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Fighters from 140-154, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out Analogy
For those of us who grew up on Nintendo, let's just settle this once and for all:
Glass Joe = Zab Judah--A fighter with the weakest chin of the 3 divisions who is basically a stepping stone.
Von Kaiser = Miguel Cotto--Slightly better than the previously mentioned, but still too inexperienced to do any damage.
Piston Honda = Diego Corrales--A fighter who can be dangerous at all times and shouldn't be overlooked when training.
Don Flamenco = Antonio Margarito--A fighter who will occasionally throw 18 punch combos but any fighter with limited defense beats him easily.
King Hippo = Ricky Hatton--A fighter who has a hard time walking away from the refrigerator when not in training, and can show strength, but once you figure out his terribly flawed defense, chalk up another easy W.
Great Tiger = Jose Luis Castillo--Incredibly hard to figure out, only can be beaten by fighters who are incredibly smart.
Bald Bull = Fernando Vargas--Possibly the strongest fighter of all in the 3 divisions, but can be outboxed and worn down.
Soda Popinski = Arturo Gatti--A fighter who can only be shut out and stopped by someone with other-worldly skills.
Mr. Sandman = Shane Mosley--Combination of power and speed makes him dangerous to nearly everyone.
Super Macho Man = De la Hoya--This guy is the real deal and has fought everyone. Is better than all but one fighter:
Mike Tyson = Floyd Mayweather--He'll flat out kick you're @ss!!!!!!!!!!
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This is quite possibly the gayest thread EVER
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Originally Posted by ImRipped
For those of us who grew up on Nintendo, let's just settle this once and for all:
Glass Joe = Zab Judah--A fighter with the weakest chin of the 3 divisions who is basically a stepping stone.
Von Kaiser = Miguel Cotto--Slightly better than the previously mentioned, but still too inexperienced to do any damage.
Piston Honda = Diego Corrales--A fighter who can be dangerous at all times and shouldn't be overlooked when training.
Don Flamenco = Antonio Margarito--A fighter who will occasionally throw 18 punch combos but any fighter with limited defense beats him easily.
King Hippo = Ricky Hatton--A fighter who has a hard time walking away from the refrigerator when not in training, and can show strength, but once you figure out his terribly flawed defense, chalk up another easy W.
Great Tiger = Jose Luis Castillo--Incredibly hard to figure out, only can be beaten by fighters who are incredibly smart.
Bald Bull = Fernando Vargas--Possibly the strongest fighter of all in the 3 divisions, but can be outboxed and worn down.
Soda Popinski = Arturo Gatti--A fighter who can only be shut out and stopped by someone with other-worldly skills.
Mr. Sandman = Shane Mosley--Combination of power and speed makes him dangerous to nearly everyone.
Super Macho Man = De la Hoya--This guy is the real deal and has fought everyone. Is better than all but one fighter:
Mike Tyson = Floyd Mayweather--He'll flat out kick you're @ss!!!!!!!!!!
nice insight...not as gay as the American Idol posts....a little weird but well thought out....
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This is quite possibly the gayest thread EVER
your mother.
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This is quite possibly the gayest thread EVER
No my friend..
this is http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing_fo...c,31514.0.html
;D
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Grasping for material??? Yes!!!! at least he gets a 10 for style and creativity LOL!!!!
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how the hell is oscar better than all the other fighters when he lost to shane mosely twice?
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I would assume for the same reason Hopkins would rate higher than Jones right now, even though Roy beat him.
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how the hell is oscar better than all the other fighters when he lost to shane mosely twice?
Styles? fights? make?
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For those of us who grew up on Nintendo, let's just settle this once and for all:
After reading that bullshat...it sure as fwock aint settled once & for all!
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Glass Joe = Zab Judah--A fighter with the weakest chin of the 3 divisions who is basically a stepping stone.
Agreed.
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Von Kaiser = Miguel Cotto--Slightly better than the previously mentioned, but still too inexperienced to do any damage.
Stupid! Cotto is leaps & bounds better than Judah. He's been experienced enough to fight some of the game's better workers out there & he's either outworked them or simply KO'd them.
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Piston Honda = Diego Corrales--A fighter who can be dangerous at all times and shouldn't be overlooked when training.
Please. Corrales is an open book. Just look at the losses & how they came about & also...watch him fight period. Wide open defense.
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Don Flamenco = Antonio Margarito--A fighter who will occasionally throw 18 punch combos but any fighter with limited defense beats him easily.
I kinda half ass agree with you on Margarito...but only half ass.
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King Hippo = Ricky Hatton--A fighter who has a hard time walking away from the refrigerator when not in training, and can show strength, but once you figure out his terribly flawed defense, chalk up another easy W.
Stupid. Again. Very stupid. No ones worked out an easy win yet.
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Great Tiger = Jose Luis Castillo--Incredibly hard to figure out, only can be beaten by fighters who are incredibly smart.
Not that hard to figure out either.
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Bald Bull = Fernando Vargas--Possibly the strongest fighter of all in the 3 divisions, but can be outboxed and worn down.
WTFE! He's not the strongest fighter by large. Oscar showed that.
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Soda Popinski = Arturo Gatti--A fighter who can only be shut out and stopped by someone with other-worldly skills.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha! Christ almighty!!! You do smoke the crack.
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Mr. Sandman = Shane Mosley--Combination of power and speed makes him dangerous to nearly everyone.
Maybe 2 years ago.
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Super Macho Man = De la Hoya--This guy is the real deal and has fought everyone. Is better than all but one fighter:
Agreed...he's tip top...
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Mike Tyson = Floyd Mayweather--He'll flat out kick you're @ss!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed...but Floyd like many of the above names remains unproven as your weak ass attempt to either humor yourself or p!ss your fellow members off. Good job.
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I would assume for the same reason Hopkins would rate higher than Jones right now, even though Roy beat him.
hopkins would still lose to roy jones right now...and didn't hopkins lose his last two fights? soon to be third against tarver....
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I would assume for the same reason Hopkins would rate higher than Jones right now, even though Roy beat him.
hopkins would still lose to roy jones right now...and didn't hopkins lose his last two fights? soon to be third against tarver....
No offense but I don't even think Roy could beat Bernard Shaw right now. And didn't Roy lose his last three fights? I almost can't even remember the last time he won a round.
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I would assume for the same reason Hopkins would rate higher than Jones right now, even though Roy beat him.
hopkins would still lose to roy jones right now...and didn't hopkins lose his last two fights? soon to be third against tarver....
No offense but I don't even think Roy could beat Bernard Shaw right now. And didn't Roy lose his last three fights? I almost can't even remember the last time he won a round.
What the hell are you talking about roy jones lost to tarver twice and johnson...that equals three losses....
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I would assume for the same reason Hopkins would rate higher than Jones right now, even though Roy beat him.
hopkins would still lose to roy jones right now...and didn't hopkins lose his last two fights? soon to be third against tarver....
No offense but I don't even think Roy could beat Bernard Shaw right now. And didn't Roy lose his last three fights? I almost can't even remember the last time he won a round.
What the hell are you talking about roy jones lost to tarver twice and johnson...that equals three losses....
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I would assume for the same reason Hopkins would rate higher than Jones right now, even though Roy beat him.
hopkins would still lose to roy jones right now...and didn't hopkins lose his last two fights? soon to be third against tarver....
No offense but I don't even think Roy could beat Bernard Shaw right now. And didn't Roy lose his last three fights? I almost can't even remember the last time he won a round.
What the hell are you talking about roy jones lost to tarver twice and johnson...that equals three losses....
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Sorry man i read too fast :hypnotized:....okay i see now..didn't bernard lose his last two fights? Roy would still beat him now because bernards style hasn't changed that much from when they fought the first time...
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I would assume for the same reason Hopkins would rate higher than Jones right now, even though Roy beat him.
hopkins would still lose to roy jones right now...and didn't hopkins lose his last two fights? soon to be third against tarver....
No offense but I don't even think Roy could beat Bernard Shaw right now. And didn't Roy lose his last three fights? I almost can't even remember the last time he won a round.
What the hell are you talking about roy jones lost to tarver twice and johnson...that equals three losses....
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Sorry man i read too fast :hypnotized:....okay i see now..didn't bernard lose his last two fights? Roy would still beat him now because bernards style hasn't changed that much from when they fought the first time...
Not arguing about the styles, but stylistically speaking, Roy should have beaten Glen Johnson. He simply doesn't have it any more.
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For those of us who grew up on Nintendo, let's just settle this once and for all:
Glass Joe = Zab Judah--A fighter with the weakest chin of the 3 divisions who is basically a stepping stone.
NEGETIVE >:mad
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Who gives a Flying Fuk about this thread???Gee and how about the Mario Brothers and Zelda while were at it :beat:
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would oscar even be on the list had he not beaten mayorga? it seems as if his name was put on there to fill the list...
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everyone knows JAMES TONEY = king hippo anyway ::**
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everyone knows JAMES TONEY = king hippo anyway ::**
yep..punch him in the mouth to beat him...
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:coolclick:
I thought the tread was great. My only beef is King Hippo is Ricky Hatton. King Hippo was always so easy to beat.
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King Hippo = Ricky Hatton--A fighter who has a hard time walking away from the refrigerator when not in training, and can show strength, but once you figure out his terribly flawed defense, chalk up another easy W.
If this were in the street and i were a lesser man, I would rip you apart.
Chris Eubank thought this after a fan spat on his face on his way to the ring.
