Bilbo's Clan and Role Assignments

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

whats my role

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If you want a role you'll need to replace your avatar with one of the LOTR characters like I have and a few others.

Boromir and Aragorn are still open, you want to be one of them?

sure

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

sure

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Ok I'll get Dizaster to make up an Aragorn avatar.

Remember to rep the rest of the clan, especially me :)

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

sure

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Ok I'll get Dizaster to make up an Aragorn avatar.

Remember to rep the rest of the clan, especially me :)

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;D

More power for the clan leader.

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Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

sure

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Ok I'll get Dizaster to make up an Aragorn avatar.

Remember to rep the rest of the clan, especially me :)

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;D

More power for the clan leader.

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We got youtube celebs now Pac :cool:

I want to get Britney's Fan to play Boromir :cool:


Here's a tribute to him

YouTube - LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE! Britney Spears Responds

There was (is?) one on redtube with some 18 year old who is pretending to be homeless and has to suck off 5 guys at once for money or something, who all violently throat fuck and cock choke her to near death , in the middle of it she goes up to the camera and says "HI DADDY"

LOL fucked up!!!! i got the link

I just went to page 12 without reading any of the ones before that and from the looks of it this is a good thread.

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

whats my role

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You realize that "maa's" devious behavior and attempt to harm the helpless children adventurers is morally wrong.Once freed by the group of treasure seekers your anger at Maa is realized and acted on in efforts to help the Children find the missing Ship and Gold........and you have to tell Chunk you love him ;D;D....Jk bro...Good luck Kid Thunder!Now hurry forth...

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

whats my role

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You realize that "maa's" devious behavior and attempt to harm the helpless children adventurers is morally wrong.Once freed by the group of treasure seekers your anger at Maa is realized and acted on in efforts to help the Children find the missing Ship and Gold........and you have to tell Chunk you love him ;D;D....Jk bro...Good luck Kid Thunder!Now hurry forth...

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

whats my role

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You realize that "maa's" devious behavior and attempt to harm the helpless children adventurers is morally wrong.Once freed by the group of treasure seekers your anger at Maa is realized and acted on in efforts to help the Children find the missing Ship and Gold........and you have to tell Chunk you love him ;D;D....Jk bro...Good luck Kid Thunder!Now hurry forth...

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haha I have no idea either, like I said I skipped to page 12, Kid Thunder's talking about some porn and I have no clue what Spicoli's talking about. I'm trying to figure out with going back into the thread.

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

whats my role

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You realize that "maa's" devious behavior and attempt to harm the helpless children adventurers is morally wrong.Once freed by the group of treasure seekers your anger at Maa is realized and acted on in efforts to help the Children find the missing Ship and Gold........and you have to tell Chunk you love him ;D;D....Jk bro...Good luck Kid Thunder!Now hurry forth...

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I know what your saying and it's mean, this ain't no Goonies and Thunder ain't no Sloth, he's Aragorn now.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

whats my role

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You realize that "maa's" devious behavior and attempt to harm the helpless children adventurers is morally wrong.Once freed by the group of treasure seekers your anger at Maa is realized and acted on in efforts to help the Children find the missing Ship and Gold........and you have to tell Chunk you love him ;D;D....Jk bro...Good luck Kid Thunder!Now hurry forth...

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I know what your saying and it's mean, this ain't no Goonies and Thunder ain't no Sloth, he's Aragorn now.

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Aragon was all right...Haa.Man,Can't believe ya got Andre.Im not into following so I find there are more than a few Orphans roaming around in this new found tribalism...Hmm

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

You realize that "maa's" devious behavior and attempt to harm the helpless children adventurers is morally wrong.Once freed by the group of treasure seekers your anger at Maa is realized and acted on in efforts to help the Children find the missing Ship and Gold........and you have to tell Chunk you love him ;D;D....Jk bro...Good luck Kid Thunder!Now hurry forth...

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I know what your saying and it's mean, this ain't no Goonies and Thunder ain't no Sloth, he's Aragorn now.

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Aragon was all right...Haa.Man,Can't believe ya got Andre.Im not into following so I find there are more than a few Orphans roaming around in this new found tribalism...Hmm

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I didn't realise I had recruited Andre until you said. To be honest I just intended the Clan to be a small party, the party of the nine, the Ringbearer and his eight companions, to match the nine Black Riders of Sauran.

Unfortunately some of my hobbit bretheren have been a bit over zealous with their recruiting and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of.

Nonetheless I can't complain, Jesus never turned people away from believing in him so i guess I can accept it. If they bring rep they can join the clan.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I know what your saying and it's mean, this ain't no Goonies and Thunder ain't no Sloth, he's Aragorn now.

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Aragon was all right...Haa.Man,Can't believe ya got Andre.Im not into following so I find there are more than a few Orphans roaming around in this new found tribalism...Hmm

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I didn't realise I had recruited Andre until you said. To be honest I just intended the Clan to be a small party, the party of the nine, the Ringbearer and his eight companions, to match the nine Black Riders of Sauran.

Unfortunately some of my hobbit bretheren have been a bit over zealous with their recruiting and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of.

Nonetheless I can't complain, Jesus never turned people away from believing in him so i guess I can accept it. If they bring rep they can join the clan.

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"and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of."

So now you can fill up the Shire with a bunch on idiots.


"If they bring rep they can join the clan."

You sure set high standards:rolleyes:

I found a much better pic for your avatar Bilbo.

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

Aragon was all right...Haa.Man,Can't believe ya got Andre.Im not into following so I find there are more than a few Orphans roaming around in this new found tribalism...Hmm

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I didn't realise I had recruited Andre until you said. To be honest I just intended the Clan to be a small party, the party of the nine, the Ringbearer and his eight companions, to match the nine Black Riders of Sauran.

Unfortunately some of my hobbit bretheren have been a bit over zealous with their recruiting and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of.

Nonetheless I can't complain, Jesus never turned people away from believing in him so i guess I can accept it. If they bring rep they can join the clan.

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"and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of."

So now you can fill up the Shire with a bunch on idiots.


"If they bring rep they can join the clan."

You sure set high standards:rolleyes:

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how dare you! :mad:




what does idiot mean? :-\


;D j..k..


Legion im suprise you haven't made your own legion :D

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Originally Posted by Julius Rain

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I didn't realise I had recruited Andre until you said. To be honest I just intended the Clan to be a small party, the party of the nine, the Ringbearer and his eight companions, to match the nine Black Riders of Sauran.

Unfortunately some of my hobbit bretheren have been a bit over zealous with their recruiting and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of.

Nonetheless I can't complain, Jesus never turned people away from believing in him so i guess I can accept it. If they bring rep they can join the clan.

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"and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of."

So now you can fill up the Shire with a bunch on idiots.


"If they bring rep they can join the clan."

You sure set high standards:rolleyes:

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how dare you! :mad:




what does idiot mean? :-\


;D j..k..


Legion im suprise you haven't made your own legion :D

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I just meant that the guys who Bilbo doesn't know he can use as bodies to fill up the Shire. Maybe he can use them when you guys get together and re-enact Bilbo's Farewell Party:rolleyes:

As far as starting my own LEGION; I don't think so. A legion has many; I'd be by myself as no one would join;D I'd actually be embarassed for once trying to sell that idea.

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Originally Posted by No Contest

I found a much better pic for your avatar Bilbo.

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I think he used to have that one. Though, I could be mistaken.

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Originally Posted by frozensolid_702

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Originally Posted by No Contest

I found a much better pic for your avatar Bilbo.

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I think he used to have that one. Though, I could be mistaken.

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i remember he use to have james toney's fat ass face.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by LEGION

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

For some reason I find the idea of you baking flans and singing accapella hysterically funny

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I find the idea that you actually made it out of the incubator is even more hysterically funny.

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Come on Legion I know you want to join the clan. You're welcome, how about becoming Otho Sacksville Baggins? Maybe even Lobelia since you whine and snipe as much as she does.

I'll even give you some cheap cutlery too :)

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FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY. You're truly our leader Bilbs. I almost wet my pants laughing.

anyway, where's my avatar?:confused:

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Originally Posted by brucelee

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by LEGION

I find the idea that you actually made it out of the incubator is even more hysterically funny.

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Come on Legion I know you want to join the clan. You're welcome, how about becoming Otho Sacksville Baggins? Maybe even Lobelia since you whine and snipe as much as she does.

I'll even give you some cheap cutlery too :)

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FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY. You're truly our leader Bilbs. I almost wet my pants laughing.

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He's counting on that....quite the achievement......Almost becoming an unleashed gaggle o' geese this Klan!Too many chefs spoil the broth

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I know what your saying and it's mean, this ain't no Goonies and Thunder ain't no Sloth, he's Aragorn now.

:cool:

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Aragon was all right...Haa.Man,Can't believe ya got Andre.Im not into following so I find there are more than a few Orphans roaming around in this new found tribalism...Hmm

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I didn't realise I had recruited Andre until you said. To be honest I just intended the Clan to be a small party, the party of the nine, the Ringbearer and his eight companions, to match the nine Black Riders of Sauran.

Unfortunately some of my hobbit bretheren have been a bit over zealous with their recruiting and I have now have about 20 followers, half of whom I've never heard of.

Nonetheless I can't complain, Jesus never turned people away from believing in him so i guess I can accept it. If they bring rep they can join the clan.

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Fukkin hobbits never were any good at the english language.
Im a " Baggins bagger! "
Diz got it, he must be Diz the wiz = wizer.

So do you guys wipe your ass with your left hand and eat with the right hand like other forest dwellers and east asian humans?

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Ok Donny and Se7en try these links

Legolas is here http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4381/legolasbh9.gif
Merry is here http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4738/merryxk2.gif

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Nope, won't work at all!

SCREW YOU GUYS!

I am joining the Violent Squad ;D

Prepare for war!

We shall take no prisoners becuase this would mean that we have to feed your monkey asses.
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Originally Posted by Danny_G

SCREW YOU GUYS!

I am joining the Violent Squad ;D

Prepare for war!

We shall take no prisoners becuase this would mean that we have to feed your monkey asses.
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So you're going over to the dark side violent squad? ;D :-X ;)

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

SCREW YOU GUYS!

I am joining the Violent Squad ;D

Prepare for war!

We shall take no prisoners becuase this would mean that we have to feed your monkey asses.
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So I take it the Baggins Clan sig will not be forthcoming? :eek:

war well lets have it the war

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

war well lets have it the war

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Now there's no need to fuss and fight. ;)

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

SCREW YOU GUYS!

I am joining the Violent Squad ;D

Prepare for war!

We shall take no prisoners becuase this would mean that we have to feed your monkey asses.
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I don't believe you! :mad:

Are you not aware Violent Squad is slowly becoming home of floyd fans!

Yea I thought so danny, I knew you wouldnt join as soon as you find that fact out ;D

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Originally Posted by Julius Rain

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

SCREW YOU GUYS!

I am joining the Violent Squad ;D

Prepare for war!

We shall take no prisoners becuase this would mean that we have to feed your monkey asses.
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I don't believe you! :mad:

Are you not aware Violent Squad is slowly becoming home of floyd fans!

Yea I thought so danny, I knew you wouldnt join as soon as you find that fact out ;D

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Rains is right Danny. I've long been a vocal supporter of Sergio Mora, in fact I'm the ONLY other person on the site who took sides with you and Diane over the Latin Snake.

VD mocked him hard and often.:mad:

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Originally Posted by brucelee

anyway, where's my avatar?:confused:

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Ahh please keep the burning man ,its cool ,:cool: :-\ hot.

hey the violin squad trying to over ride the baggins lets crush them were they need to be plz

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Julius Rain

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

SCREW YOU GUYS!

I am joining the Violent Squad ;D

Prepare for war!

We shall take no prisoners becuase this would mean that we have to feed your monkey asses.
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I don't believe you! :mad:

Are you not aware Violent Squad is slowly becoming home of floyd fans!

Yea I thought so danny, I knew you wouldnt join as soon as you find that fact out ;D

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Rains is right Danny. I've long been a vocal supporter of Sergio Mora, in fact I'm the ONLY other person on the site who took sides with you and Diane over the Latin Snake.

VD mocked him hard and often.:mad:

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I have been appointed an Old Guard ;D I am more of a freelancer than anything else. I will continue to do my own thing though ;D

hey danny g the grass isnt always greener on the other side how could u turn your back on baggins man oh man you want war ill give you war

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Ok fellow Clansters. As we now have several members I have decided it's time for the roles to be handed out.

So let me introduce all clan members to each other.

First off there's myself, Bilbo of course. I take the part of Frodo in my adventures as he like Leftylee was a horrible turncoat who not only took my beloved ring and threw it into Mount Doom but also stole my thunder by having his own adventure made into a blockbuster movie.

So I have stolen my glory back and in this clan Bilbo once again takes center stage.

Ok so to my companions. My fellow hobbits are comprised of my Filipino friends Bruce Lee, Rains, Pacstraight and Seven.

Bruce Lee as my first vassal from way back and most loyal member gets the role of Sam Gamgee and is my dependable companion as I retrace Frodo's steps to Mount Doom (in this case to get my damn ring back).

Julius Rains is the smooth singing Pippin, a popular and poetic hobbit who has the voice of a hobbit angel.

Have you heard him sing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ1iu39TLcg


Ok Pacstraight occupies the role of Merry and Seven is Fatty Bolagr, sadly ommitted from the feature film but who played a signifcant early role in helping Frodo (now Bilbo) escape into the Old Forest acting as a decoy to the Ring Wraiths.


Ok now we come to the non hobbit members of the clan.

Clubber is Radaghast the Brown, a tall wizard who talked to animals and was famously described by Saruman as 'a simple idiot and a fool'.

Dizaster is the loyal dwarf and hobbit friend Gimli. Stout and strong he is loyal to the hobbit cause.

And finally Katfight's is the beautiful half-Elven Queen Arwen, in this case of Irish Elven stock.

As we have no Aragorn I as clan leader Bilbo will fill his role also and have take Kat to be my queen. She has now swapped her tiny, dirty cramped caravan full of screaming little kids and instead come to live with me, in my tiny, dirty, cramped hobbit hole full of screaming fellow clan members. I hope she realises how lucky she is.


Obviously as a clan allianced to each other we need some mutual enemies to alliance against. Therefore non clan members have also been allotted role.


LeftyLee it will come as no suprise, is Smeagal/Gollum, the famous traitor turncoat.

He works for his overlord Violent D, who plays Sauron the Dark Lord himself in this roleplay.

I have also appointed honourary roles to other prominent Saddonians as I see fit.


Boxing Gorilla is Beorn, the friendly human/bear shape shifer who helped me on my own journeys and provided haven for my dwarven friends.

CutMeMick has the role of Elrond, the head of the Elves, most senior of the Middle Earth allies, father of the beautifal Arwen and by virtue of my marriage to Katfights, my father in law.

Saddo has perhaps the greatest role of all, as Eru Illuvator, the one God, and creator of Middle Earth and all that is in it. He is seldom seen but works tirelessly behind the scenes sustaining the Middle Earth Universe.


I have a few roles I would love to give out to certain members but acceptance would require Clan membership.

At 6 ft 2 and a long time hobbit friend I would love to offer Miles the role of Gandalf.

As a promising young warrior and a dashingly good looking young man I'd like to offer fellow hobbit friend Hitmandonny the role of Legolas

Finally I'd like to give Legion the role, as requested, of the cave troll in the Mines of Moria. At first I thought he was wasn't ugly enough for the part but on watching the film again I see actually that the cave troll was indeed hideiously ugly and therefore a fitting role for Legion to play.

Thankyou for your time, costumes can be purchased here

LOTR Costume Research Home


Happy rehearshals :)

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This whole thing began to creep me out when I saw the video and it said me singing. I now realize that it was not you who was signing but that this was done by a little boy who is only 15 years old. I can see how he is a fan but you guys? OMG. This shit still has me a little unsettled and perturbed.

:confused: :-\

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Originally Posted by Danny_G

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Ok fellow Clansters. As we now have several members I have decided it's time for the roles to be handed out.

So let me introduce all clan members to each other.

First off there's myself, Bilbo of course. I take the part of Frodo in my adventures as he like Leftylee was a horrible turncoat who not only took my beloved ring and threw it into Mount Doom but also stole my thunder by having his own adventure made into a blockbuster movie.

So I have stolen my glory back and in this clan Bilbo once again takes center stage.

Ok so to my companions. My fellow hobbits are comprised of my Filipino friends Bruce Lee, Rains, Pacstraight and Seven.

Bruce Lee as my first vassal from way back and most loyal member gets the role of Sam Gamgee and is my dependable companion as I retrace Frodo's steps to Mount Doom (in this case to get my damn ring back).

Julius Rains is the smooth singing Pippin, a popular and poetic hobbit who has the voice of a hobbit angel.

Have you heard him sing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ1iu39TLcg


Ok Pacstraight occupies the role of Merry and Seven is Fatty Bolagr, sadly ommitted from the feature film but who played a signifcant early role in helping Frodo (now Bilbo) escape into the Old Forest acting as a decoy to the Ring Wraiths.


Ok now we come to the non hobbit members of the clan.

Clubber is Radaghast the Brown, a tall wizard who talked to animals and was famously described by Saruman as 'a simple idiot and a fool'.

Dizaster is the loyal dwarf and hobbit friend Gimli. Stout and strong he is loyal to the hobbit cause.

And finally Katfight's is the beautiful half-Elven Queen Arwen, in this case of Irish Elven stock.

As we have no Aragorn I as clan leader Bilbo will fill his role also and have take Kat to be my queen. She has now swapped her tiny, dirty cramped caravan full of screaming little kids and instead come to live with me, in my tiny, dirty, cramped hobbit hole full of screaming fellow clan members. I hope she realises how lucky she is.


Obviously as a clan allianced to each other we need some mutual enemies to alliance against. Therefore non clan members have also been allotted role.


LeftyLee it will come as no suprise, is Smeagal/Gollum, the famous traitor turncoat.

He works for his overlord Violent D, who plays Sauron the Dark Lord himself in this roleplay.

I have also appointed honourary roles to other prominent Saddonians as I see fit.


Boxing Gorilla is Beorn, the friendly human/bear shape shifer who helped me on my own journeys and provided haven for my dwarven friends.

CutMeMick has the role of Elrond, the head of the Elves, most senior of the Middle Earth allies, father of the beautifal Arwen and by virtue of my marriage to Katfights, my father in law.

Saddo has perhaps the greatest role of all, as Eru Illuvator, the one God, and creator of Middle Earth and all that is in it. He is seldom seen but works tirelessly behind the scenes sustaining the Middle Earth Universe.


I have a few roles I would love to give out to certain members but acceptance would require Clan membership.

At 6 ft 2 and a long time hobbit friend I would love to offer Miles the role of Gandalf.

As a promising young warrior and a dashingly good looking young man I'd like to offer fellow hobbit friend Hitmandonny the role of Legolas

Finally I'd like to give Legion the role, as requested, of the cave troll in the Mines of Moria. At first I thought he was wasn't ugly enough for the part but on watching the film again I see actually that the cave troll was indeed hideiously ugly and therefore a fitting role for Legion to play.

Thankyou for your time, costumes can be purchased here

LOTR Costume Research Home


Happy rehearshals :)

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This whole thing began to creep me out when I saw the video and it said me singing. I now realize that it was not you who was signing but that this was done by a little boy who is only 15 years old. I can see how he is a fan but you guys? OMG. This shit still has me a little unsettled and perturbed.

:confused: :-\

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Join the Squad....... We would be hella elite if you did.

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Originally Posted by kid_thunder

hey danny g the grass isnt always greener on the other side how could u turn your back on baggins man oh man you want war ill give you war

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Don't worry 'bout it Kid-Thunder. Least he didn't join the violet squad. :rolleyes: