If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

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Originally Posted by miles

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I don't think it matters how quick Pac is, I do think I could survive a round with him. I would tower over him and basically cheat. Using that kind of methodology, I would work my 3 minutes. A low blow here, a direct head butt from above there, a little direct running, some jumping on the floor. A round is perfectly posssible if someone really wants it that much and is prepared to avoid a fight at all costs.

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With you size advantage and that fight plan. It could work.

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Cheat, cheat and cheat some more. It is the only way. :cool:

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Do you honestly think that the late Agapito Sanchez would have lasted 12 if he didnt fought the way he did?

Elbows, Head butts and Low blow's were normal boxing fouls(W/c he did in that fight). But did you see the leg drop?

besides the biting of ear i think that leg drop is the most effective :D

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I don't think there is any other obvious way of beating Pac. The last time he lost he was roughed up by Morales with a nasty cut to the eye. Blood is the key.

Mosley needs to go the Tim Bradley route, go for both eyes. Butcher the face with his head.

Miles, no. The first clean left hand Pacquiao would hit you with would change the game. Don't think that that wouldn't happen in 3 minutes either, absurd. I don't care if you're 7 feet tall.

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Originally Posted by amat

Miles, no. The first clean left hand Pacquiao would hit you with would change the game. Don't think that that wouldn't happen in 3 minutes either, absurd. I don't care if you're 7 feet tall.

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Amat, it's not a serious thread. I was saying that with a lot of cheating one could potentially get through 3 minutes with him. I'm not daft, if Hatton can't take a flush shot from Manny then I don't think I would be able to either. I would be running around the ring at the slightest feint. ;)

I'd stop him no problem.

As he said his prayer before the first bell, I'd have my trainer handcuff him to the rope and then I'd jog over from the opposing corner and repeatedly kick him in the nuts. He'd be down for the count, and Jinky wouldn't be avin anymore kids with him.

Could I just keep taking knees without getting punched, I'm sure that would get me dqed though

Pac is way to fast. I sparred with ranked fighters before and they took it to me. The highest rank was about 36 in the world. 160 pounds. 3 rounds. That guy was nothing compared to Pac. I couldnt last. replay of the Hatton fight. 1 round though, if that

This is the greatest thread ever created. Just thought I resurrect this classic for anyone who hasn't read it.;D

I would knock Pac out.

Fact.

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

I would knock Pac out.

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do you swim?

Without doubt, the finest thread idea I have ever had. ;D

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Originally Posted by erics44

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

I would knock Pac out.

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do you swim?

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no

I swam the other day but I haven't been doing it habitually so I guess I'd go the distance. If I did swim often, I might be able to take a couple of rounds.

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

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Originally Posted by erics44

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

I would knock Pac out.

Fact.

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do you swim?

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no

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You ain't got a chance then pal. ;D

My son swims and he swims very well so I think he can take on Pacquiao.

BTW, he's 11.

Other members here that has a shot at beating Pac in the ring.

Miles reads a lot of Noam Chomskey and a lot of intellectual stuff. He could probably outsmart Pacman in the ring and get a decision.

Bilbo masturbates a lot, maybe he has the arm strength to keep Pacman at bay.

Marktko tells a lot of bad jokes, maybe he can tell one of his jokes to Pacman and when Pac has a wtf look on his face he can catch him off guard with a punch.

well it would only take one

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

Other members here that has a shot at beating Pac in the ring.

Miles reads a lot of Noam Chomskey and a lot of intellectual stuff. He could probably outsmart Pacman in the ring and get a decision.

Bilbo masturbates a lot, maybe he has the arm strength to keep Pacman at bay.

Marktko tells a lot of bad jokes, maybe he can tell one of his jokes to Pacman and when Pac has a wtf look on his face he can catch him off guard with a punch.

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Mark TKO would miss the punch line and get KTFO :)

Dont think manny would stand a chance against me. I float like a stone, and fart when i pee. No, i would jump from the ring as soon as the bell rang. Southeast Asian people freak me out. They just sooooo sneaky. Plus I heard on a commercial that he does 2 towsand seat upps a daey.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

Other members here that has a shot at beating Pac in the ring.

Miles reads a lot of Noam Chomskey and a lot of intellectual stuff. He could probably outsmart Pacman in the ring and get a decision.

Bilbo masturbates a lot, maybe he has the arm strength to keep Pacman at bay.

Marktko tells a lot of bad jokes, maybe he can tell one of his jokes to Pacman and when Pac has a wtf look on his face he can catch him off guard with a punch.

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Mark TKO would miss the punch line and get KTFO :)

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I don't miss fokker

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

Other members here that has a shot at beating Pac in the ring.

Miles reads a lot of Noam Chomskey and a lot of intellectual stuff. He could probably outsmart Pacman in the ring and get a decision.

Bilbo masturbates a lot, maybe he has the arm strength to keep Pacman at bay.

Marktko tells a lot of bad jokes, maybe he can tell one of his jokes to Pacman and when Pac has a wtf look on his face he can catch him off guard with a punch.

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Mark TKO would miss the punch line and get KTFO :)

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I don't miss fokker

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Your spelling is getting worse.

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

Other members here that has a shot at beating Pac in the ring.

Miles reads a lot of Noam Chomskey and a lot of intellectual stuff. He could probably outsmart Pacman in the ring and get a decision.

Bilbo masturbates a lot, maybe he has the arm strength to keep Pacman at bay.

Marktko tells a lot of bad jokes, maybe he can tell one of his jokes to Pacman and when Pac has a wtf look on his face he can catch him off guard with a punch.

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Mark TKO would miss the punch line and get KTFO :)

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I don't miss fokker

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Your spelling is getting worse.

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Hahaha, classic line.

As far as fighting goes I clearly concede to Manny, but when it comes to intellectual discussion I stomp all over the little shit.

You could might be able to beat him if you take some A-side meth.

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

You could might be able to beat him if you take some A-side meth.

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Nah, the guy is a catfish simpleton. I would simply need my favourite jelly bears to crush him in an intellectual debate. The guy is 10 points above Andrew Hartley when it comes to intellect and IQ points.

As for boxing he is pretty good, but when it comes to protecting his nations poor...well, he is a total dick. Keep breeding peasants, make god happy. Manny is a cretin in that regard.

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Originally Posted by miles

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

You could might be able to beat him if you take some A-side meth.

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Nah, the guy is a catfish simpleton. I would simply need my favourite jelly bears to crush him in an intellectual debate. The guy is 10 points above Andrew Hartley when it comes to intellect and IQ points.

As for boxing he is pretty good, but when it comes to protecting his nations poor...well, he is a total dick. Keep breeding peasants, make god happy. Manny is a cretin in that regard.

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TBH, he has at least helped out the poor in his country directly with some of his earnings and from what I've read he also helped build a hospital with his money and also bought school supplies for kids in his province. His legislation might not be what you want, but I can't question his efforts for helping the poor in his country. So I don't see how the man could be a dick or cretin. It's certainly more than what anyone on this forum would do and have done.

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Originally Posted by generalbulldog

TBH, he has at least helped out the poor in his country directly with some of his earnings and from what I've read he also helped build a hospital with his money and also bought school supplies for kids in his province. His legislation might not be what you want, but I can't question his efforts for helping the poor in his country. So I don't see how the man could be a dick or cretin. It's certainly more than what anyone on this forum would do and have done.

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and that's coming from generalbulldog!

im filipino so i often see him on the news. he indeed built hospitals schools etc. he gives some cash to the poor. but dont expect him to give all of his earnings. thats not the way to help the poor. i bet youve spent less than 10usd for the poor in your lifetime miles.

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Originally Posted by miles

but when it comes to protecting his nations poor...well, he is a total dick. Keep breeding peasants, make god happy. Manny is a cretin in that regard.

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He's a million times better than other congressmen in his country.


-he recently bought 4 hectares of land for housing projects and he used his own money :o

He said : Funds from the government takes a lot of time to get release so he used his own money :D


-He also waived his Fee for an advertisement in exchange for 40 ambulances.


-I think his Hospital project is finished. The 1st in the province.

I'm 6'2, 250, 74 inch reach, train younguns, typical American big, strong ex-football playing type.

Manny'd drill me any time he set his mind to it.

I just hope I am so thoroughly knocked out the first time I don't get up by mistake so he can go to work on me again.

I have just seen this thread for the first time and spent the last hour pissing myself reading it. Funniest thread ever. Special thanks to ICB for making this so thoroughly entertaing.

I'm off for a swim.

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Originally Posted by marbleheadmaui

I'm 6'2, 250, 74 inch reach, train younguns, typical American big, strong ex-football playing type.

Manny'd drill me any time he set his mind to it.

I just hope I am so thoroughly knocked out the first time I don't get up by mistake so he can go to work on me again.

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Im not sure Manny is a homo mate , but good luck with that thought .

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I'm 6'2, 250, 74 inch reach, train younguns, typical American big, strong ex-football playing type.

Manny'd drill me any time he set his mind to it.

I just hope I am so thoroughly knocked out the first time I don't get up by mistake so he can go to work on me again.

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Im not sure Manny is a homo mate , but good luck with that thought .

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Hahaha made me laugh! ;D

Guys let's not pretend manny is so generous. In my book you are obligated to do that if you have that much money. Is manny part of a left wing or right wing party? Either way unless he believes in social justice. I do not care what he does.

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Originally Posted by CommunistKevin

Guys let's not pretend manny is so generous. In my book you are obligated to do that if you have that much money. Is manny part of a left wing or right wing party? Either way unless he believes in social justice. I do not care what he does.

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Well said, Communist Kevin.

Manny wants poor people to screw until they have as many children as possible, but unless he is willing to subsidise that, then I think he is an arsehole.

Actually having a pretty shitty day today, so thanks alot for cheering me up guys :-\

Is Manny really telling his people to "go fuck!" or did he just say he doesn't like wearing condoms? :/

I'd steal his Head and Shoulders shampoo pre fight and fuck head head right up (always makes me laugh when I see them sponsoring his shorts!)

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on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else? ;D

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Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

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Oh dear lord, how did I miss this thread. ICB, you should really try to rub a couple of brain cells together before you post. I'm sure you are in good shape and can take a punch, but that's on a level that's about 500 below anyone fit to spar with Pacquiao. You work out and swim often... Lol I always wondered why people made the swimming jokes on here. For someone who obviously likes the sport of boxing you must still not realize what it takes to be a proffesional fighter, this post is really lunacy. Also I would bet there are a lot of posters on here who could make 140 if they were in fighting shape... I only weigh slightly more walking around and I'm not that skinny.

I'm about 190lbs and reasonably fit. I reckon I'd last about 10 seconds ;D

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Originally Posted by koppas

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else? ;D

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Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

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Oh dear lord, how did I miss this thread. ICB, you should really try to rub a couple of brain cells together before you post. I'm sure you are in good shape and can take a punch, but that's on a level that's about 500 below anyone fit to spar with Pacquiao. You work out and swim often... Lol I always wondered why people made the swimming jokes on here. For someone who obviously likes the sport of boxing you must still not realize what it takes to be a proffesional fighter, this post is really lunacy. Also I would bet there are a lot of posters on here who could make 140 if they were in fighting shape... I only weigh slightly more walking around and I'm not that skinny.

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Manny Pacquiao can't swim i can, all i have to do is throw his ass in the deep end and i win fact.

On a serious note P4P i really don't care what anyone says, if Amir Khan who is chinny as hell can spar with Manny Pacquiao. Im sure someone who is much bigger than him with headgear on, could last 2 rounds.

And although im no professional boxer i workout 7 days a week, im sure i could run around the ring and last 2 rounds before i caved in.

Im not saying size is everything of course it isn't, but come on 6'2 vs 5'6. Im not saying i'd compete with him of course i wouldn't. But i know enough of the basics i was an Amateur boxer, and i feel i could mess him around enough to get past 1st round atleast. I mean we are on about with headgear on.

By the way i know people like to joke about it, thats all good i go along with it cause it's all good fun. But sorry i think i could last more than 1 round with headgear on.

And if you think im crazy LOL well thats your opinion, but no one can prove me wrong. And thankfully i won't have to prove it either so thats it.

I would absolutely destroy Manny Pac in a game of scrabble. I would put down the word needle and I might even get a TKO.

Manny wouldn't last 1 round of Singstar on the playstation with ice, no doubt.

I am just amazed, he can do as well in the ring as Ricky Hatton with Pacquiao, that's awesome.