Best ever dream

Right ppl, just woke up and had to share my dream with you, now normally i great dream for me would be keeley hazel and lucy pinder, pole dancing on my pole, but this 1 is diff, fuck knows how i even dreamt it but it was fuckin good

i went into tescos and they were letting everyone have free basket dashs round the store, and every 60seconds ppl would be elliminated, anyways i was fucking off like a shot with my basket!!!! ;D

Got loads of aftershaves and hair gels, even remember getting some nice foundation for the missus! got an easter egg ??? breakfast cereral, pepsi max, more food items, a salmon ??? a nuts magazine, but the pepsi max weighed me down and i got elliminated by a blond with big boobs would im sure flashed me a bit of pink from her short skirt and flirted at the checkout, but then she saw the foundation and thought i was a poof and left, and then i woke up which is good cos cars gotta go in for its MOT in 2 hours!!!

anyone else got weird dreams to share ???

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Right ppl, just woke up and had to share my dream with you, now normally i great dream for me would be keeley hazel and lucy pinder, pole dancing on my pole, but this 1 is diff, F*** knows how i even dreamt it but it was F****** good

i went into tescos and they were letting everyone have free basket dashs round the store, and every 60seconds ppl would be elliminated, anyways i was F****** off like a shot with my basket!!!! ;D

Got loads of aftershaves and hair gels, even remember getting some nice foundation for the missus! got an easter egg ??? breakfast cereral, pepsi max, more food items, a salmon ??? a nuts magazine, but the pepsi max weighed me down and i got elliminated by a blond with big boobs would im sure flashed me a bit of pink from her short skirt and flirted at the checkout, but then she saw the foundation and thought i was a poof and left, and then i woke up which is good cos cars gotta go in for its MOT in 2 hours!!!

anyone else got weird dreams to share ???

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why so short u shot ur load then woke up more like!!!

na didnt shoot my load, saving that for the missus later

My getting stabbed by a hat wearinf vicar was weird (think ive already told that on the board somewhere). Also had a dream i was shot by a bloke with a double barreled shotgun in Asda (the in store cafe') I woke up and thought i was dead.

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My getting stabbed by a hat wearinf vicar was weird (think ive already told that on the board somewhere). Also had a dream i was shot by a bloke with a double barreled shotgun in Asda (the in store cafe') I woke up and thought i was dead.

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Had one like that. Somebody was in my house and i was trying to hide from them by going behind a door. I poked my head around the door to see if anyone was there....all i saw was the barrel of a gun and then bang. I thought i was dead, i had ringing in my ears and i thought i could feel blood running down my head. Woke up and i was fine....and i was sweating quite a bit lol ;D

??? cant remember mine.

I fly sometimes thats fun.
Once I have been strung up and tortured by devils with spears,couldnt breathe ,thought I was dead for sure that time.
I have bazzar dreams where everything has double meanings and everyone knows whats really happening but just goes about their stupid day like the undercurrent tone of life doesnt exist,I quite often see pieces of the next day or future in those and then get de ja vu when it happens for real and feel warped out for a while.

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I have bazzar dreams where everything has double meanings and everyone knows whats really happening but just goes about their stupid day like the undercurrent tone of life doesnt exist,I quite often see pieces of the next day or future in those and then get de ja vu when it happens for real and feel warped out for a while.

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the next time you have a dream like that mate, be sure to see the lottery results of the future and then pm me when you wake up, k...thxs ;D

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I fly sometimes thats fun.
Once I have been strung up and tortured by devils with spears,couldnt breathe ,thought I was dead for sure that time.
I have bazzar dreams where everything has double meanings and everyone knows whats really happening but just goes about their stupid day like the undercurrent tone of life doesnt exist,I quite often see pieces of the next day or future in those and then get de ja vu when it happens for real and feel warped out for a while.

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Hmm i get dreams i can barely remember....then something happens in the real world and its like de ja vu, i get that quite a bit.....not enough for the boxing though ;D

Homosexual hungarian went to bed one night, and dreamed he,d won the football pools.Next morning He woke up and found he had a Czeck up his arse

i sometimes dream in color and sometimes in my dream i realize i'm just dreaming and start thinking 'now what can i do with this dream?' but doesn't last very long cos i usually wake up in a few moments.

I always dreamed of falling into a hole and then a big concrete sewer tunnel falls on top of me, But I wake up before it lands. I had this dream at least twenty times or more. I hope it does not come true. I work for a Builders union here in Hawaii and I'm a sub-contractor for all types of flooring on the side.

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I always dreamed of falling into a hole and then a big concrete sewer tunnel falls on top of me, But I wake up before it lands. I had this dream at least twenty times or more. I hope it does not come true. I work for a Builders union here in Hawaii and I'm a sub-contractor for all types of flooring on the side.

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have you ever felt trapped in your work and wish you could do something else?

i had a dream once where i some how got caught up in a bank robbery cos i was in the same car as the ppl knockin the bank off and for some reason i decided 2 join in and had a shotty inside the bank waving it around, made the getaway and i then hid out behind a building and on stairs for some reason.

ive also had the old fightin dream where no matter how hard ya hit the other guy he doesnt go down, he is bashing u but no matter how much u try an focus on the punches they just wont have the power behind them. veru frustrating stuff.

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I always dreamed of falling into a hole and then a big concrete sewer tunnel falls on top of me, But I wake up before it lands. I had this dream at least twenty times or more. I hope it does not come true. I work for a Builders union here in Hawaii and I'm a sub-contractor for all types of flooring on the side.

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have you ever felt trapped in your work and wish you could do something else?

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LOL...No. But I wish I could punch my boss in the jaw sometimes.

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My getting stabbed by a hat wearinf vicar was weird (think ive already told that on the board somewhere). Also had a dream i was shot by a bloke with a double barreled shotgun in Asda (the in store cafe') I woke up and thought i was dead.

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Had one like that. Somebody was in my house and i was trying to hide from them by going behind a door. I poked my head around the door to see if anyone was there....all i saw was the barrel of a gun and then bang. I thought i was dead, i had ringing in my ears and i thought i could feel blood running down my head. Woke up and i was fine....and i was sweating quite a bit lol ;D

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whoa they say if u die in your dream then u die in real life!!!!!! maybe u are like NEO in the matrix and u came back to save us all?

i often have dreams involving me having sex with other men, does that make me a queer? :-*

yes it does you poof

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i often have dreams involving me having sex with other men, does that make me a queer? :-*

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Are they ugly men?
OR have they got make up and stuff on for you.

Do they care for you is what Im asking :)
How can you handle all the hair?
HAir on women is bad enough !
Are they gay men?

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i often have dreams involving me having sex with other men, does that make me a queer? :-*

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Are they ugly men?
OR have they got make up and stuff on for you.

Do they care for you is what Im asking :)
How can you handle all the hair?
HAir on women is bad enough !
Are they gay men?

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well to answer your question they are mostly the members of the later 90's Boy Bands.

I dont like them either ,yeah fuck em.

i dreamt of me and pamala anderson the other week. :o

Funny this thread is here... I had the most messed up dream 2 nights ago.

I'm at my house, and it's surrounded by a bunch of gangbangers. They start busting through my windows and doors. Then I just start running around the house in a frenzy kicking all of their asses Jackie Chan style. Once I eliminated them, friggin gremlins started to come out of the cupboards, and trying to grab at me. They abducted my girlfriend (she had massive jugs in this dream... like fake, 3 inch gap between her jugs fake) by pulling her in from the cabinets, and through the sink pipes. So I went around my house trying to bust these gremlins necks, but I couldn't, they were too rubbery. Eventually I just kicked the shat out of them all.

Now the ending... I go down the gremlin layer (which is my basement apparently), it's all dark, steamy, red lights, globs of slimy S*** on the walls (looked like a cheap haunted house)... and tied to the bed is my girlfriend (which was kind of hot... it gave me ideas). Anyways the king of the gremlins comes out... and it's none other than PRINCE! What the F*** I know.

Then I woke up because that panzy a** just scares the hell out of me.

I think I win. haha :-\

yea thts fucked up

The last dream I can remember was a nightmare a couple of nights ago where Steven Segal was trying to strangle me :'(