Signs that you are getting older

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Originally Posted by Mars_ax

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Originally Posted by Master

Actually looking through the thread no matter what age you are 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's etc all want to be 10 years younger.

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I don't want to be 10 years younger, because I know it's an impossibility. Unless you have a serious illness or disability that prevents it, you can feel fine mentally and physically, every decade of your life by keeping your weight down, eating right, and exercising regularly. It's like you're only 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70+ once, enjoy every decade, each one is special for a different reason.

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Clean living?

You mean no Sex, Drugs and Women? What's the point then? ;D

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Originally Posted by Mars_ax

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Originally Posted by Master

Actually looking through the thread no matter what age you are 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's etc all want to be 10 years younger.

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I don't want to be 10 years younger, because I know it's an impossibility. Unless you have a serious illness or disability that prevents it, you can feel fine mentally and physically, every decade of your life by keeping your weight down, eating right, and exercising regularly. It's like you're only 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70+ once, enjoy every decade, each one is special for a different reason.

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Clean living?

You mean no Sex, Drugs and Women? What's the point then? ;D

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Where do I say anything about no sex or women? Women help make life worth living, as for drugs, I don't waste my time with that shit, that's a fools game.

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Originally Posted by boyla

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Originally Posted by Master

Actually looking through the thread no matter what age you are 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's etc all want to be 10 years younger.

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10 years, 5 years or two years younger.

I have done some stupid shit.

I could not imagine going back all those years and being that dumb.

Weight, fitness and a care free life, is a glad trade to be a little bit smarter.

Posting in a thread from 2009, I think we are all a bit old.

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I blame testosterone and alcohol.

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What's new Bud.;D

When you can remember, whilst watching a TV programme, the right hand corner of the screen would have a small black and white stripe box, which would indicate that there would be adverts showing.

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Originally Posted by Master

When you can remember, whilst watching a TV programme, the right hand corner of the screen would have a small black and white stripe box, which would indicate that there would be adverts showing.

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When you can remember only having 3 terrestrial television channels. And in your case @Master were probably well made up when channel 4 popped up with red triangle films;D

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Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

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When you can remember, whilst watching a TV programme, the right hand corner of the screen would have a small black and white stripe box, which would indicate that there would be adverts showing.

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When you can remember only having 3 terrestrial television channels. And in your case @Master were probably well made up when channel 4 popped up with red triangle films;D

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I stayed up all night watching those crap films from Norway just to see any beaver. :cool:

When your wife tells you that's a nice cardigan, Fuck no A CARDIGAN never over my dead body.;D

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Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

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When you can remember, whilst watching a TV programme, the right hand corner of the screen would have a small black and white stripe box, which would indicate that there would be adverts showing.

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When you can remember only having 3 terrestrial television channels. And in your case @Master were probably well made up when channel 4 popped up with red triangle films;D

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I stayed up all night watching those crap films from Norway just to see any beaver. :cool:

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Those were the days :cool:

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Originally Posted by Master

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When you can remember, whilst watching a TV programme, the right hand corner of the screen would have a small black and white stripe box, which would indicate that there would be adverts showing.

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When you can remember only having 3 terrestrial television channels. And in your case @Master were probably well made up when channel 4 popped up with red triangle films;D

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I stayed up all night watching those crap films from Norway just to see any beaver. :cool:

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Those were the days :cool:

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When the film Porkies was considered porn.

when you thought you were old ın your late 30s, then you forgot about that feelıng for a whıle, then atleast 10 years pass and AGAIN you thınk you are old.

When you're reading a thread on 'Signs that you are getting older' and you notice you're twice as old as some of the posters who have revealed their ages...

A couple more signs: remembering when the TV stations would play the national anthem and then go off the air for the night and also the traffic lights would all change to blinking yellow after a certain hour instead of their normal red, yellow green pattern.

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Originally Posted by JimmyShocker

When you're reading a thread on 'Signs that you are getting older' and you notice you're twice as old as some of the posters who have revealed their ages...

A couple more signs: remembering when the TV stations would play the national anthem and then go off the air for the night and also the traffic lights would all change to blinking yellow after a certain hour instead of their normal red, yellow green pattern.

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WOW......you are old! Just joking!

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

when you thought you were old ın your late 30s, then you forgot about that feelıng for a whıle, then atleast 10 years pass and AGAIN you thınk you are old.

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That is true when I was 30, so now I look at it the other way now that I am 40. I am in my prime and will be old when I am 50. That makes me feel old that I will be 50 in 9 years time. Life has flown by. Where the hell did it go? :(

when you feel lıke you must adjust your cock every mıhnute or 2 esp. after youve bent down to tıe your shoelaces or somethıng ınvolvıng bendıng or stoopıng. Seems the cock ısnt as permanently stayıng ın one spot durıng the day but gets battered about by sımple motıons lıke twıstıng or turnıng the body to bend down or reach down for somethıng lıke a dropped pen or openıng the lowest drawer.

When you lean back from a chair and you feel your bald spot touch the cold wall on your head.

when that drunk cougar at Harrahs gets 'birthday friendly ' and you worry more about her knocking over your drinky

When you do your hair using comb fingers and patting down for the first time of the day in the rear view mirror just as your getting out of the car at your destination.

Taking the care factor to new lower levels. :cool:

When you look at younger girls and just shake your head. A decade earlier you would have been well up for the challenge, but now you just want to be left alone without the noisy interference between you and your own solemn contemplation.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

When you look at younger girls and just shake your head. A decade earlier you would have been well up for the challenge, but now you just want to be left alone without the noisy interference between you and your own solemn contemplation.

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That is signs that you are getting gayer. :)

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

When you look at younger girls and just shake your head. A decade earlier you would have been well up for the challenge, but now you just want to be left alone without the noisy interference between you and your own solemn contemplation.

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That is signs that you are getting gayer. :)

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Those are, Master. Those are. Teaching grammar to older people. That must make you super old. :-\

I am drunk. I have no right to talk about grammar. I am not happy with that previous post. It isn't correct at all. Totally wrong. My grammar lecture should be mutilated and cooked on a charcoal fire.

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You look at a beautiful woman and the only rise you get is your blood pressure.;D;D

When you prefer to go to gym for an exercise session rather than play a competitive game with your mates because you are scared you will get hurt and injure yourself.

Tis tread should rather read "Signs that you are getting better with age".


DQ for negativity. ;D

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Originally Posted by JimmyShocker

When you're reading a thread on 'Signs that you are getting older' and you notice you're twice as old as some of the posters who have revealed their ages...

A couple more signs: remembering when the TV stations would play the national anthem and then go off the air for the night and also the traffic lights would all change to blinking yellow after a certain hour instead of their normal red, yellow green pattern.

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Ahhhh, the good old days.

Small town boy huh?

When a student guesses your age as 27 and you then reveal 32 and when on being asked on the issue of marriage admitting marriage, the student who otherwise wanted to have fun conversation says 'that's enough, old man'. I laughed a lot at that one. ;D

Come home from work my back is killing me, digging grave's pain killers and tea O YES I'M FUCKED.

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Originally Posted by Dia bando

Come home from work my back is killing me, digging grave's pain killers and tea O YES I'M FUCKED.

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All that sun must make the ground hard mate.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

When a student guesses your age as 27 and you then reveal 32 and when on being asked on the issue of marriage admitting marriage, the student who otherwise wanted to have fun conversation says 'that's enough, old man'. I laughed a lot at that one. ;D

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You do realise she just disrespected you and turned you down.

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Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

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Originally Posted by Dia bando

Come home from work my back is killing me, digging grave's pain killers and tea O YES I'M FUCKED.

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All that sun must make the ground hard mate.

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Yes soak the old bone's in industrial strength RADOX ;D

Can you put this thread in the off topic section please?

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Originally Posted by Master

Can you put this thread in the off topic section please?

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If they do that @Master then we have to keep it clean in here. ;)

Signs that you are getting older? Beyond grey/white hair, a urinary system collapse, and open heart surgery? How about when you get an e-mail in your spam folder advertising a "Senior's Orgy Community" and you find it interesting...and you are only 47?

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Originally Posted by greynotsoold

Signs that you are getting older? Beyond grey/white hair, a urinary system collapse, and open heart surgery? How about when you get an e-mail in your spam folder advertising a "Senior's Orgy Community" and you find it interesting...and you are only 47?

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Send that to me and I will investigate and get back to you. For research purposes of course. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Master

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Signs that you are getting older? Beyond grey/white hair, a urinary system collapse, and open heart surgery? How about when you get an e-mail in your spam folder advertising a "Senior's Orgy Community" and you find it interesting...and you are only 47?

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Send that to me and I will investigate and get back to you. For research purposes of course. :rolleyes:

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The over fifty's plan from Sun Life, has just come through the door it's all down hill.:vd:

Threw out some old tabloid papers from 1991 and same old football rubbish about too many foreigners, clauses in contracts, over paid managers and Tyson in jail to quit boxing. Found a valentine card when I was 18 as well as birthday cards. Those were my peak years.

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

The only cream I want on my body is, deep heat or voltrol O YES.;D

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Originally Posted by Master

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

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When you start stealing jokes out of the Metro ;D