Sayings...

Ima make this topic bout sayings man!!
like things like sayings and shit you do that you named and stuff, hoping it'll turn out some funny shit?!!
ima start off n tell you about..... Wrestling the dragon!!
its what my buddy told me was what they call the process of taking a piss with a boner!!
you know the shit is hard! have to point that shit down lol
ima hit the hay right now, watch some family guy in bed or some shit... n im hoping they'll be some funny shit up here when i wake up tomoro :P ;)
peace

My soldiers - Used to describe your sports shoes (Ex: footy, basketball, etc. etc.)
Sausage Fest - Used to describe a party with more guys then girls or no girls.

Heres a classic one;
Taming the One Eyed Serpent - Masturbating

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

My soldiers - Used to describe your sports shoes (Ex: footy, basketball, etc. etc.)
Sausage Fest - Used to describe a party with more guys then girls or no girls.
Heres a classic one;
Taming the One Serpent - Masturbating

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:appl: :lolololol:

yo when i hit a club and its a sausage fest i peace the F out with the quickness son. i cant stand clubs that be sausage. i gots to see atleast 10 dimes that id hollar at if not dimes than atleast 7.5's and above or i just leave the club right away even if i paid $20bucks to enter the damn thang!

Friends With Benefits= Friends of the opposite gender who are at best very attractive who do not mind exchanging sexual favors for sexual favors and engaging in sexual activities usually on the down low all while appearing to be nothing more than just friends. This agreement is usually made when both parties agree that they deserve a good lay minus all the BS and DRAMA that comes with a serious relationship.

TIG OLE BITTIES= slang for very large breasts on a women. if you notice the T and B are reversed from the original saying. :boobs2:

Flip the Script= to be original, unique in your own way, not the norm.

Heres how it would be used in a sentence: My friend suggested that I play Tetris on my Xbox with chicks back at my crib cause chicks love to play Tetris, but I had to flip the script and ended up playing strip Tetris with the chicks back at my crib. (true story by the way! wink wink)

Parking Lot Pimping= flirting and hollaring at females after a club has closed and they are walking to their cars. often times they are not done partying and not quite ready to call it a night just yet.

Dime Piece= a girl whos a PERFECT 10/10. usually big breasted, flat stomach, round jlo ass, nice legs, nice DSL lips, pretty eyes, pretty smile, usually around 5'5 105-127lbs

Chicken Head= a promiscuous female who usually is f*ckable, but not respectable, usually not proud to be seen in public with, more so a groupie or hoodrat.

Swayze- Derived from the 80's icon actor Patrick Swayze. Many rappers believe it or not use the term Swayze to describe being cool, calm, or smooth. Yo I stepped into the club and the girls be jocking cuz im swayze. hahhaa i never use this in my vocab, but Swayze def was the man (Ghost, Point Break, Dirty Dancing etc)

A 12th round Knock Out= obtaining a dime piece just in time usually after the DJ announces last call for alcohol and right before the bouncers kick you out of the club.

yo just as the dime piece was getting her jacket from the coat check and the bouncer was about to kick us all out for the night i asked her if she had a good time tonight and she said yes, i then asked her what are you doing afterwards and she said i dont know is there anything to do? I then say why yes there is I have a condo in beverly hills and a COSTCO size Grey Goose bottle with your name on it. She then smiles and says lead the way back to your condo then. BOOOO YAAAAAAAAH 12th Round Knock Out biotchez!(true story by the way when CENTURY CLUB used to be crackin)

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Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

TIG OLE BITTIES= slang for very large breasts on a women. if you notice the T and B are reversed from the original saying. :boobs2:

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Ha, ive always like that one. Ever since watching Next FRIIIDAY!

And CC for this thread Bodyhead....and for the fact your probably responsible for 90% of my CCs ;D

www.urbandictionary.com ;)

T rex tits

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.

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