Signs that you are getting older

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

#1. your grand-kids drive you crazy
#2. you notice your genitals seem somewhat smaller
#3. you're missing some of your teeth and hair
#4. you've got a lot more money invested and in the bank
#5. Women seem more relaxed around you, because they aren't worried about you trying to jump their bones or you remind them of their grandfather. ;)

When your casual calm cool collected Lt blond hairs turn into wild, eratic crazy white hairs......on your ballz:-X

It'll happen....just wait!!!

you begin to hate everything.

You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

1. when you cant trust your fart anymore.
2. when every hard on becomes unforgettable

When your wife says "lets go upstairs and make love"
you reply "I can't do both"

When you rant at young people as "it was different in your time".

When you realize it's wrong to stare at your neighbor's daughter's tits.

When you start to think about your retirement funds and investment for the older days.

When it takes a whole week-end to recover from a hangover.

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Originally Posted by Nameless

When you rant at young people as "it was different in your time".

When you realize it's wrong to stare at your neighbor's daughter's tits.

When you start to think about your retirement funds and investment for the older days.

When it takes a whole week-end to recover from a hangover.

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I'm there brother!

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Originally Posted by FTMatty

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Originally Posted by Nameless

When you rant at young people as "it was different in your time".

When you realize it's wrong to stare at your neighbor's daughter's tits.

When you start to think about your retirement funds and investment for the older days.

When it takes a whole week-end to recover from a hangover.

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I'm there brother!

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ohh ohh! Do you consider beige pants as an option? are you thinking more and more about your retirement founds? If not, you still have a bit of time in front of you;)

You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions,which never happen.

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Originally Posted by Nameless

When you rant at young people as "it was different in your time".

When you realize it's wrong to stare at your neighbor's daughter's tits.

When you start to think about your retirement funds and investment for the older days.

When it takes a whole week-end to recover from a hangover.

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Or, you buy a six pack of beer and 2 months later most of it is still in the refrigerator.

Mr. Happy isn't quite as cooperative as he once was, especially sometimes when you need him the most.

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Originally Posted by Mars_ax

Mr. Happy isn't quite as cooperative as he once was, especially sometimes when you need him the most.

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Ax + wood.

Giant wood

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Originally Posted by Mars_ax

Mr. Happy isn't quite as cooperative as he once was, especially sometimes when you need him the most.

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9 pages and we have had many names for it but that is a first time calling it Mr Happy.