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Talkin to a mate who works in schools and he was saying they've got a brother and sister in one of the glasgow schools called Armani and Versace McClatchie! :o ;DFucks sake ,what kind of names are that to give your kids?Another school he was at has 3 Pocahontasis registered this year!
Jeez,the only funny ones i had at school was a guy called Les Bain and a girl called Tanya Hyde!
HahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by gogs67
Was a girl at my school called "Cybil Guff"
Great name 8)
:lol:Must be my immaturity but i laughed out loud at that! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
We had a Mark Bentman at our school. St peters school (5 miles away ish) had a John Cuntley on their books.
We used to stand next to her and hold our breathe for ages and then really loudly expell the air and sing 'Cybil, Cybil, Cybil Guf'Quote:
Originally Posted by gogs67
Ah the good ole days ;)
Lol @ John Cuntley ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Munky
We had a Dave Kitkat in work once ;D
Phil Mcrack is another cracker 8)
Slightly off subject and Ive said this before, but the florist up the road is Don Gay, couldnt be anything else could he?
There's a gay guy i know with a dog grooming shop called 'Doggy Style'! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
I know what Missy's kids names will be:
Lenin, Joseph(Stalin), Karl, Marx, and Leon whom she will later murder with a pick axe in Mexico and erase from every family picture
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Originally Posted by Lyle
So you are saying fat causes Alzheimer's? So Kate Moss is in the clear then
No I'm saying most americans are greedy lard arses and you're a bit of a scratching yourself.
When was the last time you came over for a visit Missy?
And of course if that study is on average then of course we consume more fat we only have 290 million whereas China has well over a billion people so on AVERAGE yeah America consumes a lot.
why do no parents call their sons Barry any more ??
Barry Manilow is the greatest name ever btw
heard some stunners recently, two kids called levi and denim, pixie & trixie
This is when I'm supposed to make fun of your teeth but I won't cause unfortunately your right :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
Rico Swuarey
Clifford strutter
Julio Jaun equardo lopez ;D
Oh and Dave Sh*tbocks
mine are lovely. At least we have teeth and not those lumps of bleached bone superglued in our mouths like most celebs....except jodie marsh and she wants hitting with a bat.Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights
So how long have you enjoyed dentures Missy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
I must say, I do enjoy my pretty white teeth and smooth even tan, chizzled six pack abs and a huge implanted penis. America has been good to me :)
::** you're as fake as that hat you're wearing skijump.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
can't we all stop bickering and have some sex
Lyle, I think he's talking to you ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by raleights
:lickish: are u single? :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by raleights
So is there exactly the same fat in all countries. ::**Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Hey I love my country but you gotta face the facts...aside me and Brad Pitt they're all abunch of ugly fat fucks
Hey speak for yourself bro!Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights
Missy, did you get your heart broke by a dashing young American?
I'm thinking Billy Ray Cyrus' European tour
there's this one kid at my college called Harrys Beaver......cracks me up everytime he's called on the register. haha ;D