What one was it mate?
Im trying to get a screengrab of Juliette Lewis when she played Waynes girlfriend.
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What one was it mate?
Im trying to get a screengrab of Juliette Lewis when she played Waynes girlfriend.
1st episode last night on ION was def one of my top 10 favorites of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime! it was the episode dealing with all the adventures kevin had delivering chinese food for his job at Chong's Chinese! damn it was the funniest thing ever the owner of the Chinese place was biotchin Kevin out in Cantonese non stop screaming his head off and then the phone rings and he picks it up and speaks PERFECT proper english to the customer, then he slams the phone and biotchez Kevin out some more in Cantonese! LOL FUNNNNNNNNNNY!
Kevin then has a rival food delivery enemy who delivers for an italian spot. they drag race, and play practical jokes on one another like making them go to a funeral parlor and saying the order was coming from the dead man. kevin also has to deliver his chinese food to a creepy lonely granny who wont let him leave her house. so to get back at the italian food delivery man he sets him up to deliver food to this granny's house hahahaa.
kevin's money line in this episode is: "I put EXTRA plum sauce just for you!" he says this to try to get a bigger tip lol!
while kevins driving from house to house hes singing along to classic old school jams! the whole time between delieveries hes mackin to winnie over the phone but keeps getting caught by the owner. so the owner biotchez him out in cantonese and grabs the phone and speaks PERFECT ENGLISH and says: "im sorry kevin is extremely busy and can not talk now, oh yeah and he loves you!" LOL ahahahahha
funnnnnnnnnnny assssssss shiiiiiiiiiiit man!
so then finally mr. chong the owner says you got one more deliver and kevins all like fukkkkkkkk that the restaurant is closed now so mr. chong biotchez him out and kevin backs down and delivers the last order and it turned out to be the address of an empty park. so kevin just waits and then a knock on his window occurs and its WINNIE! then cue the STAND BY ME music!
winnie says this is the only way id be able to see you tonight, are we still on for dinner?
so the two eat chinese food in the park!
CLASSSSSSSSSSSSIC SON! ;D 8)
last nights 2nd episode was the SAT's one!
the whole school is stressssssssed as F about the SAT's and the impact it has on their future. real deep episode. we even have kevin dream about being on a game show and chosing his fate behind 3 different doors. door 1 was NORCAM working non stop long hours, getting stressed out and ulcers, under appreciated
door 3 was hmmmmmm cant remember but door 2 was the GOOD LIFE: vacations to hawaii with winnie and paul on a boat lol ;D
the boys was trippin out about how the SATS determine ones future: what college they go to, what grad school, what job, what neighbors, what income, what they do for fun.
made me stressed out just watching the episode and i took the sat's over 10years ago lol.
anyways we learn that jack arnold buys a furniture factory for $15,000! damn u can buy a factory for 15K back then??????
and he leaves the mighty NORCAM
we dont see how kevin does on his sats cuz the episode ends before he takes it?
tonights first episode was about christmas time. kevin catches winnie coming out of the store with a big asssss box from an expensive high end store so he feels he needs to match that and buy her and expensive asss cashmere sweater!
so kevin begs mr. chong for a raise and at first he clowns kevin but the 2nd time he gives in and gives him a 50 cent raise! which is a pretty damn good one i might add.
so mr. arnold and his shady business partner get all hyped up stop by the factory and size things up and they have their closing date on friday. as the week goes on shady business partner starts flaking out on everything and on the day of the signing shady business partner totally PUSSIES OUT and doesnt even show! >:mad
this is why im extremely PARTICULAR and STRICT on who i chose to do business with! alot of cats are just ALL TALK!
thats why i am where i am and alot of other cats are still just talking while living with their moms!
anyways back to the episode. it turns out that kevin is able to buy the expensive asss cashmere sweater which is $99.99 imagine how much more expensive that seems in the early 70's huh? thats like buying a hizzo a LV purse now adays lol!
anyway kevin's present turns out to be a BREAD record lol. id be pissed as hell if that happened to me shiiiiiiit!
recently this chick got me this awful lacoste shirt that was hella ugly colors so i told her to take it back and she got me somthing much more PIMP instead!
so jack arnold ends up getting the business all by himself instead and his shady business partner goes back to NORCOM!
2nd episode was a NEW YEARS episode!
kevin learns about a pimp asss party going down and his boys ski condo!
unfortunately waynes newly sprung asss forces him to attend a family celebration at some cheezy supper club instead.
waynes all sprung off some divorced MILF???? wtf happened to wayne? so anyway as most of you sprung losers on this forum wayne gets PLAYED and PIMPED by the MILF she uses him for his financial support and drops him on NYE night just right before the big dinner celebration! F'd up huh?
so kevin and winnie go looking for him all over town and find him in a laundry mat hammering down brews and drowning his sorrows lol.
they celebrate the countdown in the laundry mat and the episode ends!
quite depressing if u ask me ::**