Joke

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in boozer talking about kids names.

Englishman says "My lad was born on St. Georges day so we had to name him George.


Scotsman says" Well my lad was born on St. Andrews day an guess what we named him.."


Irishman says" Fuck me, I can't believe this wait till I tell our Pancake"

Michael Barrymore was asked if he was doing panto this year. He said he doesn't think so he as he done Alladin six years ago an he hasn't heard the last of it..

Classic ;D cc

A anxious soon to be Mormon father spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

Q: What do you call a good looking woman in Salt Lake City?

A: A Tourist! :laugh:

Three guys are playing their regular Saturday round of golf. They are out on the fairway when a funeral procession comes up the road. One guy stops, bows his head, and holds his cap over is heart. After the procession passes by, he replaces his cap, and finishes his round. Afterwards, they are having drinks in the clubhouse, when one of his buddies says, "I was impressed with what you did today. That showed real respect for the dead". Dude #1 says "Hey, it was the least I could do, since I was married to her for 37 years"