The ugliest bird/bloke u have ever shagged??

Mine was a 200 lb monster while i was in year 10 at school, she had a body that made James Toney look slim!!

It was bad news, when the word got round at school i had to hide in the school at breaks and dinner for about a week!! to avoid being humiliated by everyone!!

Only a week?... Where your school's standards that low?.. ;)

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Originally Posted by skel1983

Mine was a 200 lb monster while i was in year 10 at school, she had a body that made James Toney look slim!!

It was bad news, when the word got round at school i had to hide in the school at breaks and dinner for about a week!! to avoid being humiliated by everyone!!

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haha ;D

Never been one for a minger really.
8)

Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...

still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey :-[


there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha

Happy Days ;D

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Originally Posted by Smashup

Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

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Yeah i remember getting my first wood when the burds of bucks fizz took their skirts off to their eurovision song 'makin your mind up'.Only problem is i didn't have a fukcin clue what to do with it so i just used to kiss the TV screen.

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Originally Posted by Smashup

Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

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Yeah i remember getting my first wood when the burds of bucks fizz took their skirts off to their eurovision song 'makin your mind up'.Only problem is i didn't have a fukcin clue what to do with it so i just used to kiss the TV screen.

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hahahahaha tooooo much info hahahahah ;D

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Originally Posted by Saddo

in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...

still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey :-[


there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha

Happy Days ;D

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By the sounds of that you could ended up with more then one ulgy chick ;D

I dont need a lover anymore its all bollocks arguments and rows Ive got my dog I love my dog .Infact I got 4 years for Loving my dog

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Do remember watching a kate bush peformance of 'Babooshka' and getting my first wood

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HAHA... :D





























:-X ;)

I have never shagged a bird/bloke :o.......................strictly women for me! ;D

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Originally Posted by gogs67

I have never shagged a bird/bloke :o.......................strictly women for me! ;D

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You never been Thailand!! :lickish:

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Originally Posted by skel1983

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Originally Posted by gogs67

I have never shagged a bird/bloke :o.......................strictly women for me! ;D

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You never been Thailand!! :lickish:

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sounds like I don't wanna go

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Originally Posted by Saddo

in my hay day i done a right beast in the ladies toilets of Branigans in blackpool...

still gives me shudders thinking about it now as sh was a total hoof monkey :-[


there was a que waiting for the cubicle and i was sooooo pissed i came out and said NEXT hahaha

Happy Days ;D

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BAHAHAHHAHAA
Liking that alot fella
PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Missy :-\

Is she FAT ;D

Nah but she's rank ;D

the problem is guys--u got no standards and will f*** any p**** even if its attached 2 rosie o donell---so if u choose to shag a rosie---dont complain about it--just up the standards a bit ;D