Omg! Amazing True Story Happened Just Now!

Well, I'm just sitting there, enjoying my sweeties. My Mum gave me a pound and I was able to get 6 packets of double dips with it, I love them, in a non-gay way.

Anyway, she popped out. Im sitting there, watching SuperTed VHS tapes, great, great show, and I hear this knocking at the door. I figured my Mum had locked herself out of the house again.

"I'm coming now Mummy" I said, in a manly voice. Which I have.

I rush downstairs and open the door. NO ONE FUCKING THERE!

It was a real trip. I definately heard knocking. So I creep around outside in just my man socks, pants and pajama top, and guess what? It was cold and I rushed back inside. Because no one was there, obviously.

So I lock the door, and think to myself, wow, I want to watch more SuperTed on VHS. Great, great show. Love it.

Anyway, again, I use anyway. Well, I go upstairs, and I am about to sit down in my favourite man seat. Just as put my pert arse down towards the cushion, which is in the shape of a heart, true, I hear this little voice.

"NOOOOO! DONT CRUSH ME!"

I spin round and look at the chair, then I lept back. THERE WAS A HUGE SPIDER ON THE CHAIR! His name is Gary.

It must have knocked on the door, crept in when it had seen me go outside, and decided to watch SuperTed and attack my sweets.

Noticing half the packet of Double Dip had been savaged, I got angry. Instead of using the stick which comes with double dips Gary was licking all eight of his legs and putting them in the goods, no pun intended, before licking off the sugary delight. "You're gonna have seven legs when I finish with you Gary!" I took one of my man socks off and went to hit Gary with it.

Gary jumped off the chair, ran across the rug and actually did some humping movements proclaiming "IM FUCKING YOUR RUG, YOU SHIT!" Then he went through the doorway into the hall, BUT, there is a tiny little step there. Stupid Gary, he fell flat onto his face and grimmaced in pain. I decided to get a wine glass which was just conveniently sitting next to my chair, and I put it over the top of him. Then I slid some paper under his legs, cursed him, and took him outside. Then I put him on the floor and prayed a bird would come and eat him.

Heres a picture, in case you think I'm drunk or something

http://www.new4y.com/uploads/files/spider_657.jpg

....well that is great. In America it's called "Fun Dip"....it's a much better name.


Although the best name would have been "Disco Dust" but I believe that was already taken :rolleyes: but it's the same idea just sold to an older crowd

Great story, what are you going to do with Gary now you've trapped him?

I remember super ted...what was that big banana thing with him?

Was Gary name after spongebobs pet snail slash dog or cat?

I kind of like this story, too bad you didn't show a picture of your man socks :-\ I like more pictures :) Picture books are the best :D

that is some funny shit.

are you menouek?

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Originally Posted by Doot

that is some funny shit.

are you menouek?

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I think it's Steve 0, looks just like him and who else would be preparing to snort a spider with a lucky dip swizzle stick?

By the way Doot,2 posts in a week, this must be your most prolific ever?

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Originally Posted by Lyle

....well that is great. In America it's called "Fun Dip"....it's a much better name.


Although the best name would have been "Disco Dust" but I believe that was already taken :rolleyes: but it's the same idea just sold to an older crowd

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The story or the drug has been done before.?
Im feeling old now,its a fun enough read, but i dont really get it.
The cog that makes my brain whur around just got knocked into netural.Im having the day off.

Thats alot of post there Fantana!
You had a sex change too bro?

hahaha due how fucked up on drugs are you???

seirously, who you getting them off :o?

hahthat story was mental; last time i was as fuck up as this guy i cudn;t piss, kept seeing hundreds of snakes crawling out of toilet everytime i picked the lid up to take a leak, good times..

but this story haha tops its all... would CC you but they don't do that anymore:(

heard the non stop SC's that ass clown Vd kept getting was the reason why the server kept lagging, so saddo took them away:(

why oh why did I encourage you to return.....:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Fantana

Well, I'm just sitting there, enjoying my sweeties. My Mum gave me a pound and I was able to get 6 packets of double dips with it, I love them, in a non-gay way.

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I had a girlfriend who liked to be "Double Dipped"....
But that's a different story. :)

Anyway... I don't think Gary snuck inside while you were out. I think he played the oldest trick in the book on you. I think he set you up with the ol' "Rocks thrown at the door while I climb thru your window" trick...

You see he threw 4 rocks consecutively and as you ran downstairs, in a non gay way of course. He crawled around and climbed up thru your window just as you turned the corner around your house and looked around then up, you barely missed it's legs as the spider went thru your window. ;)

You can thank me later for decoding Garys entry... :cool:

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

I had a girlfriend who liked to be "Double Dipped"....
But that's a different story. :)

Anyway... I don't think Gary snuck inside while you were out. I think he played the oldest trick in the book on you. I think he set you up with the ol' "Rocks thrown at the door while I climb thru your window" trick...

You see he threw 4 rocks consecutively and as you ran downstairs, in a non gay way of course. He crawled around and climbed up thru your window just as you turned the corner around your house and looked around then up, you barely missed it's legs as the spider went thru your window. ;)

You can thank me later for decoding Garys entry... :cool:

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What are you talking about? Everyone knows they get in by climbing up the water spout

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

You can thank me later for decoding Garys entry... :cool:

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Again, in a non Gay way we presume :biggrin:.