you look around you and ıt suddenly appears so oddly clearthat 90% of all people are younger than you are.
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you look around you and ıt suddenly appears so oddly clearthat 90% of all people are younger than you are.
You turn in to your father, and your kids have a more exciting life than you do .
It sounded more like a drunkard than an ol' man...Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
you try to kneel down wherever and you bash your fuckıng shın lıke never beofre, mısjudgıng ımpacts and angles and space by that lıttle smıdgeon whıch made the dıfference ın the ınjury but dıdnt used to happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by pacfan...a kung-fu master with drooping nose hairs...hmmm, let me see....Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
...naw, it ain't look right, get yourself a nice pair of twizzers, Master.
...don't forget some balms too...;)
It could be both as the older you get the harder it is to take the alcohol.
When you have to have a 15 year old install your new TV, due to all the new connections, remote's and on screen choices for settings.
When they start to have only one candle on your birthday cake.
when you cant eat bırthday cake anymore and they gıve you apple sauce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Hair growing out of your ear's.;D
when you gotta hold a book about 12 ınches from your face ın order to read ıt. and you wonder when the fuck THAT started to kıck ın, as you can only remember readıng a page effortlessly at a very close dıstance a few "months" back, you fırmly belıeve.
And ass and up the back..Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
When you get a touch on, and it's only a sign you need a piss.?:lolhaha:
Oh fuckıng please Master. I had that already when I was 15 years old.
What the hairy arse?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
all of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by masterwhat the hairy arse?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
When all your romantic dreams of dying young seem to be slipping away. Almost 32 is a sad old loser pretending to want to die young. And with horrendous scars all over his arms (will have to move to the neck and with scalpel).
Haha, only kidding there. ;) On some of it, but on the whole no need to worry.
Frıend forever, do not despaırQuote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
All the unıverse God wıll not spare---
unless IT decıdes to show IT cares,
though such dısplays are oh-so-rare.
Do not fret upon thıs stage
for quarks wıll never reach the age
allowıng them to lıght the candle's wıck--
thıs whole productıon ıs a PEDDLER'S TRICK!
When new posters start stealing your thread. :mad:
You need to cut your toe nail's with a chain saw.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
When people drive too fast and drink to much,and you think O that's dangerous .:saint:
Kids, the whole lot of you....
When you start saying that then you are getting old. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
When you start telling stories,when I was a Lad.:soapbox:;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterWhen you start saying that then you are getting old. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
when you start sayıng ^my TWENTIES AND THIRTIES^ lıke you are a fuckıng lıbrary of decades.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoWhen you start telling stories,when I was a Lad.:soapbox:;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterWhen you start saying that then you are getting old. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
When you need two hands to count the decades you have been alive.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustwhen you start sayıng ^my TWENTIES AND THIRTIES^ lıke you are a fuckıng lıbrary of decades.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoWhen you start telling stories,when I was a Lad.:soapbox:;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterWhen you start saying that then you are getting old. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
When you have clothes older than your children.
Ha! Know what you mean. That was a pretty harsh slap down you gave that whipper snapper on the Top Gear thread:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
When your children who use to run to you when you came back from work and scream “daddy” and give you a hug, now barely notice you coming in the house and you barely get a grunt of acknowledgement from them as they play on the computer console.
Going out to the pub T shirt now a overcoat.;)
when ıf you eat anythıng lıke pızza or steak or somethıng rıch after about 7 pm you cannot move your bowels properly the next mornıng. or ıf you faıl to follow your late dınner wıth an apple or somethıng to aıd dıgestıon you are ın the toılet too long the next day and cannot seem to evacuate the bowels suffıcıently.
You have no idea at all who these new celebrities are:confused: .
When your friends start to re-marry.
Geezus Master, this thread was really popular, must be a bunch of old farts like me on the forum. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterWhen you start saying that then you are getting old. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
Here's another:
When it sometimes takes an extra cup of coffee or tea in the morning, to help you make your daily constitutional. (I always flush 2 or 3 times, it's a long way to the whitehouse)
agreed........an extra cup of joe to go
I go once a day after one cup of tea, you two must haves piles. :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Just wait wait another 20+ more years brother, your metabolism changes. ;)
Most days i'm good to go with just a cup, but other days, especially if i'm dieting and didn't eat a lot the day before, it takes an extra cup.
Actually looking through the thread no matter what age you are 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's etc all want to be 10 years younger.
10 years, 5 years or two years younger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I have done some stupid shit.
I could not imagine going back all those years and being that dumb.
Weight, fitness and a care free life, is a glad trade to be a little bit smarter.
Posting in a thread from 2009, I think we are all a bit old.
I don't want to be 10 years younger, because I know it's an impossibility. Unless you have a serious illness or disability that prevents it, you can feel fine mentally and physically, every decade of your life by keeping your weight down, eating right, and exercising regularly. It's like you're only 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70+ once, enjoy every decade, each one is special for a different reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Quote:
Originally Posted by boyla10 years, 5 years or two years younger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I have done some stupid shit.
I could not imagine going back all those years and being that dumb.
Weight, fitness and a care free life, is a glad trade to be a little bit smarter.
Posting in a thread from 2009, I think we are all a bit old.
I blame testosterone and alcohol.