahaha ;D
09-01-2010, 03:21 PM
:::PSL:::

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

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Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

I didn't take drugs today so I'm alreeady cleaner than pacquiao. :cool:

I think you've already tweeked this morning.

Well being a pac fan you should know what a user looks like by now hahahahaha ;D

I can also easily identify a chicken when I see one...

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...ickenfloyd.jpg
09-01-2010, 03:32 PM
Hornfinger

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

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Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

I didn't take drugs today so I'm alreeady cleaner than pacquiao. :cool:

I think you've already tweeked this morning.

Well being a pac fan you should know what a user looks like by now hahahahaha ;D

I can also easily identify a chicken when I see one...

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...ickenfloyd.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA

At least Floyd ain't scared of a drug test! hahahaha
09-02-2010, 12:37 AM
El Kabong

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

HAHAHAHAHA

At least Floyd ain't scared of a drug test! hahahaha

...as long as it's not in it's prime ;)

I am really wondering what the hell Floyd is really scared of? Floyd beat Oscar at 154, Floyd beat Hatton at 147 where Hatton wasn't really good but he also wasn't weight drained....Pacquiao destroyed both of those guys, but Oscar was weight drained hell Freddy Roach said he saw track marks in ODH's arms from where he was rehydrated, Hatton was a spent fighter...he just wasn't getting any better....the only person I see that Pac beat that would scare Floyd is Miguel Cotto....but heck Miguel might be damaged goods and it's not like he had a real trainer for that bout, so I just don't know.

I would think that if JMM can beat Manny by outboxing him then Floyd could do it even better...perhaps Floyd is scared of getting tagged really hard because even JMM went down 3 times vs Manny early
09-02-2010, 09:32 AM
rjj tszyu

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

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Originally Posted by Hornfinger

HAHAHAHAHA

At least Floyd ain't scared of a drug test! hahahaha

...as long as it's not in it's prime ;)

I am really wondering what the hell Floyd is really scared of? Floyd beat Oscar at 154, Floyd beat Hatton at 147 where Hatton wasn't really good but he also wasn't weight drained....Pacquiao destroyed both of those guys, but Oscar was weight drained hell Freddy Roach said he saw track marks in ODH's arms from where he was rehydrated, Hatton was a spent fighter...he just wasn't getting any better....the only person I see that Pac beat that would scare Floyd is Miguel Cotto....but heck Miguel might be damaged goods and it's not like he had a real trainer for that bout, so I just don't know.

I would think that if JMM can beat Manny by outboxing him then Floyd could do it even better...perhaps Floyd is scared of getting tagged really hard because even JMM went down 3 times vs Manny early

The thing is though Oscar caught Floyd a few times at 154 and it didn't seem to bother him and when he got sloppy vs Mosley and got rocked he IMO took it well and knew HOW to recover. I also think Mosley and Oscar both hit harder than Pac, it's the volume of Pacs power punches that make him so dangerous, but IMO Floyd just wouldn't take them due to his defensive brilliance.

I don't know why Floyd is ducking Pac because to me Pac is Tailor made for Floyd.
09-02-2010, 11:56 AM
JazMerkin

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

Nobody on here no matter what their size or build would take a punch from Manny Pacquiao. No one would last longer than he let them. Run of the mill pros hit harder than most people even realize. Did you never see any pros down your gym Ice? Which one was it again?

Hell, even a streetfight, all he'd need is one punch & with his speed I bet he'd get it.

So nobody will stand a chance against him. Not unless they're a super-good swimmer who works out 6 days a week. Guys like that are hard as fuck. Especially when they're amazing chess players.

*Hornfinger & PSL - please kindly flirt on other pages. This is a Hall of Fame thread without you two blabbering on about PBF/Pac, which no one with a sense of humour gives a flying fuck about.
09-03-2010, 05:55 PM
JonnyFolds

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

Arturo Gatti Delivers the Thunder | SPIKE

I think this sums up what would happen with a guy with twice the speed and a little less power would knock you silly.

Miss Gatti :(
09-03-2010, 05:58 PM
skel1983

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by JonnyFolds

Arturo Gatti Delivers the Thunder | SPIKE

I think this sums up what would happen with a guy with twice the speed and a little less power would knock you silly.

Miss Gatti :(

Add to that mate Gatti was old shot and out of shape, poor Ice. ;D
09-03-2010, 06:08 PM
:::PSL:::

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

Poor "Joe 3" ;D

Great reality tv show.
02-04-2011, 07:47 AM
Dark Lord Al

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by ICB

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Originally Posted by koppas

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else? ;D

Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

Now do you understand why i think Froch's fittness is much better due to swimming , as he told me in person , thats why i think he will beat Kessler in the return?.
02-04-2011, 07:57 PM
Ant Live

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

I would have Tito dad wrap my hands
Get some drugs from Shane
Ask Aaron Pryor for the black bottle
Get something to blind Manny like Sonny Liston had for Ali

Then when the ref say, "touch gloves and come out fighting", and Manny go to his corner for a quick pray, I'll drop kick his little @$$ into the corner and hope he hits his head like Hatton did when Floyd check him.
And if none of that don't work, I'll bite his ear like Tyson did Holyfied
Act like my knee gave out like Foreman vs Cotto(that was real)
Then have my homies jump from a parachute and we rush that little fast @$$.

After all of which I would retire.
Talk a lot of stuff.
Fight someone else.
Beat up my girl.
And have 3 court dates postpone negotiations
02-05-2011, 05:47 PM
levi#1BoxingFan

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by ICB

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Originally Posted by koppas

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else? ;D

Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

Get real, he'd cut you down like a tall timber. Pac would salt and pepper you with his speed. No shame in that tho bro.;D
02-05-2011, 06:22 PM
Gandalf

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.
02-05-2011, 06:40 PM
DaxxKahn

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

I'd go the distance.

Doubt I'd be able to speak or walk again but I'd definitely go the full 4 rounds.

Who will fill in for the other 8...:D
02-05-2011, 08:49 PM
boxingbantz

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by miles

I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.

;D
02-05-2011, 09:03 PM
Master

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

I would boom the right hand Kirkland Lang/Tszyu style. :)
02-05-2011, 10:50 PM
Andre

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

Tag team maybe we could all take him.
02-06-2011, 01:10 AM
Dropanuke

I'd rugby tackle him, they breaking his arm like Tyson vs mcbride and stamp on his foot, spit bleach in his eye and side kick the ref, cut the lights and german suplex him and wait for kurt angle
02-06-2011, 02:11 AM
josef4334

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by amat

In a tag-team handicap match, my partner would be ICB and we would last 3 rounds and 10 seconds with Manny Pacquiao. In a no-holds barred handicap tag team match, I would bring a gun into the ring and then last a full 7 rounds.

hahaha. thats funny... the only thing is, with gloves on how are you gonna hold the gun much more squeeze the trigger?
02-06-2011, 03:55 AM
ElTerribleMorales

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

all i know is that Michael Phelps would fuck Manny Pacquiao up
02-06-2011, 07:00 AM
C-Lo

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by ElTerribleMorales

all i know is that Michael Phelps would fuck Manny Pacquiao up

Best comment on this thread!

I have almost 100lbs on Manny but to be honest, I could try to run as much as I want, I'm pretty sure he'd eventually cut the ring off within seconds.
02-06-2011, 07:04 AM
generalbulldog

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by C-Lo

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Originally Posted by ElTerribleMorales

all i know is that Michael Phelps would fuck Manny Pacquiao up

Best comment on this thread!

I have almost 100lbs on Manny but to be honest, I could try to run as much as I want, I'm pretty sure he'd eventually cut the ring off within seconds.

For some reason I'm picturing you as another buboy (Pac's fatass buddy).
02-06-2011, 07:44 AM
Gandalf

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

And most importantly I would hold a syringe menacingly between my gloves....I'm going a full 3 minutes I tell ya! :p
02-06-2011, 08:25 AM
C-Lo

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

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Originally Posted by C-Lo

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Originally Posted by ElTerribleMorales

all i know is that Michael Phelps would fuck Manny Pacquiao up

Best comment on this thread!

I have almost 100lbs on Manny but to be honest, I could try to run as much as I want, I'm pretty sure he'd eventually cut the ring off within seconds.

For some reason I'm picturing you as another buboy (Pac's fatass buddy).

I have what is called "athletic fat." I have zero cellulite and I have no saggy parts. I have a sick ab though. It pokes out but it's hard. I'm definitely in better shape than buboy! Picture a nfl lineman but at 5'8"
02-06-2011, 09:03 AM
Andre

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by miles

And most importantly I would hold a syringe menacingly between my gloves....I'm going a full 3 minutes I tell ya! :p

Mind games : Ring walk in a vampire suit with teeth already dripping :lickish: might get you another round.
02-06-2011, 12:26 PM
Master

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by Andre

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Originally Posted by miles

And most importantly I would hold a syringe menacingly between my gloves....I'm going a full 3 minutes I tell ya! :p

Mind games : Ring walk in a vampire suit with teeth already dripping :lickish: might get you another round.

If you are implying Pac hates blood, you might as well come dressed as a big needle.
02-06-2011, 12:35 PM
Dropanuke

And if any of the above don't work I'd wear a spiky suit and just chase manny down and bear hug him
02-06-2011, 03:41 PM
mafiajoey

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by koppas

I wish I had've made the thread title: "If you stepped into the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime..."

Would've loved to have seen ICB's answer then.

He would've probably claimed he plays tennis every Thursday so that entitles him to at least two rounds. ;D

Should have just made the thread that brought you to make this one.."If I could be in a ring shirtless with Manny how excited would you be?" .....Pac obsession is a disease.
02-06-2011, 04:51 PM
Julius Rain

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

I think the best thing to do is bring a bomb and hope for a draw.
02-07-2011, 03:14 AM
miron_lang

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

I really don't think anyone on this forum will last 3 minutes with Pacquiao in a 12 round fight with Pacquiao being instructed to take your head off.

;D

I think ICB would see the second round if Pac approaches the fight like his normal professional fight. (If you're running and of course he's winning the round then why bother...I'll just wait til you tire)

but if Manny's goal is to knock the opponent in the 1st. Then Nobody in these forums ( except those Professionals) would last more than 2 minutes.
02-07-2011, 03:32 AM
miron_lang

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by miles

I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.

With your size advantage and that fight plan. It could work.
02-07-2011, 04:38 AM
Gandalf

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by miron_lang

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Originally Posted by miles

I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.

With you size advantage and that fight plan. It could work.

Cheat, cheat and cheat some more. It is the only way. :cool:
02-07-2011, 05:14 AM
miron_lang

Re: If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by miles

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Originally Posted by miron_lang

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Originally Posted by miles

I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.

With you size advantage and that fight plan. It could work.

Cheat, cheat and cheat some more. It is the only way. :cool:

Do you honestly think that the late Agapito Sanchez would have lasted 12 if he didnt fought the way he did?

Elbows, Head butts and Low blow's were normal boxing fouls(W/c he did in that fight). But did you see the leg drop?

besides the biting of ear i think that leg drop is the most effective :D

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