How old, young, fat, thin

Would a woman, or man for the ladies Missy, have to be inorder to get your attention?

The reason I ask is that I was at ASDA today and this women was giving me the eye on the occasions that our paths crossed. I got to the checkout first and she followed taking the one next to me and so it continued. At a guess I'd say she was late forties. She had a wedding ring on and looked the sort who's husband couldnt keep up y'know, more interested in getting on the first tee at the weekend rather than bollock deep in his dirty missus ;D

You guest it, I would have nailed it in a heart beat.

What kind of limits do you impose on yourself with regards age, shape, or anythig else for that matter, hypathetically for the married amongst us.

I know Smash is going to say if theres grass on the pitch, lets play ;D

But what about the rest of you?

Nah mate ;)
Im happily sttled with my girl but if i were on the prowl...
Gotta have a fit body (Hate bellies on girls)
Pretty face
Anally accesable
Party Animal
Partial to a narcotic/Nightclub and good tunes
And above all a f*cking good laugh 8)
Age wise i suppose around my age or a little older or younger (the missus is 33 and trains 4 times a week)
I really put her through her paces in the garage especially now it's getting hot and she wears minute hotpants,we usually just end up shagging after 30 mins or so :lickish:
hahahaha

Im that age where Ive stopped looking, the only thing that interests me is there biomechanics and how to put it right. Its put me in some hilarious situations, its the first time in my life Ive had freinds who are girls. Tell you what love it.

I'm not sure about all those questions, a vagina and a pulse is usually enough for me.

When I was 23 I dated a 38 year old.

When I was 23 I dated a 19 year old.

I got married when I was 26 and my wife was 20.

I have been with 3 married woman in my lifetime. One of them was my friend's brother's wife. He was fighting in Desert Storm. One of them was 43.

I have calmed down since those days and I am proud of none of this.

I've been told I ask/asked for too much in girl. :-\
I've found several that met my criteria. :)

1) cute face
2) nice fit body
3) ass & tits (not too big)
4) nicet toes
5) nice hands
6) nice ears
7) nice teeth
8 ) nice legs
9) no moles on the face
10) long dark hair/highlights are nice too
11) nice elbows


As of late though my criteria has gone down. I remember at one point my uncles used to laugh at me cause I was so critical about girls and they would tell me wait 'till you get older all those things you look for will slowly detirrirate and all you'll care about is as long as she has a pu**y your there allover her.
They would also tell me sh*t! about me ONLY wanting to fu*k them on beds and nice places, they said wait 'till you get older you'll fu*k them on top of a carboard box for all you care. I used to laugh and tell them they were crazy. Even about eating a girls a** out, I remember I used to tell them they were fu*king nasty for doing that and how could they put their mouth there (keep im mind I was only 15).
How right they were. :)

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When I was 23 I dated a 38 year old.

When I was 23 I dated a 19 year old.

I got married when I was 26 and my wife was 20.

I have been with 3 married woman in my lifetime. One of them was my friend's brother's wife. He was fighting in Desert Storm. One of them was 43.

I have calmed down since those days and I am proud of none of this.

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You animal you... No wonder you call yourself Gorilla. ;D

I've always been attracted to older girls more.
When I was 17 I was with a 28 year old she was my teacher. ;)
When I was 16 I dated a 29 year old who I lied to and had told her I was 20.
When I was 17 I dated a 31 year old who I again lied to.
When I was 18 I dated a 23 year old.

I settled in now.. Over the years I have found that there is nothing more un attractive , then a girl who knows she is attractive.

I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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Really ?? Feet kind of gross me out.. LOL. once in my youth, I had a real looker , she got her feet up in my face , got a whiff smell like Fritos. went from hard rock to soft biscuit. I never been the same since. and I use to like Fritos .

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I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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Really ?? Feet kind of gross me out.. LOL. once in my youth, I had a real looker , she got her feet up in my face , got a whiff smell like Fritos. went from hard rock to soft biscuit. I never been the same since. and I use to like Fritos .

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LOL Hilarious

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I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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Really ?? Feet kind of gross me out.. LOL. once in my youth, I had a real looker , she got her feet up in my face , got a whiff smell like Fritos. went from hard rock to soft biscuit. I never been the same since. and I use to like Fritos .

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;D
Frito Bandito

cc :laugh:

I am the Frito Bandito
I love Fritos corn chips
I love them I do
I love Fritos corn chips
I steal them from you

Cute face and big beautiful eyes and nice teeth .

Not really bothered about their build because i normally shag them with the light off !!!

I lost my virginity to a black girl so for a while all i faniced were full figured black lasses .

Now i just like to have a laugh with a girl .

Can i just say hand on heart for a successfull relationship i would recomend putting of sex for as long as possible it really is the killer if you jump straight into Bed with a girl everything just revolves round sex weather you like it or not ...

Cute face and an easy going nature .

As long as she aint a whale or has body ordour then alls fine having something to talk about and commen ground is cool .