The ugliest bird/bloke u have ever shagged??
Mine was a 200 lb monster while i was in year 10 at school, she had a body that made James Toney look slim!!
It was bad news, when the word got round at school i had to hide in the school at breaks and dinner for about a week!! to avoid being humiliated by everyone!!
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Only a week?... Where your school's standards that low?.. ;)
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Originally Posted by skel1983
Mine was a 200 lb monster while i was in year 10 at school, she had a body that made James Toney look slim!!
It was bad news, when the word got round at school i had to hide in the school at breaks and dinner for about a week!! to avoid being humiliated by everyone!!
haha ;D
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Never been one for a minger really.
8)
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Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood
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in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...
still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey :-[
there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha
Happy Days ;D
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Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood
Yeah i remember getting my first wood when the burds of bucks fizz took their skirts off to their eurovision song 'makin your mind up'.Only problem is i didn't have a fukcin clue what to do with it so i just used to kiss the TV screen.
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Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood
Yeah i remember getting my first wood when the burds of bucks fizz took their skirts off to their eurovision song 'makin your mind up'.Only problem is i didn't have a fukcin clue what to do with it so i just used to kiss the TV screen.
hahahahaha tooooo much info hahahahah ;D
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Originally Posted by Saddo
in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...
still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey :-[
there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha
Happy Days ;D
By the sounds of that you could ended up with more then one ulgy chick ;D
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I dont need a lover anymore its all bollocks arguments and rows Ive got my dog I love my dog .Infact I got 4 years for Loving my dog
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood
HAHA... :D
:-X ;)
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I have never shagged a bird/bloke :o.......................strictly women for me! ;D
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Originally Posted by gogs67
I have never shagged a bird/bloke :o.......................strictly women for me! ;D
You never been Thailand!! :lickish:
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Originally Posted by gogs67
I have never shagged a bird/bloke :o.......................strictly women for me! ;D
You never been Thailand!! :lickish:
sounds like I don't wanna go
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Originally Posted by Saddo
in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...
still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey :-[
there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha
Happy Days ;D
BAHAHAHHAHAA
Liking that alot fella
PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
