Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
So long as our misses's dont look or act like Victors we'll be right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/a...ppy-turtle.gif
Hmmm, turtle soup.
Printable View
Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreSo long as our misses's dont look or act like Victors we'll be right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/a...ppy-turtle.gif
Hmmm, turtle soup.
It was colder in the 1970's proper deep snow. Windows frozen and having to sleep with water bottles.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Bed wetter huh?
Hot water bottles, they sometimes leaked which could be painful. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
Bed wetter huh?
OkQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterHot water bottles, they sometimes leaked which could be painful. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
Bed wetter huh?
I remember people putting, a hot brick wrapped in newspaper in bed.;D
Ha! I remember my Grandparents having clay/porcelain bed warmers. Even they moved to rubber hot water bottles and then electric blankets eventually though.:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
The same old signs, the same old signs. A new haircut and a newly emerging assortment of gray hair. I still have my black hair, but when you look into the mirror more closely you see it and you know that time waits for noone. That is the nausea, the sheer disgust at your own inability to control the changes in the self. There is no God, but on the offchance that there is I am going to align with Satan and give him a jolly good talking to over all of this nonsense.
Yes Miles more to come, long hair growing out of your ears and nose,;D eye brows growing youQuote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
start to look like a Werewolf. Invest in a good trimmer.;D
Men look distinguished if they go slightly grey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
When new posters come on here and you have clothes older than them.
I still think you look a fucker in that mini skirt.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
When you remember when Stallone, Arnie and Bruce made good films.
When all your old heroes are either retired or dead.:eek:
When the clothes you used to wear in your youth, come back into fashion.:vd:
Which of your 5 senses sight, sound, touch, taste or smell will go first?
Can't read this post on my phone, the characters are too small, eh? Who said that? Why is there a nail in my leg? Is this sweet or sour? I didn't know anyone had farted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
when a really nice chap makes a funny-ass video of your light-hearted attamepts at being a boxer or just fantasizing about being one/regretting never having learned it in your youth/thinking you may have been a good boxer, and you watch his montage and for some reaosn you actually feel like you are a boxer in some remote, twisted way, and you actually really feel pumped up to see the montage and you enjoy it really really much and you show your wife and you feel good that people say you are funny and inspiring in a sort of light-hearted and comical way.
You are on your way out when you start fancying the mother figures in the sitcoms.
haha...good one mate....on your way DOWN as well:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q37xJtuQ24w
Hilda Ogden.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
I dont know who that is,I suppose I shouldnt look that one up, but as I said once before, I knew i was in trouble when I went from fancying Marcia Brady to her mum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoHilda Ogden.:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
O God she looks like Broom Hilda :(
when the mates you play football with bring their sons, who run rings around you and make you feel old. :(
Haha know that feeling all to well.Little shits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Chop the gits, pull their shirts back, barge into them, mess with their heads - have to use all the tricks of the trade to keep up. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legendHaha know that feeling all to well.Little shits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
When you realise your Mrs is probably older than the Milfs that Rhun wacks off over.
When you can't remember if you have taken your med's, I went to the doctor's a day early I think
I may be going fucking mad. He tell me that new med's your on may give you a slight headache,
which I've had for 6 weeks. Well don't worry it will soon pass WTF, 6 weeks it will soon pass.
53 and falling to bit's, what next something drops off.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:vd::vd::vd::vd:
Regularly exercise and you will stay young, I promise no headaches. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
My blood pressure is down, my sugar levels are perfect I think I'm suffering Grumpy TWAT syndrome.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterRegularly exercise and you will stay young, I promise no headaches. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
GTS, yes I got that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMy blood pressure is down, my sugar levels are perfect I think I'm suffering Grumpy TWAT syndrome.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterRegularly exercise and you will stay young, I promise no headaches. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
when you go running for 30 minutes and the next day your BACK (??!!!) is fucked.
When you realize the College kid in the lobby of work was the same crying toddler "just a few years ago" being pushed by his hot mom. Then you think "dammmmn mom got old" :-X. Then you look in the mirror..
when you go over and tell a group of 5 screaming computer game playing 16 year olds to please keep it down in the internet cafe you are in, and they just look at you with this face like "yeah OK gramps"
When you can remember heavyweight boxers climbing into the ring by going through the ropes and not stepping over them. It is scary how big they are now.
david haye vs tyson fury
I had to buy reading glasses this year.
When you get arrested outside a high school.
Back fucked in bed all day,im feeling old.:eek:
My bottle of good bourbon doesn't last near as long as it used to.