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Lol scrap.
The biggest problem I have is trying to take a picture when it is erect. I have to stand in one spot for a few minutes, then come back to the same spot a couple of hours later to actually snap the picture, cause that's how long it takes light bouncing off the knob end to make it back to my camera lens.
As a hobbit I am assuming?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
The first time I made love to the Wife, I thought Id done terriffic. Then I found out she had Ashma. ;D
I solved the size problem years ago.... if she asks for 6 inches I put it in 2X ;D
:lolhaha: I nearly choked on my sandwichQuote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
the two girls after my 1st 3 some :LOLATYOU: ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
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Originally Posted by TaethAs a hobbit I am assuming?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Indeed, I may only be 4 inches in length but that's still past my knees :cool:
Ones you have to pay for generally are ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by Chino
It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.
And yet we can all have sex just fine, so it seems that someone at least is lying.
Of course all my ex's have had flabbies if not when me met then certainly by the time we broke up :cool:
Although truthfully I'm sure we all (except Diane of course) have had them ones who you're not quite sure whether your in until they start moanin ;D
This has to be the most friendly thread I've ever seen, although I'm sure Moono will soon turn up claiming Pacquiao/Floyd/whoever his latest pointless thread assault is aimed at, has an ingrowing dick. Then levi#1 will show up claiming Pac is actually hung like a blue whale :-X
You must have a really long torso ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
:lol: touche!Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBYou must have a really long torso ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CGM
Exactly.Quote:
It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.
You're telling me that woman actually boast to each other, about how tight their pussies are? Like guys boast about their dicks? Granted, I am not privvy to a lot of girl talks, but I do find this hard to believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chino
"OOhhhh tee hee hee. I could break brass bolts with my vaginal scrunch!"
:rolleyes: somehow I doubt it.
Thing is that everybody can make fun of a guy's manhood's size. We hear it in songs, movies, jokes, gossip, etc. But women being flabby loose is so underrated. I am not sure if women ever think that the same way they can criticize men for being small they can also be criticized for being flabby loose, not tight at all, etc.
They may not boast exactly, but next time your with a girl tell her you could pilot a canoe up her birth canal and judge her response.Quote:
Originally Posted by CGMYou're telling me that woman actually boast to each other, about how tight their pussies are? Like guys boast about their dicks? Granted, I am not privvy to a lot of girl talks, but I do find this hard to believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chino
"OOhhhh tee hee hee. I could break brass bolts with my vaginal scrunch!"
:rolleyes: somehow I doubt it.
The next girl tell her you'd be lucky to get your little finger inside and see who responds better.
I think its so underrated to joke about a women's womanhood. I can hear men and women joke about a guy being small but not hear them joke about how flabby loose a woman is. What happened to the girls in this thread? As soon as it was mentioned that girls can be flabby loose they disappeared.Quote:
They may not boast exactly, but next time your with a girl tell her you could pilot a canoe up her birth canal and judge her response.
The next girl tell her you'd be lucky to get your little finger inside and see who responds better.
Just like a kick between a guy's legs is so overrated. You'll see it in movies, funny home videos, everyday life, etc. A woman/man kicking a guy between the legs and everybody slaps their knee and laughs about it. Kicking a woman between her legs is as painful but its just underrated. Have a guy kick a girl between her legs and its not funny at all. That guy will be seen as the worst human being out there.