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I've never wanted to kick a baby in the face till now
THAT scared you? I mean it's disturbing but damn dude....JAWS now there was something to be scared of! Sure I've been to the beach several times since then but I always feel like I have cheated death.
The worst is when your swimming and for no reason you suddenly think of the theme song...oh that is one ominous tune, and the feeling is just horiffic
Oh I do it all the time....much more pleasurable than one would thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by raleights
Yeah JAWS scarred me for life, i saw it when i was 5 or something and damn man i aint going anywhere near a beach. Fuck that shit, i dont want none of that 26ft great white shark ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Haha, I thought I typed something out. I guess not. Yeah that scared the shit out of me. I was 6 years old when I first saw it and it was from the movie Pet Semetary. It gave me SO many nightmares its not even funny. Between Zelda and the Krypt Keeper my childhood was fucked up from movies hahaha Both of them gave me nightmares constantly. Now I found a video and thought I would share. Jaws I didn't see til I was older, and it wasn't scary. But I don't know how to swim so I don't go in water anyways.
Hahahahaha sorry bout that mate. Coulda sworn I gave an explanation ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Snakey
The baby looks like a pimp ;D NEVER GET OUT OF BED AGAIN!!!
Have you seen the original Japanese version of 'The Ring' - now that is a seriously disturbing film (not the remake, which was nowhere near as good)?
the stastics of shark attacks on humans over the last 100 years are extremely low... under 30... the fatalitys are even lower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
You're more likely to be killed by a 'tame' dog...
Depends where mate! Come to australia and your chances rise...got to south africa and they rise. We had like 4 shark attacks this summer so yeah that speaks for itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
in shark infested water you had 4 shark attacks... that pales in comparison compared too the amount of serious and fat dog attacks in urbanised areas...
Tell me mate, would you go for a swim at a beach where there was recently a shark attack? 4 attacks for one summer is quite alot....you probably shouldnt even get that a year! Your also more likely to survive a dog attack then a shark attack, at least you can actually beat a dog...you cant beat a shark and thats where the fear comes in. You got these things that can get up to 26 ft...your limited in the water and these things have big fucking mouths and big fucking teeth...opposed to a dog where they have small mouth...with reasonable size teeth, but you arent limited on land and can still punch, kick and do whatever. You can kill a dog much easier then a shark if one attacked you....you could even out run a dog...cant out swim a shark. Sharks have you beat at everything in the water so that idea is something that will scare you especially if you live where theyre are infested waters ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
If the first bite from a shark doesn't kill you... you have a chance to survive... the generally only bite humans as a 'test bite' or because they think you're a seal etc... when they see surfers they don't know what the fuck is going on ;) if they just bit you're leg and figured out you where a human and not a thread they're unlikely to come back for seconds... ;)
that just stamps the point... you could beat the fuck out of a dog 99% of the time but you can't do fuck all to a shark and there are 100s of dog attacks, serious injurys and deaths a year...
Yeah i know that bullshit mate....but if that shark dont let go your fucking dead. And if the damage is too much then you probably die too. Just keep in mind mate that you are on land more then you are in the water and its more common to have dogs in your neighbourhood then a shark ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Lyle in swimming trunks is not rare though... even if he's not swimming :P
The Omen and The Excorcist scared me when i was a kid
Yeah I wear speedos when I run out of clean underwear jk, hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
People always say "Well sharks are just curious, they don't MEAN to bite humans, they just don't know what they are"....YEAH RIGHT, sharks have been around for a few million years and they still don't know what we are....I know they are out in California saying "I'm gonna make this surfer shit himself!"..."Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were human, I'll just put your leg back on"
Ju-on? Yea I loved that movie :) I always thought The Grudge was the sequel though ???Quote:
Originally Posted by X
The biggest great white ever caught was in the mediteranian, and 13 swimmers go missing every year. not a lot know that and the tourist board dont advertise it.I wonder why
Speilberg is giving them back handers... he's sick of people making fun of his rubber shark in Jaws so he's starving sharks and them letting them loose in public waters and secretly filming it instead of using real special effects.
Gonna be the cheapes most realistic looking shark movie ever... so what if a few towel snatching tourists have to do for me to enjoy my popcorn? :P
Ever watch Anatomy of a Shark Bite? When that girl swimming off the coast of Africa(I guess South Africa specifically) and she's attacked by a Great White and it took he leg off from the hip down, afterwards she said "Oh there was no pain, just pressure"....I ain't buying that sweetheart, looked like it hurt to me...I mean paper cuts hurt imagine a paper cut that took off your whole leg!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
Thats different... paper cuts damage the top of nerve endings... shark cuts sever the whole entire thing... she probably went numb from the adrenalin and nature of the bite.
Probably but there is at some point a time after the bite occured where she felt pain....maybe in the hospital while recovering or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Damn that had to be a helpless feeling, swimming and just having a shark glide in reasonably slow and get you just before you get out of the water
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Originally Posted by The_One77
My cousin had an excorcism, but he couldn't afford to pay the fee.
So they had him repossessed.
Will you stop digging old threads please!
No ;D. I have been super bored today, so have been trawling interesting old threads.
I tried to find my first ever post, but I don't think all the really old stuff is on here anymore.
Yes, something to do with servers changed.Quote:
Originally Posted by X
I bet it was a sick post anyway.
Fucking hell I swear to god I was doing the exact same thing this morning in a fit of boredom, the oldest post of mine I managed to find was some online personality test that Beanz posted, I was basically a massive loner back then, if anything I'm even worse now.Quote:
Originally Posted by X
First IT film was scary so was Michael Jacksons Thriller..and nightmare on elm street 1...and don't forget that bloody programme called V..lizards or something underneath the skin!
I thought "Bob's Home Repairs" series was frightening for the lawnmower/barbecue maintenance demonstrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by imp