What's Your Favorite Movie Quote?

Sling Blade
Doyle: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

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Originally Posted by CFH

Anyone like Me, Myself, and Irene? There's a ton of wicked quotes in that movie.
Jamaal, "Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!"

After I guy throws his cig infront of Hank.
Hank Evans: Hey ringworm...
[Softball Player looks around]
Hank Evans: Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
Softball Player: Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette.
Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.

Shonte Jr.: Anybody know how to fly this damn thing?
Jamaal: Motherfucker, it can't be that hard, it's just lift versus drag and rotation.
Lee Harvey: Yeah, man, get your head out your a**.
Shonte Jr.: It's not that, man, the controls are written in German, ya asshole.
Lee Harvey: Motherfucker, you speak German don't you?
Shonte Jr.: Motherfucker, I can speak it, I ain't saying I can read the S*** all that good.
Jamaal: [Grabs instruction book] You a motherfuckin' disgrace!

Shonte Jr.: Okay so I add up the atomic masses of the proton and neutron, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddam electron? Can I bring it over here?
Jamaal: Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid S***. I mean he would just turn over a** up in your face and wouldn't give a F***!

I love the 3 black kids in that movie... one of my favs. Sorry for the long a** post.

Here's a few more:

Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.
Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.
Hank Evans: Do you swallow?

Irene P. Waters: Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called "supplies."
Hank Evans: Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
Irene P. Waters: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.

Guy on Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
Hank Evans: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.

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The Golden Child
Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." But you know what we could do, is we could all go on "Star Search" and we could give the audience rocks, and have them throw them at you, and then you can wave your hand and make them all hit Ed McMahon - hard.

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Originally Posted by ICE COLD BOXING

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same F******' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no F******' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same F******' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same F******' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean S***.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot F******' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: S*** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.



Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a**.




Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Marcellus : If he go to china..I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass ;D

"Full Metal Jacket" there are so many good lines at the beginning of this movie when the guys are in basic that you couldn't list them all. My favorite:
Sgt Hartman: Private Pyle why is your footlocker unlocked?
Pyle: Sir, I don't Know Sir.
Hartman: If there is one thing in this world I don't like it's an unlocked footlocker, you know that don't you?
Pyle: Sir, yes Sir.
Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?
Plye: Sir, no Sir.
Hartman: Get down! Well now, lets see if there's anything missing (dumps locker tray on floor). Holy Jesus! What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?
Pyle: Sir, a jelly donut Sir.

Lee Ermey should have gotten an oscar for his performance as the Sgt.

"....Shaun you are my same height....that is NEAT" - Don Durkett, Orange County

"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?" - Lance, Orange County

Axel Foley: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

HAHAHA......god I love it when Eddie Murphy goes off like that




"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the MONDAYS" - Office Space

Gotta love Clint Eastwood:

Feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
We're gonna take you out...........Me and Smith, and Wesson.

The speech from "Unforgiven", at the end, when he's about to come out of the bar. Something like "Anyoneone tries to shoot me, I'm gonna kill you, and your family, and then burn your house down."

Deniro's line from "Heat", "Never become attached to anything you can't walk out on in 30 seconds if the heat is around the corner."

The Matrix-
I dont understand what's going on.......You are "The One", Neo.

Got to give Arnold some props:
Stick around! Get to the Chopper! Get out! There's a bomb! I'll be back! All get a small nod, but some of his best were:

The Running Man- Killian! I'm gonna ram my fist into your stomach, and rip out your goddamn spine!
Also from The Running Man- Uplink, underground, uplink, underground. If you don't shut up, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!

Raw Deal- Remember when I said I'd kill you last...............I lied.

Just a few off the top of my head.

"I know Kung Fu" - best Keanu quote EVER right next to "I.....am an....F-B-I AGENT"

Hey BG , a movie you want to check out is

Ghost Dog : Way of the Samurai

you will enjoy !

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Originally Posted by Lords Gym

Hey BG , a movie you want to check out is

Ghost Dog : Way of the Samurai

you will enjoy !

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Hell yeah, One of Jim Jarmusch's coolest movies. Forrest is awesome in this flick.

Troy McClure in calling all quakers : Have it your way baby .

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Originally Posted by Lords Gym

Hey BG , a movie you want to check out is

Ghost Dog : Way of the Samurai

you will enjoy !

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I believe I have seen it. With Forrest Whitaker? I enjoyed it, but I have not seen it since it first arrived on VHS. I think I will check it out again now that you've brought it to my attention. Thanks, my friend.