Just another Wacko's Drunken Round by Round: Audley Harrison vs Dominick Guinn

Audley Harrison (19 wins with 14 ko's & only 1 loss) vs Dominick Guinn (25 wins with 18 ko's, 3 losses, & 1 draw) Round 1: Let's hope that Audley comes out game...I'm pretty sure that Guinn won't. Heh heh heh. Guinn just always seems a bit too relaxed & just unmotivated. We shall see. Bell! Here we go. It's just crazy that these two have sank this low...are they really that low though? Yup. Harrison first with the jab. Guinn fires combo & backs Harrison up. Guinn charges in Harrison just misses upper. Both men very overly anxious. Harrison jabbing & Guinn again rushes in to nothing. Harrison doing nothing but jabbing. Right hand & a left blocked by Harrison. Right hand by Harrison. Reach advantage for Harrison...but that seems to be all. Jab & then a left for Harrison. Right hand for Guinn to the body. Harrison just pushing the jab. CLench. Straight left misses from Harrison.

Is Audley the laziest fighter of all time ??? Dom outworking him this round and that's saying something

Audley Harrison (19 wins with 14 ko's & only 1 loss) vs Dominick Guinn (25 wins with 18 ko's, 3 losses, & 1 draw) Round 2: Very very cautious work from both. Can't say that I am excited...but it's happening. Guinn comes in. Right hand & a left on the inside for Guinn...very little connection. Big right lands for Guinn. Audley took it well. Double right hands for Guinn. Clench. Audley just pawing with his jab now. Double jab from Harrison. Guinn to the body. Guinn appears to be outlanding. Guinn to the body. Audley not really ldoing shat. Guinn to the body. Audly throwing & missing. Audley is there to be hit & he aint doing shit! Two shotss land for Harrison. One left landed flush. Guinn to the body. Harrison fired off some biggies...nothing hit home

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Originally Posted by OumaFan

Is Audley the laziest fighter of all time ??? Dom outworking him this round and that's saying something

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;D

Oh it's saying something alright...but not much! ;)

Audley is a fighter who likes to wait until he sees an opening, if he sees it his opponent is in trouble. Audley's problem is waiting for an opening instead of making one.

Audley makes Valuev look like Muhammad Ali. Hes pitiful. Tell em Joe!

Saddo ban the next person who refers to him as Audley, it's Audrey!

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Originally Posted by raleights

Saddo ban the next person who refers to him as Audley, it's Audrey!

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Ha, from now on its Audrey

Audrey is making Dom look downright energetic

Audley Harrison (19 wins with 14 ko's & only 1 loss) vs Dominick Guinn (25 wins with 18 ko's, 3 losses, & 1 draw) Round 3: Guinn apparently either doesn't have the power to hurt Harrison or either Harrison just aint afraid of him. Shoulder to shoulder & Guinn get's teh better of the trading. Harrison takes a few to the body. Harrison jabbing. GUinn nails him to the body. Harrison goes back to the jab. Guinn constantly moving. Straight right for Guinn. Right hand & a left hook for Guinn. Harrison just walking him down. Guinn punches out of corner & backs harrison up. Nothing happened though. Body shot by Guinn. Harrison aint doing shat. Left hand by Harrison.

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Originally Posted by raleights

Saddo ban the next person who refers to him as Audley, it's Audrey!

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He doesnt even deserve to be mentioned by his name ;D Its really not worth remembering

Did James, fat as usual, say that this was a pretty good fight?

going soft?

Ok, a scared reference

some decent body work by Dom

Audley Harrison (19 wins with 14 ko's & only 1 loss) vs Dominick Guinn (25 wins with 18 ko's, 3 losses, & 1 draw) Round 4: Harrison jabbing. Guinn to the body. Harrison jabbing. Guinn to the body. Harrison combos. Clench. Harrison warned for pushing. Nothing wrothy of talking about. Body shots by Guinn. Right hand by Guinn. Upper by Audley. Body shot by Guinn. Jab by Harrison. Upper by Guinn. Shoulder to shoulder. Right hand by Guinn. Upper & a lef tby Harrison. Nothing htere. Guinn to the body & then up top. Upper by Audley. Body shot & up top. Harrison lands a biggie at the bell.

Harrison gestured with his left before landing it. I don't know if Guinn was shaking his head no like it didn't hurt him ot if he was really stunned.

Audley Harrison (19 wins with 14 ko's & only 1 loss) vs Dominick Guinn (25 wins with 18 ko's, 3 losses, & 1 draw) Round 5: Ohhh gawd!!! Is it over yet? This blows diznonkey balls! Jabs by Harrison. Guinn winning the right. Straight right by Guinn. Harrison slips going backwards as Guinn clocked him. Guinn to the body. Shoulder to shoulder. Harrison trying to tie up. What? So lame.Upper by Guinn. Harrison looks like he's about to fall asleep. Guinn to the body & Harrison aint doin fwock. Missed with two shots. Upper & a body shot by GUinn. Low by Harrison. Harrison jabbing & looking lazy. Guinn looking the better of the two. Harrison firing a lazy ass jab. Neither man doing shat.