if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

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11-25-2013, 10:04 AM
FinitoElDinamita

if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

What would u do with it? Lets say a car full of criminals were on the run and decided to dump the stash and shit happened to land right in front of you..
11-25-2013, 10:23 AM
brocktonblockbust

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

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Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

What would u do with it? Lets say a car full of criminals were on the run and decided to dump the stash and shit happened to land right in front of you..

IMMEDIATELY BOOK A ROUND THE WORLD ticket, start in Malaysia, to Austaralia, China, Japan, Mongolia, Russia, Ukraine, fuck the Klitschkos up, then Europe, UK, etc.
11-25-2013, 10:51 AM
p4pking

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

Assuming there would be no chance I was seen taking it? The only thing I'd worry about is finding people who could sell a bunch of cocaine without ripping me off, and then give me some advice on my mutual funds.

Otherwise I'd just spend all the money on guns and booze, then cook all the cocaine into straight crack, and lock myself in a room fiending my enormous pile of rocks until they came and tried to take it back. What else could you do really.
11-25-2013, 12:42 PM
Dropanuke

I would put it on my mortgage and say I had been saving since I was an infant!

Then I'd sell the coke and and do my house up so it doesn't come out my pocket and boom sell the house get a cheaper house and have no mortgage and then life is easy and I can work part time and have money.
To me holidays are a way the government get you to think you are getting away only to come back to the norm slave tax life.

Terrorism is a clever way of taking the working mans eye off the government and tax world
11-25-2013, 02:43 PM
walrus

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

Snort/smoke coke, spend the money on more coke to snort/smoke
11-25-2013, 07:53 PM
smashup

Firstly id test the quality of the coke and if it was rocket fuel id cut it 3-4 times over making its value treble then make some calls and shift it sharpish, once my mates caught wind of it there would be a 3 day party and it would get snorted with ease :-)
Depending on the amount of money id save a load but spend a few grand in Selfidges in the designer clothes department then spend the winter in Goa or Thailand chilling In a hammock and partying all night every night.
11-26-2013, 01:03 AM
killersheep

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

Find out who the criminals were and return their property.
11-26-2013, 01:50 AM
Andre

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

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Originally Posted by killersheep

Find out who the criminals were and return their property.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...tchSitting.png Butters Stotch ;D
11-26-2013, 02:29 AM
FinitoElDinamita

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

Are there any suckers here who would take the bag to the police station? Lol

As somebody mentioned, cutting that shit up for bigger profit is a good idea but I wouldnt want to keep that in my position for too long...

I would sell the drug as fast as possible without the extra work and invest the money..
11-26-2013, 04:46 AM
Andre

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

Roll up one of the notes out of the bag do a line and and make a decision.
11-26-2013, 06:10 AM
Spicoli

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

Hmm. Well off the top I'd take the tainted cash (how much?) and wait until my boss went to drop the deposits. Then I'd switch the cash out and when he pulled on the base the dogs would alert and he'd get popped. Just sayin ;D Either way the money would be exchanged asap, its liquid so its mine...fuck those hippies and doppers! I needs to eat.

Now the coke, screw that. Either hand it out as party favors in the form of Pixie Stix at the next Mardi Gras ball and parade or package in small bumps for women who would never have sex with me in the first place. Make some killer Christmas cookies for the next highschool reunion ??? I'm not tooting that garbage though, back throat drips are nasty.
11-26-2013, 06:11 AM
Spicoli

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

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Originally Posted by Andre

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Originally Posted by killersheep

Find out who the criminals were and return their property.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...tchSitting.png Butters Stotch ;D

;D Now thats fooking funny!
11-26-2013, 06:44 AM
FinitoElDinamita

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

Hmm. Well off the top I'd take the tainted cash (how much?) and wait until my boss went to drop the deposits. Then I'd switch the cash out and when he pulled on the base the dogs would alert and he'd get popped. Just sayin ;D Either way the money would be exchanged asap, its liquid so its mine...fuck those hippies and doppers! I needs to eat.

Now the coke, screw that. Either hand it out as party favors in the form of Pixie Stix at the next Mardi Gras ball and parade or package in small bumps for women who would never have sex with me in the first place. Make some killer Christmas cookies for the next highschool reunion ??? I'm not tooting that garbage though, back throat drips are nasty.

2 kilos with 100k in cash
11-26-2013, 07:11 AM
Spicoli

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

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Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

Hmm. Well off the top I'd take the tainted cash (how much?) and wait until my boss went to drop the deposits. Then I'd switch the cash out and when he pulled on the base the dogs would alert and he'd get popped. Just sayin ;D Either way the money would be exchanged asap, its liquid so its mine...fuck those hippies and doppers! I needs to eat.

Now the coke, screw that. Either hand it out as party favors in the form of Pixie Stix at the next Mardi Gras ball and parade or package in small bumps for women who would never have sex with me in the first place. Make some killer Christmas cookies for the next highschool reunion ??? I'm not tooting that garbage though, back throat drips are nasty.

2 kilos with 100k in cash

Well that won't go away without some comeback and a search...change your name and place "cash found" adds in out of state listings...and buy a vest ;D
11-26-2013, 07:19 AM
FinitoElDinamita

Re: if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

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Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

Hmm. Well off the top I'd take the tainted cash (how much?) and wait until my boss went to drop the deposits. Then I'd switch the cash out and when he pulled on the base the dogs would alert and he'd get popped. Just sayin ;D Either way the money would be exchanged asap, its liquid so its mine...fuck those hippies and doppers! I needs to eat.

Now the coke, screw that. Either hand it out as party favors in the form of Pixie Stix at the next Mardi Gras ball and parade or package in small bumps for women who would never have sex with me in the first place. Make some killer Christmas cookies for the next highschool reunion ??? I'm not tooting that garbage though, back throat drips are nasty.

2 kilos with 100k in cash

Well that won't go away without some comeback and a search...change your name and place "cash found" adds in out of state listings...and buy a vest ;D

Exactly, and that's where the adventure begins.. whoever finds the bag is definitely going to have to put in some work to keep it..

2kilos with hundred large aint coming easy..

Id stash an ounce for a rainy day and move the rest..

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