When you have to play in goal for football. ;) Hope they scored loads past you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
When you start stealing jokes out of the Metro ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
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When you have to play in goal for football. ;) Hope they scored loads past you.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisWhen you start stealing jokes out of the Metro ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
You have no idea mate ;D
When your 14 year old son brings home a girl with bigger tits than the wife :o
oh too be young again.
When your 17 year old granddaughter has bigger knockers than her mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
When you start buying Play Boy for the stories. :rolleyes:
Remember the Simpsons episode where Marge cuts out the pictures of the old playboys mags because Homer says he bought them for the stories. He threw them away and Bart found them. He became an intellect with Millhouse in pipe and slippers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
Don't watch the Simpons. :mad:
It has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
Nope. Refuse to watch it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
On what grounds?Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostNope. Refuse to watch it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
when your students' fathers are younger than you are.
5 Pints and your pissed:eek:.
Also don't watch "Big Brother" , "Survivor" or any of the "Reality" shows currently being shown on TV.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterOn what grounds?Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostNope. Refuse to watch it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt has been on over 20 years you must have watched some episodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
You'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
The stages would look like this
:happy0931sb4:
:pis2::puncher: :hypnodisk: :cwm3::puke::dead:
agreed---we're talkıng 80 ounces of good beer---yeah, I dont thınk I could do that---thats equal to about 7 12 ounce bottles and I would be so shıt-faced ıt wouldnt be good.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreYou'd probably have to call a Mica unit if I had 5 fast pints.Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
The stages would look like this
:happy0931sb4:
:pis2::puncher: :hypnodisk: :cwm3::puke::dead:
In my misspent drunken passed,;D I could drink 15 pint's a night but I'm still a man I could drink 15 mug's
of tea no problem.;D
You could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
Beer tastes better than water. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
I guess the more drunk you get the better it tastes.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostBeer tastes better than water. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
20 years ago, I could drink all night and still work the next day. :drinker:
10 years ago I could drink all night and sleep half the day. :fking:
This year I don't drink and still can sleep half the day. :cwm15:
"I don't drink water because fish fuck in it" - W.C. FieldsQuote:
Originally Posted by GhostBeer tastes better than water. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou could not drink 1 pint of water so how can you drink 15 pints of beer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
The End ıs Near. Thats when yore gettıng old.
Shut up you are depressing me.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
sorry mate. let's have an ale.
You are not listening he only drinks tea now in his old age. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
No ovaltine and a rich tea biscuit before bed,now your talking ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou are not listening he only drinks tea now in his old age. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
I could never see the point of rich tea biscuits. They taste like despondency and put me in mind of bed pans and tartan blankets across the knees.Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legendNo ovaltine and a rich tea biscuit before bed,now your talking ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou are not listening he only drinks tea now in his old age. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
I just had bacon and eggs followed by loads of chocolate, live or die I dont care. This is the elderly version of adrenalin sports.
When you see a dolly bird , with a skirt up to her ass I think she must be cold.:hubbahubba:
Theres this dude at work and he fuckin stinks
he wears the same clothes every day and he cycles to work
he sits about 6 feet from me to
he's only young
The smelly "young blokes" thread is three down from this one in off topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
This thread is for the "Old Folk Society" who can't remember what day it is. :rolleyes:
Also there is the sniffing young men thread in the peado section on here. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostThe smelly "young blokes" thread is three down from this one in off topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
This thread is for the "Old Folk Society" who can't remember what day it is. :rolleyes:
just break down and tell hım to PM lyle for some mıdfıelder tıps.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
whats wıth andre and the bacon and eggs? thats hıs thırd bacon and eggs ın as many posts. now he's addıng chocolate to ıt.....Andre ıs that chocolate beıng dırectly mıxed ınto the scramblıng of the eggs or are you stıll doıng sunny sıde up as we say?
It's Monday the 47th Octember.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by GhostThe smelly "young blokes" thread is three down from this one in off topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
This thread is for the "Old Folk Society" who can't remember what day it is. :rolleyes:
ıts Veerterday the Twelvteenth of Zim, Shake Thousand Pıe Hundred 4 und Sechzig.
When you sit opposite a stunning young woman on the train,about 25 i would say,
who has long blonde hair tits to die for and legs that go on for ever,and you are trying
to catch her eye,and you do and you know she is thinking , dirty old wanker,:eek:
that happened today.:eek:
You need to be older to be able to handle this.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
We dont care what anyone thinks, we just poke them hard in the ribs to get their full attention (sometimes with a walking stick) and say "Son I have to tell you for your own good you fucking stink like a demon, you'll never get a woman or go real far in life if you keep it up, now go get in the showers and fucking man up and have more respect for yourself. Go on fuck off before you put me off my lunch. :) <- this crazy unblinking stare is very important to the outcome.
im living on the edge baby!Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust