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HOLY FUCK, I live in a madhouse.
A couple weeks ago I shared this http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...-governor.html and between the first ad and the fact that we have a guy named Young Boozer running for office I thought Alabama had reached its craziness quota.
And then this happened
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQdTgkY321s
The old western gun seals it for me, i vote for him everyday of the week!
*Ex Farmer
*Ex marines
*Ex cops
*Ex business man
*Viet-Nam veteran
*Full time cowboy
*bears a winchester for a political advert
*Promises to take no prisoners
*Full time cowboy
... These things couldn't combine any worst together.
*pushes red alert button repeatedly*
I like him. He gets my vote. I'm not convinced he knows what Facebook is though. I can't see him logging onto the internet very often.
I'm just bumping this cause of its awesomeness.
You missed some belters from Alabama. Beat this fucking guy -- Young Boozer! Seriously, that's his name. This ad is just unbelievable. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWgT5yB8ZJQ&feature=player_embedded
And then there's the "speak English" guy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ohsvJHkbY&feature=player_embedded
And then there's this guy accusing his rival of believing in evolution. Obviously evolution doesn't play well with the voters down there :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJG-7s1e5eM&feature=player_embedded
Young Boozer though. Fuck me backwards.
Yeah I mentioned Young Boozer in the governor thread. He's Young Boozer Jr. actually. ;D
The last ad wouldn't even get my attention. I mean its nutty but really just a typical Alabama political ad. If you're a politician in Alabama you probably shouldn't say part of the Bible isn't true. If they'd pulled out a gun for no reason and shot something that would have got my attention.
I'm thinking of voting for Tim James. In reality he wouldn't be that much worse than any of the other Republicans and the bonus is that it would be a huge embarrassment.
Without a doubt voting for Dale Peterson. I mean really, he's the agricultural commissioner, who cares?
here's the new spoof of the Tim James ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe-W4K6JVAw
Also George Wallace Jr is running for state treasurer. But apparently he's just a run of the mill Republican, i.e. he hunts and talks about God. Even though this is wackoville you can't quite say the same things his dad said, you kind of have to do it in code.
:lolhaha:
I really want to visit Alabama now. ;D
The poor fooking horse looked like he was thinking - 'Man, I can't believe they roped me into this sh*t...'
Bump bitchers
tim james has got it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vote tim james
A very sad night in Alabama. Dale Peterson lost the Republican Primary for Agricultural Commissioner (he came in third :o) and is now just an old man with a shotgun.
Things with Tim James aren't great either although he could still be alive.
He and Bradley Byrne, the establishment business community Republican had been fighting it out with ads and had been predicted to be 1-2 but it didn't quite work out that way, Byrne led with 28% but James is in a pretty much dead heat with some unknown fuck who didn't make any crazy ads at 25% a piece so it looks like some kind of a run off.
Young Boozer Jr. pretty much buttfucked George Wallace Jr. in the Republican primary for State Treasurer, 64-36.
So the crazy redneck lost? I was pretty sure that with such arguments and resume, he couldn't lose in Alabama... perhaps there is hope, after all..Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan
The fucking awesome gift that keeps on giving. Dale Peterson lost but he's back to endorse one of his former rivals in the Ag Commish runoff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GabMEHfCjT0&feature=player_embedded
Oh and Tim James is gonzo too, did a recount and he came in third (by like literally 100 votes) so he's out of the runoff.