Have you ever !!!!!

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Originally Posted by No Contest

Plopeater has officially overthrown Bilbo as weirdest Saddo member. Bilbo you almost retook the title with the self cuddling but it just wasn't weird enough. :p

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Why are people thinking I'm weird, is it the eating poo,, getting a dog to lick my cock clean, jerking over he-shes or another fetish

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Originally Posted by No Contest

Plopeater has officially overthrown Bilbo as weirdest Saddo member. Bilbo you almost retook the title with the self cuddling but it just wasn't weird enough. :p

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Ah come one surely Clubber stands above me right, I'd say Clubber number 1, then Plopeater.

I guess you could make a case for me at 3 but personally I think Legion is stranger than I am.

I'm just a loveable British eccentric. :)

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by No Contest

Plopeater has officially overthrown Bilbo as weirdest Saddo member. Bilbo you almost retook the title with the self cuddling but it just wasn't weird enough. :p

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Ah come one surely Clubber stands above me right, I'd say Clubber number 1, then Plopeater.

I guess you could make a case for me at 3 but personally I think Legion is stranger than I am.

I'm just a loveable British eccentric. :)

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Only Number 2, I need to become weirder

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Originally Posted by Clubber

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

How would you know? ???

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:lolhaha:


You beat me to it.;D

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I do daydream and watch certain movies/youtube videos you know. ^-^

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Don't worry Clubber, they are from Massachusetts... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by plopeater

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Originally Posted by mike_tha_man

yeah "snowball" i have once but under the wrong circumstances. i had a shorty give me head and i thought she swallowed but held it in her mouth for like a good 5-10 minutes. then she pulled me over to kiss her so i did and she had all my little troopers in her mouth. THAT BITCH!!! :mad: i told her to get the f*ck out of my car and i left her there. but guess i pussy'd out because i came back to pick her up like 10 minutes later :-\

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Did it taste good or not

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Couldnt tell you because i was so mad at the b*tch that i wasnt really thinking straight. not responsible for my actions at that point i guess

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by mike_tha_man

yeah "snowball" i have once but under the wrong circumstances. i had a shorty give me head and i thought she swallowed but held it in her mouth for like a good 5-10 minutes. then she pulled me over to kiss her so i did and she had all my little troopers in her mouth. THAT BITCH!!! :mad: i told her to get the f*ck out of my car and i left her there. but guess i pussy'd out because i came back to pick her up like 10 minutes later :-\

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I bet you never married her.

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ohh hell no!!! i left her the following day after she explained to me that she just wanted me to taste it myself and that she thought it would be funny. she said it was a joke and didnt think that i would get mad. i told her that she was a joke and i never spoke to her again.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by No Contest

Plopeater has officially overthrown Bilbo as weirdest Saddo member. Bilbo you almost retook the title with the self cuddling but it just wasn't weird enough. :p

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Ah come one surely Clubber stands above me right, I'd say Clubber number 1, then Plopeater.

I guess you could make a case for me at 3 but personally I think Legion is stranger than I am.

I'm just a loveable British eccentric. :)

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I'll take the #3 slot; out of respect for my little buddy Bilbore. Though I don't know what's stranger, his marathon wank-fests on his rowing machine or me keeping snakes in my house.

But you can f#ck off if you think I'm weirder than Clubber or Plop:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

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I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

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I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

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Some might say he's disgusting but you could just as easily argue that he's culinarily adventurous with a far bigger imagination for what makes great food.

Also in these days of bloated human population and methane intense farming which damages our planet Ploppy is actually being eco friendly.

He only eats what he can produce, which has long been the goal of eco farmers and he is very self sufficient.

It may well be that Ploppy's dietry habits point to the future for all mankind. God bless him for being a trail blazer. He's a scat pioneer and we should all want to shake his hand......only after he's washed them first of course.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Plopeater you are one sick fuck, seriousley.

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I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

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Some might say he's disgusting but you could just as easily argue that he's culinarily adventurous with a far bigger imagination for what makes great food.

Also in these days of bloated human population and methane intense farming which damages our planet Ploppy is actually being eco friendly.

He only eats what he can produce, which has long been the goal of eco farmers and he is very self sufficient.

It may well be that Ploppy's dietry habits point to the future for all mankind. God bless him for being a trail blazer. He's a scat pioneer and we should all want to shake his hand......only after he's washed them first of course.

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yea the eco friendly crap made a little since, but u didnt answer the sperm drinking or the eating shredded cheese off another mans cock, you know why cause there is only one answer to that and that answer is hes a disgusting person, and i seriously doubt he eats crap to be eco friendly i think he does it to be nasty as hell.

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

I agree 100% plopeater has to be one of the most disgusting people eating shit, tasteing sperm, eating shredded cheese off a mans cock WTF is wrong with you im almost sure you will never be married.

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Some might say he's disgusting but you could just as easily argue that he's culinarily adventurous with a far bigger imagination for what makes great food.

Also in these days of bloated human population and methane intense farming which damages our planet Ploppy is actually being eco friendly.

He only eats what he can produce, which has long been the goal of eco farmers and he is very self sufficient.

It may well be that Ploppy's dietry habits point to the future for all mankind. God bless him for being a trail blazer. He's a scat pioneer and we should all want to shake his hand......only after he's washed them first of course.

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yea the eco friendly crap made a little since, but u didnt answer the sperm drinking or the eating shredded cheese off another mans cock, you know why cause there is only one answer to that and that answer is hes a disgusting person, and i seriously doubt he eats crap to be eco friendly i think he does it to be nasty as hell.

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Well sperm has all the nutrients needed to support a fetus and is packed with vitamins and goodness. It's actually a superfood and it's health benefits have long been recognised.

See here Semen Therapy

A healthy mouthful of sperm 3 times a week has been proven to protect against illness and boost the immune system. It's improves skin and adds a nice healthy sheen to your hair.

Obviously for a man, unless they are gay it is usual to drink your own but swapping is not uncommon as you get more nutrients that way.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Some might say he's disgusting but you could just as easily argue that he's culinarily adventurous with a far bigger imagination for what makes great food.

Also in these days of bloated human population and methane intense farming which damages our planet Ploppy is actually being eco friendly.

He only eats what he can produce, which has long been the goal of eco farmers and he is very self sufficient.

It may well be that Ploppy's dietry habits point to the future for all mankind. God bless him for being a trail blazer. He's a scat pioneer and we should all want to shake his hand......only after he's washed them first of course.

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yea the eco friendly crap made a little since, but u didnt answer the sperm drinking or the eating shredded cheese off another mans cock, you know why cause there is only one answer to that and that answer is hes a disgusting person, and i seriously doubt he eats crap to be eco friendly i think he does it to be nasty as hell.

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Well sperm has all the nutrients needed to support a fetus and is packed with vitamins and goodness. It's actually a superfood and it's health benefits have long been recognised.

See here Semen Therapy

A healthy mouthful of sperm 3 times a week has been proven to protect against illness and boost the immune system. It's improves skin and adds a nice healthy sheen to your hair.

Obviously for a man, unless they are gay it is usual to drink your own but swapping is not uncommon as you get more nutrients that way.

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:lolhaha:


Bilbo running on all cylinders today.....my man:cool:

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by kingfrnk

yea the eco friendly crap made a little since, but u didnt answer the sperm drinking or the eating shredded cheese off another mans cock, you know why cause there is only one answer to that and that answer is hes a disgusting person, and i seriously doubt he eats crap to be eco friendly i think he does it to be nasty as hell.

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Well sperm has all the nutrients needed to support a fetus and is packed with vitamins and goodness. It's actually a superfood and it's health benefits have long been recognised.

See here Semen Therapy

A healthy mouthful of sperm 3 times a week has been proven to protect against illness and boost the immune system. It's improves skin and adds a nice healthy sheen to your hair.

Obviously for a man, unless they are gay it is usual to drink your own but swapping is not uncommon as you get more nutrients that way.

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:lolhaha:


Bilbo running on all cylinders today.....my man:cool:

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Hey I managed to get the whole forum to swing with my clan idea, setting up their own little alliances and squads, whose to say I can't talk at least some of them into supping their own spunk? :cool:

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

OK, let's be honest here we've ALL dipped our finger in it and AT LEAST thought about it. ;D

Some have tasted it a bit....
Others aren't there quite yet but they'll get there... ;)


I remember this one time I was with a girl at a party and we took off in her car a couple of blocks down to get it on in her car.
She was blowing me and jacking me off then when I was coming the b!tch pointed my cock at me and shot it on me. :furious2:

Made her lick it off, ALL of it.

;D

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Dude! That happened to me too! The only difference was my girl was pointing my jimmy in front of her face and saying "cum on my face baby, I want that shit" and when I said "i'm cumming" she pointed it at me. I was wearing my eyeglasses at the time...

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Originally Posted by mike_tha_man

yeah "snowball" i have once but under the wrong circumstances. i had a shorty give me head and i thought she swallowed but held it in her mouth for like a good 5-10 minutes. then she pulled me over to kiss her so i did and she had all my little troopers in her mouth. THAT BITCH!!! :mad: i told her to get the f*ck out of my car and i left her there. but guess i pussy'd out because i came back to pick her up like 10 minutes later :-\

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I can't believe you dropped her off! That was "tuck-and-roll" status!!! Open that door, unbuckle her seat belt, take your foot off the gas for a second so you could kick that bitch out the car!!!!

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Originally Posted by Master

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yeah "snowball" i have once but under the wrong circumstances. i had a shorty give me head and i thought she swallowed but held it in her mouth for like a good 5-10 minutes. then she pulled me over to kiss her so i did and she had all my little troopers in her mouth. THAT BITCH!!! :mad: i told her to get the f*ck out of my car and i left her there. but guess i pussy'd out because i came back to pick her up like 10 minutes later :-\

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I bet you never married her.

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ohh hell no!!! i left her the following day after she explained to me that she just wanted me to taste it myself and that she thought it would be funny. she said it was a joke and didnt think that i would get mad. i told her that she was a joke and i never spoke to her again.[/quote]

The moral of the story is that you need to ensure you talk to your girl before you kiss her. And Yes you should have left her there.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Well sperm has all the nutrients needed to support a fetus and is packed with vitamins and goodness. It's actually a superfood and it's health benefits have long been recognised.

See here Semen Therapy

A healthy mouthful of sperm 3 times a week has been proven to protect against illness and boost the immune system. It's improves skin and adds a nice healthy sheen to your hair.

Obviously for a man, unless they are gay it is usual to drink your own but swapping is not uncommon as you get more nutrients that way.

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:lolhaha:


Bilbo running on all cylinders today.....my man:cool:

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Hey I managed to get the whole forum to swing with my clan idea, setting up their own little alliances and squads, whose to say I can't talk at least some of them into supping their own spunk? :cool:

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Hey, i'd happily follow my leader down most paths that I could imagine you leading us... But even as mainstay clan member, I can still surely say I will never be supping my own spunk....

Plus we've already got one member campaigning to convince us all we should be eating our own shit... It's evidence enough that this forum has serious mental issues by the fact we even accepted him as one of our own with open arms, instead of immediately making him an outcast or banning his nonsense.. If you start campaigning along side him for the regular eating of our own spoof, it'll be dark days...


On a brighter note though it'll do wonders for putting you above clubber on the weirdness list...

I can see him asking about the health benifits of eating your sperm and maybe if anyone has any good recipe's for making it taste nice, but trying to convince everyone to eat it is another level..