Do you reckon God googles himself when he's feeling bored and a bit depressed, because surely he has more sites than anyone else referencing him?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
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Do you reckon God googles himself when he's feeling bored and a bit depressed, because surely he has more sites than anyone else referencing him?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
I reckon he goes on the God Forum's and signs in as guest......just to boost his self esteem.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
How about asking whether, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins?
Ono, ask them what are their thoughts on Allah. :D
Could ask them who would win in a fightQuote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMick
;D
Depends where its held and who the judges are. If its a panel of Jewish judges, I reckon God takes it on points...after all God's lad is in the Jewish religious stuff right?Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
Hmmm guess what?
I started a new thread. Let's see if anyone bites
:D
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ono
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God vs Allah
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Hi everyone
so i'm a really big boxing fan aswell as a church go-er.
so i thought it would be fun to combine the 2 and start a light hearted thread.
My question to you guys is 'who would have won if God had fought Allah in a boxing match?'
The way i see it going is......God uses his speed and keeps his stronger opponent of him and wins a close but fair unanimous decision.
If it went to the judges scorecards do you think their religious beliefs would come into play? Surely a Jewish judge would show bias toward God and a Muslim judge would maybe favour Allah.
David vs Goliath could even be on the undercard.
Thoughts....
Thanks, Ono
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thanks to mick and rhun for the idea
Flippin heck....David v Goliath on the undercard? Is this a Don King promotion, cause I want tickets!!! I'm going Goliath 1st round KO.
Yeh i'm putting £100 on the big guy as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Cain vs Abel has just been added aswel as a special attraction.
Similar to Vitali vs Wlad.
We've got a bite..... ;D
#1 Yesterday, 04:11 PM
ono
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God vs Allah
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Hi everyone
so i'm a really big boxing fan aswell as a church go-er.
so i thought it would be fun to combine the 2 and start a light hearted thread.
My question to you guys is 'who would have won if God had fought Allah in a boxing match?'
The way i see it going is......God uses his speed and keeps his stronger opponent of him and wins a close but fair unanimous decision.
If it went to the judges scorecards do you think their religious beliefs would come into play? Surely a Jewish judge would show bias toward God and a Muslim judge would maybe favour Allah.
David vs Goliath could even be on the undercard.
Thoughts....
Thanks, Ono
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#2 Yesterday, 09:05 PM
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what? God is the creator of the Universe maker of everything there is only one God. there is no comparison or VS of any kind. Satan tried that with God and was kicked out of heaven. So what should that tell you? since the most powerful being besides God is Satan
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#3 Today, 04:53 AM
ono
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Quote:
Originally Posted by walker
what? God is the creator of the Universe maker of everything there is only one God. there is no comparison or VS of any kind. Satan tried that with God and was kicked out of heaven. So what should that tell you? since the most powerful being besides God is Satan
So you think it would be a mis-match?
Cain vs Abel could also be on the undercard as it would be similar to the Klitschko's squaring off with one another.
I agree with you that God would win.
Quick Ono...accuse him of being a Satan lover since he praised him!!!!
yea he kind of laid it out there for you..... Walker is a very defensive chap isint he ;D
But he is correct on that one
Your wish is my commandQuote:
Originally Posted by hitmandonny
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ono
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Quote:
Originally Posted by walker
what? God is the creator of the Universe maker of everything there is only one God. there is no comparison or VS of any kind. Satan tried that with God and was kicked out of heaven. So what should that tell you? since the most powerful being besides God is Satan
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Reply by Ono
At the Ricky Hatton fights we sing a very similar song
It goes...(join in if you know the words)
There's only one Ricky Hatton
One Ricky Hatton
Walking along.....
Singing a song...
Walking in a Hatton wonderland
Are you sure your not showing a little bit of bias toward satan?
Do you think he was more powerful than Goliath?
Yeh he is very defensiveQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
i reckon he'l kick me off soon.
we shall see tho
;D
CC Ono, that was brilliant!!!