I'm 21 yrs. old today. :(

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well. :cool:

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do... :-\

congrats you made it to dose-uno, don't worry about the teen years we all feel that way after we past those days we could of had more fun and girls.

Just focus on being successful and everything else will come, even girls and all you want drunken horny girls! ;D

.....for your birthday why don't you do us all a favor and go out and get laid?

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Originally Posted by Clubber

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well. :cool:

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do... :-\

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Lucky cunt.I thought I was a dead man when I doubled that.:mad:

Have a great day/year.

Go to the whore house and let a few off mate ;)
Visit the cyber porn room first,then go about a hour later so you really get your moneys worth.:cool:

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Originally Posted by Clubber

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well. :cool:

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do... :-\

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I gave you some birthday rep. Now log off your damn computer and go find some pussy ;D Just get yourself laid. Sound like you have a good job - you can probably afford to treat yourself to birthday blowjob from craigslist.

Get laid enough and eventually one of them will turn into a girlfriend whether you like it or not.

Happy Birthday, Clubber !!




















...gratz, you made it, ur an old sunnamabiatch now! ;D

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Originally Posted by Clubber

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well. :cool:

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do... :-\

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Don't worry buddy I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21.

Happy Birthday bud!!!

Happy birthday buddy. I didn't have a girlfriend till I was 12 so I know what your going thr............oh 21.......

Ok mate have a good wank one!;D

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Originally Posted by Kel

Happy birthday buddy. I didn't have a girlfriend till I was 12 so I know what your going thr............oh 21.......

Ok mate have a good wank one!;D

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VERY funny... :-\










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Happy Birthday Clubber. Last week I was dreading the aches of aging ,As you age...they seem to come faster .Make em' count ;D..........Its all in front of ya,waiting to be conquered


Seriously bro :)

Happy Birthday, Clubber. Don't forget the ol' saying, 'virginity is a virtue.' Hope you master your kung-fu but go slow on those iron fist thing, it'll come surely but gradually. Good luck, mate.

...if you don't get laid soon I feel I'm going to turn the news on to find you have picked off about 20 people from a bell tower or something.


At least go to the titty bar or something

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Originally Posted by Lyle

...if you don't get laid soon I feel I'm going to turn the news on to find you have picked off about 20 people from a bell tower or something.

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He has'nt been bought by Fundamentalist Christians has he :o

"The penis is evil ,it is everyones elses fault, "ahh wheres the tower wheres the gun "

Don't feel bad about being a virgin dude, as you know I'm not too old, and...



and...




and...



my sisters a virgin too!








haha, that's not true. she's actually a sloot. :bananasex: