Would you rather watch a Good fight or...................
Man I'll tell ya my hot girlfriend is a bitch she knows I am a perv and a sex maniac we have had sex in fitting rooms cars etc...BUT the down fall to that is she knows I love Boxing and MMA and she hates it...So what she does is when she comes over on Saturday nite sees the fights on and she will sit next to me all calm then next thing you know she starts taking my personal inventory and I crack EVERYTIME and I have to have sex with her.....GOD DAMMIT I AM MISSING PARTS OF A GOOD FIGHTS!!!! so whats a guy to do???
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Originally Posted by jtrock
Man I'll tell ya my hot girlfriend is a bitch she knows I am a perv and a sex maniac we have had sex in fitting rooms cars etc...BUT the down fall to that is she knows I love Boxing and MMA and she hates it...So what she does is when she comes over on Saturday nite and sees the fight on and she will sit next to me all calm then next thing you know she starts turning me on and I crack I have to hgave sex with her.....GOD DAMMIT I AM MISSING PARTS OF A GOOD FIGHTS!!!! so what would you guys do???
Cant you do both?? Just bend her over in front of the tv, you then can have best of both worlds.
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dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.
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Buy a VCR/DVR something to record it! Or just do what skel said, cc skel.
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Originally Posted by skel1983
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Originally Posted by jtrock
Man I'll tell ya my hot girlfriend is a bitch she knows I am a perv and a sex maniac we have had sex in fitting rooms cars etc...BUT the down fall to that is she knows I love Boxing and MMA and she hates it...So what she does is when she comes over on Saturday nite and sees the fight on and she will sit next to me all calm then next thing you know she starts turning me on and I crack I have to hgave sex with her.....GOD DAMMIT I AM MISSING PARTS OF A GOOD FIGHTS!!!! so what would you guys do???
Cant you do both?? Just bend her over in front of the tv, you then can have best of both worlds.
Skel I tried that..Had focus problems..LOL!! FUKING MULTI-TASKING
  Have a :coolclick: anyway
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dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.
LOL!!!!!!Tried that too she got pissed She said"SO THE FIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME" and I cant even stomach the shit she watches
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dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.
LOL!!!!!!Tried that too she got pissed She said"SO THE FIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME" and I cant even stomach the S*** she watches
say 'at this minute yes they are'. get her to go and make some food :D or tell her to go out with her mates.
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Originally Posted by emma
dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.
LOL!!!!!!Tried that too she got pissed She said"SO THE FIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME" and I cant even stomach the S*** she watches
say 'at this minute yes they are'. get her to go and make some food :D or tell her to go out with her mates.
Its actually funnier than it's troublesome I shouldnt be complaining
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You have sex with your girlfriend ???
Thats disgusting ^-^
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Oh my god, you have to have sex with your girlfriend instead of watching something that can be taped....oh how horrible ;D
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You have sex with your girlfriend ???
Thats disgusting ^-^
Tell me about it :bananasex: :bananastyle: :fking: :puke:
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sex in public places is retarted--get a room--just not the burger king bathroom--anyway u cant compare the primitive , half brain requirement act of sex, to a boxing match--boxing wins--any moron can have sex--but not every1 can appreciate the war of a boxing match
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Originally Posted by undefeated
sex in public places is retarted--get a room--just not the burger king bathroom--anyway u cant compare the primitive , half brain requirement act of sex, to a boxing match--boxing wins--any moron can have sex--but not every1 can appreciate the war of a boxing match
I thought I was, it said dressing ROOM above the door... Dammit I get confused
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Give it time it will pass, this happens when you are young and reckless. When your all growed up you will be able to say, with conviction "fuck off love the fights are on, now take your pretty little self down to the offy, Im running out of Stella"
If she fails to comply give her a slap.
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look im a perv 2--sex is gods gift--to relieve us from the bullsh** and stess from the world we live in--but sex ,any caveman would choose over boxing--it takes a superfight however--sex is better than any regular boxing match--just not a fight of the century--
during ali/frazier 1--guys wives or girlfriends prob wanted sex at the same time the fight--and any tru boxing fan woulda said fu** off to them
