Re: if boxers where cars -
Roy Jones Jr., would be a Ferrari, amazingly fast and incredible control, but looks and performs like shit after a crash
Re: if boxers where cars -
Audley Harrison would be a Fiat Cinciquento ;D
Re: if boxers where cars -
Barrera would be a Mark 3 VW Golf (Gti Exempt)
Small, Compact but not to be messed with.
Moves through the gears pretty nicely and rearly brakes down.
Pretty efficient too.
Looks good in Metalic Baby Blue :-* ;D
Re: if boxers where cars -
Gatti would be a Mack Truck
not to fast but when it hits you, it packs a wallup!!
Can take a lot of damage before fading
Huge gas tank
If you put a Peterbilt(Ward) and a Mack(Gatti) in a demotion derby, it would be a war.
I don't know if macks cut and swell as much, though ;)
Re: if boxers where cars -
Danny Williams http://www.andypryke.com/twiki/pub/A...2004_12_18.jpg
Audley Harrison http://www.mapmechanics.com/images/parcelforce.gif
Jeff Lacy [img width=700 height=467]http://www.rogerwendell.com/images/tibet/silkroad_car_wreck_06-01.jpg[/img]
Joey Spina http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...arbage_can.jpg
Re: if boxers where cars -
Quote:
Originally Posted by bilbo
:coolclick: :lolololol: HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH
Re: if boxers where cars -
David tua would be a tank ;D
>:mad Don't mess with me
Re: if boxers where cars -
CC Bilbo, some quality ideas there, so as the dreadful flake I am....I feel it is my duty and honour to jump on the bandwagon, and put forward my own suggestions.
First up would be Wladimir Klitschko...the Porshce Boxter....nonetheless a great car, but laways compared to its elder brother...the 911, or in this case Vitali.
Second up Joe Calzaghe...the souped up Mazda MX5. Great handling, lightning-quick, good-looking but maybe just a little lacking in power, and a little fragile. If only there was a GTi.
Ricky Hatton - The drag car from American Graffiti. Plenty of grunt, quick off the mark and bundles of power. Not much protection for the driver though, and always a bit risky under braking.
And finally Audley Harrison....a busful of criminals....nothing but trouble and a headache, and I can't wait to see the back of it. Which is there....
(and if anyone can tell me how to put pictures in between words, that's be ace. Cheers.)
Re: if boxers where cars -
;D Good thread and great post bilbo
Re: if boxers where cars -
John Ruiz would be a Daewoo. For those of you who don't know what that is you don't want to know
Re: if boxers where cars -
A boxer IS a car isn't it?
Re: if boxers where cars -
Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis ;D
Re: if boxers where cars -
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Aurthur Abraham
That looks more like Six Heads Lewis'
Re: if boxers where cars -
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majesty
A boxer IS a car isn't it?
a BOXSTER by porsche
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I say that Zab Judah would be a mid-70's ford pinto,
Zippy, and effecient but as soon as something hits it, it bursts into flames and melts down.