Funny 'Triple B'
I heard that the Jockey riding Rachel Uchitel was blind, and he kept hitting her face
with the Whip instead of her Ass.
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http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/...ships-not-over
Someone get this guy fitted for kneepads and throat callus cream. He couldn't deep throat Woods any better if he was there physically servicing him. What a dolt.
Personally I'm glad to see Woods stumble on yet another major tournament, while the clock keeps ticking (he's 42) and the young guns keep replacing him.
Woods is old news. He had his day, but soooo many sports journalists can't seem to let it go.
Tiger will never......... NEVER catch Jack Nicklaus in career majors, and will forever play 2nd fiddle to the great Golden Bear.
Couldn't happen to a worse individual.
Oh well.... at least he's a multi-millionaire and shows up to golf tournaments in his 155-foot yacht.
Throat Callous Cream BWAHAHAHA
FUCKING A!
Damn Tito is always talking about LUBRICATION tho
DAMN IT.
Tiger Woods is two shots off the lead in the British Open. :mad:
Someone get his ex-wife pronto, so she can whack him with a putter or something and break his kneecap.
SOB should not be allowed to catch up to Jack Nicklaus in career majors, so he'll always be 2nd fiddle.
So some guy named Molinari won, while Woods hung close at 3 strokes back. Apparently he even led for awhile.
He's getting too close. Need some Tanya Harding type to club his knee like they did to Nancy Kerrigan so he won't contend for awhile.... then by the time he comes back he'll be too damn old.
For the 2nd major in a row, Tiger finishes within sniffing distance of the victory. Three strokes off the pace in the British Open, and now two strokes off and in 2nd place in the PGA Championship.
Close..... but no cigar.
Gee..... that's too BAD.
Wtf is Tiger Woods like part Mexican?
The fact that Tiger is back is amazing. I never thought he would compete at the highest level again.
It IS amazing. Having said that, I hope he never wins another major. We need all these young-uns to step up to the plate.
Would love to see him win a major again and to go on and pass Nicklaus record. Don' think that will happen now.
I think his talent deserves it - his career went off the rails in his prime for all the wrong reasons then the injuries hit etc... His doing yes but without that happening he would have passed Nicklaus record I'm sure.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/gameo...rison/2083049/
They forgot the 12th reason: Nicklaus is/was 10 times classier than Woods will ever be.
Tiger won something, is this the start of his comeback?
Yeah he did. I guess he's still too good to be kept down forever. Is he on a comeback? Yeah.... of sorts. It's his first win in quite some time. My consolation here is that it wasn't a major. He's soon to be 43, and his race to catch Jack Nicklaus in career major championships is quickly running out of time. He's also got some formidable young-uns coming up so hopefully this will make it even harder for him to win another major.
Biggest thing Tiger has to overcome is match play....he absolutely sucks at it.