3rd in a month has hit on me ???
Is it because im tall dark and handsome?
A dj prehaps (and they know i gat soul O0)
Never used to happen till i changed Jobs.
Answers on a postcard :-\
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3rd in a month has hit on me ???
Is it because im tall dark and handsome?
A dj prehaps (and they know i gat soul O0)
Never used to happen till i changed Jobs.
Answers on a postcard :-\
you sure they are women?
Yeah you tit ;)
Do you work in the Kenyan Embassy in London per chance?Quote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
No
Maybe they know about the size of the F8cker ;)
Gota stop wearing these lycra fandango trousers ;D
well I hear once you go black you never go back
I dated a black girl once, she was a lot of fun to be with and she loved to smoke the mexican cigar you know what I am saying to you
That your dick smells of tobacco and is brown for some odd reason ;) ;D
that is the last time I give you advice on black women
how dare you sir!!!
by the way
who are you?
Chinese women are best. Their fannies go sideways ya know.
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Originally Posted by Smashup
isnt it obvious?? black women love a good looking dark haired hunk ;D i should know :) ;)
lol. Smash you gonna sit back and take that? :punchangry:
Id happily meet him on the 'Cobbles' ;)
Only if I knew what he just said....
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Originally Posted by emma
FLIRT :lickish:
And they've got rice all round their jack & danny aswell ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Munky
whats on the cobbles mean!
Meet me at the York Hall in East London and I'll show you ;D
I'll be there soon so just let us know ok ;)
If I wasn't broke and from America I'd happily oblige
hope you're not wanting to get physical though, I know kung fu
:discomonkey:
actually i meant amir khan not u :P ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
ewww who would think amir khan is good looking
I was joking about smashup, but you know amir khan smells bad....middleastern folk aren't known for hygene!
Smashup mate.
just because you walk into someone and they look at you doesnt mean they want you!
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Originally Posted by Sheps
These 3 did ;D
Were they fit black or tribal 'bone thru nose' black?
One was rather 'Pungent' to say the least but the other two were fit as f*ck.
MAYBE IM SUPERFLY OR SOMETING
Is she a chinese girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh !!Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights
Raleights, I can't help but pull you up on that one, my good man:
1. I believe that you are one of our US cousins?
2. Amir Khan is from Bolton in England
3. Even if he was not, Pakistan is not in the Middle East
4. Do you know which countries are in the Middle East?
5. Exactly how many 'middleastern folk' have you really met
6. What percentage of them were unhygienic?
Reading some of your other posts, you don't come across as a complete idiot, so maybe you are just seeking a reaction. The problem is that (again, reading other threads) there are many bigoted Brits here who think that Americans are uneducated, thick, racist, violent, arrogant, gum-chewing, redneck yeehaws.
I, of course do not think this as I am a damn good bloke, but you're not really doing much to correct those other fools?
He seems to fit the bill of a kunt to me
Maybe someone ordered him over the weekend ;D
Was said jokingly of course, as if I know what percentage of middleasterns are hygenic ;D. I'm not one to really care if what I'm joking about is gonna piss people off, if it does I assume they just have a stick up their ass. No holds barred - what makes Dave Chapelle's comedy so great
Forum bully! ;D
Go pick on someone who doesn't know kung fu, like Munky
and quiet you Joe Calzaghe wannabe 8)
Why are we all writing in colours?
:appl: made me laugh thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Munky
what job you do now Smash ?
once dated a black woman myself for about an hour. Top shag..... ^-^
Telecoms/It supervisory role for JP Morgan Chase..
Soooo many pubs in the city and friday is beer day ;D
Going v well cheers matey.
You better now Mark?
PS
I won't date any as im sorted with my girl but it baffles me ???
When i was dj'ing loads in predominantley black areas in London i never got approached once.
Must be the Blue stratos or the High Karate cologne that i sometimes use. ;D
Ah the old favourite Hi Karate ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
Also liked 'Hall Mark', 'Jovan Musk', 'Yardley Gold' and 'Tabac' ;)
Nice oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
not bad mate cheers - only went back to work last week after 8 off. Work is shit - bring on retirement
Remember buying my older brother a Hai Karate box set for xmas about 20 years ago - got it in the local Spar for 1.99 ;)
Good to hear your on the mend mate ;)
Mandate anyone ;D
;D Jazz or Kouros ??Quote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
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hahaha
used to always get the mini 5 pack with those two and the "Polo" one and two others ;D
used to last about 3 shaves each and i did'nt even shave then ::**
More of a bumfluff scrape with me older bros yellow and white bic death blade ;D
Hahahaha - CC - The memoriesQuote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
I can feel the old luminous odd socks and the Raleigh Burner coming out ;D