Why is my left nut is saggier and longer than my right?
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Why is my left nut is saggier and longer than my right?
Because you wife prefers that one more. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by :::PSL:::
Lol! Ofcourse. duhQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterBecause you wife prefers that one more. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by :::PSL:::
Why didn't I think of that?
Hey X, what happens if you refuse to pay your exorcist? Do you get repossessed?
Anyone else find broken glass tastes suspiciously like blood?
No but I do for a woman on a period.Quote:
Originally Posted by X
When Doctors and Nurses have sick days, do they stay home from work?
What would you rather bee or a wasp ?
If sex between three people is a threesome
And sex between two people is a twosome
Why is handsome still a compliment?
Because I am handsome.Quote:
Originally Posted by X
Less chance of you getting your leads tangled.Quote:
Originally Posted by :::PSL:::
If the theory of Evolution is true, why did snakes lose the ability to talk?
because they can not walk and talk at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by X
Weird ........
Eating bacon will eventually kill you
Smoking will eventually kill you
but smoking bacon will cure it. :confused:
Right, so I have ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I will keep you posted.