Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg


Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with. :magnify:

I would imagine that some women have seen enough manhoods that they can tell at a glance how big one is, without needing a measuring device. Not that I'm thinking of any woman in particular, of course. ;)

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow :LOLATYOU:

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow :LOLATYOU:

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:lol: ;D

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

hahaha ok Dizazter if you don't air out who inquired into your technique then you are officially as gay as Bilbo.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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that deserves a gay click :gay-as-steelie:

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Originally Posted by amat

hahaha ok Dizazter if you don't air out who inquired into your technique then you are officially as gay as Bilbo.

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As gay as Bilbo is one thing, but the 2 people who PM'd me saying that they weren't interested in hearing about the technique, they just wanted a picture of my sausage, well they are certainly more gayer than the both of us....

However they both requested I not let others know their names..

Like it matters
I run a boxing gym,have an 8 year old son,and no interior locks on any of the doors,and Im married so only one woman gets to see it anyway.
Even when I get to use it,the woman whose seeing it has been seeing it for 16 years now,and has ceased to be impressed with its size.
Of course if I die suddenly,I pity the hell out of anyone she dates after the funeral;D

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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Ahahaha absolute classic ,you could of just left it there, ;D.

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I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

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I have to hear this ;D.

These are about 13cm too small for me.

http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg

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Originally Posted by Dizaster

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

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I have to hear this ;D.

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http://chicagolandgolf.com/blog1/wp-...ob-174x201.jpg

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Originally Posted by Andre

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Originally Posted by Dizaster

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

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I have to hear this ;D.

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http://chicagolandgolf.com/blog1/wp-...ob-174x201.jpg

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You know how they do series of commercials for a product. And you think the first one or two is kind of funny. And then they grind that campaign in to the dirt so hard you want to grind the lead character of the campaign in to a meat grinder,or if a meat grinder isnt available a chipper spreader?

Bob should avoid my house,unless he wants to help me recreate a scene from Fargo.
And in this case its a double piss me off,theyve done 5 billion Bob commercials,so its lost all humor appeal,and its a product,I dont need,so I'll never use. And to make it a triple whammy, its about a bodily function.
It would be like a 3 year overdone commercial campaign for preparation h