Still Can Not Decide if This Joke Is Funny Or Not?
A guy at work told me this joke a while back and at the time it was not that funny...Later I thought about the joke and started to laugh...(Kind of worries me that happened :-[ considering I was alone :-\)....I am not sure if it was how he told it or the joke just sucks....Though for some reason I remember hearing a variation of it years ago...Anyhow here it is
A young Indian Brave goes up to his Father one day and say's to him..."Father there is something that I have been curious about for some time now, How is it you choose my name?"....Well the braves Father said to him..."It is our custom to name your male child after the first act of nature you witness once he is born. For example your eldest brother was born in the Fall. After his was birth I left our teepee to give thanks and when I did a bear was running towards hibernation. This is why I named him Running Bear".
But...The boy stated not all of my siblings are named after animals...
True stated the Braves Father...Your other brother was born in the Morning..When I left our Teepee to give thanks the first thing I seen was the Sky changing colors...So that is why I named him "Blue Sky"...Nature is not always about the animals in the forrest..,..
I see said the boy...Thank you for answering my question Father...I am going to go fishing with the other Braves now...You are most welcome the boys Father replied...Before you leave...Tell me why it is you asked this question Two Dog F******?
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That joke is so old it needs a walker,and some Ensure ;D
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A boy walks in on his mom showering the mother suprised and shocked stands there without covering herself as not make it a big deal.
The little boy then asks her "Mom what happened to you there" pointing to her in between her legs... The mom quickly answers "Uuummmmm, your dad well uummmm last night he hit me with an ax" the little boy says "Wow dads got a good aim he hit you right in the cunt"
;D
:thankyouthankyou: I'll be here all week.
Re: Still Can Not Decide if This Joke Is Funny Or Not?
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Originally Posted by Trainer Monkey
That joke is so old it needs a walker,and some Ensure ;D
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Originally Posted by CutMeMick
Don't know many jokes...Never try to re tell them I never remember them....The only reason I remembered that one for some reason it popped into my head when watching last of the moheigans..(or how ever you spell it)....and I laughed :-\...and I didn't find it funny when I heard it :(
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this is one of me fav's . lot a truth to this joke !
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,a cow came by and dropped a load of shit on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit , it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're warm and happy and everyting is starting to go your way, keep your fucking mouth shut !
( I found this to be very true ) LMFAO :laugh:
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Originally Posted by Lords Gym
this is one of me fav's . lot a truth to this joke !
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,a cow came by and dropped a load of shit on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit , it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're warm and happy and everyting is starting to go your way, keep your fucking mouth shut !
( I found this to be very true ) LMFAO :laugh:
Great one :) and so true to life.
CC
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glad you enjoyed.. hope is well ! ;) cc
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Good one, One more joke Lords and I recon you'l reach a thousand cc"S :)
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Englishman ,irish and a scotty all talking about their daughters.
The Englishman says "I cant belive it, this morning we looked through Cynthias room and found some marriuana under her bed,shes only 15 and we never saw that comming!
The Scotty says ,the other night we looked in our girls room and we found bottles of scotch stashed under her bed,
God knows shes only 14 and we hadnt a clue she was drinking!
The Irishman says "Eye dats nothing we looked under our 11 year olds bed and found heaps of condoms"!
Eleven years and we never even realised she had a dick!"
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Originally Posted by Andre
Englishman ,irish and a scotty all talking about their daughters.
The Englishman says "I cant belive it, this morning we looked through Cynthias room and found some marriuana under her bed,shes only 15 and we never saw that comming!
The Scotty says ,the other night we looked in our girls room and we found bottles of scotch stashed under her bed,
God knows shes only 14 and we hadnt a clue she was drinking!
The Irishman says "Eye dats nothing we looked under our 11 year olds bed and found heaps of condoms"!
Eleven years and we never even realised she had a dick!"
Ba hahahahahahahah!!!! :lol:
I like that one... :)
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A doctor walks into a bank and is ready to endorse his check, he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and in disgust says "Oh great, some asshole has my pen"
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Originally Posted by Lyle
A doctor walks into a bank and is ready to endorse his check, he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and in disgust says "Oh great, some asshole has my pen"
;D
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I went to optomitrist ,.
I said my sight was failing.
HE lead me out side and said look up there what do you see?
Mmmm, The Sun I said!
"So how much f@cking further do you want to see?"
