stand up and fight mike tyson in a street fight,
e.g lol car crash ug et out start shouting shit at the other driver and then its tyson who comes out
who would actuli continue the abuse lol?
and if its a no wot wud u do at that point?
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stand up and fight mike tyson in a street fight,
e.g lol car crash ug et out start shouting shit at the other driver and then its tyson who comes out
who would actuli continue the abuse lol?
and if its a no wot wud u do at that point?
I would just use my jab........................................ with my trusty bear spray.
I WOULD FALL DOWN... CLAIM I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND WEEP LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL.(MAYBE WET MYSELF FOR GOOD MEASURE)
Shit no. I remember what he did to (cant remember his name) the other boxer who started shit with Mike. Hit him once.
What would I do at that point. I'd bow up point my finger, look him right in the eye, and say "I'm a big fan of yours, and if you hit me, you'll have to keepfighting to pay me. And if you do hit me, just not the face." :beatup2:
That guy's last name was greene and he was a great fighter but Mike wooped him and broke his hand against a wall or greenes head doing it.
Tyson got in another fight in a Cuba hotel and the guy ran so Mike chased the guy while throwing some sort of decorative glass balls at him which some went through the walls. The guy guy sued Mike for big bucks so I gues it was worth it.
Hmmm. solid glass balls Vs. bear spray?
ummm...no..no..and Hell NO!!!....in the ring would be one thing....outside?.....HELL NO!!! that is a beating I don't think my spine could handle....curse you for demanding honesty!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by oakleyno1
Haha, anyone who says they would is just off their nut or lying. Most likely the latter.
I'll go up to him and extend my hand for a hand shake. I'll than quickly pull it up to my chin. I'll than fall to the floor, holding my jaw. For added drama effect, I'll do like De La Hoya did and pound my fist on the floor. Saying "I can't believe you hit me. I use to defend you to people." That should be worth a couple of thousands.
Why would anyone want to fight against Mike? Most of the time Mike's provoked aint he?
Provoked? A while back Mike was involoved in a car pile up n e got out and assaulted some old guy for bumping the back of his car. Hardly justifiable! lol.Quote:
Why would anyone want to fight against Mike? Most of the time Mike's provoked aint he?
Anyway if i was faced by Mike in a street fight, well id whip ma mobile out, pretend my wife had called me whilst in labour with the birth of my first child, and er...RUN! (to the hospital of course. lol)
I would, because i'm hardcore...
Just ask my sister ::**
What's your point? She'll say the same about me.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
Whahaha thats a good question
like i always do in situations like that
keep breathing chin up high
and run like hell
I don't talk shit and I don't start fights, and I would not want to start a fight with Mike Tyson, but if Mike came at me like he was going to throw bombs, I would fight him like I would against anybody else.
Just because you might loose a fight does'nt necesarily mean you should'nt do anything. Imagine a guy coming up to a girl wanting to fight, I know a lot
of girls even though they would loose bad, would still at least try. It's in animals nature, fight or flight. If you don't have anywhere to go you could
be surprised at yourself of the outcome of your true nature.
If I had to fight Mike Tyson in a street fight, I would wrestle and grapple, anything to get him on the ground, even though you might loose only a wimp will lay down and die.
"Should we lay down and die bob!"
"Say it, say I'm going to kill the bear!"
Anthony Hopkins the edge. perfect example.
Yea Mike will show even more disrespect to those who just prostrate themselves to him but then i would forever be looking over my shoulder if I ever bear sprayed him.
i would jump back in the car and run him over.
That's a very good point, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent Demise
lmao i think thats possibly best chance of survival cc mateQuote:
Originally Posted by barbaro
I would say "I'm a big fan of yours" to calm him down and then I would kick him right on the nuts when he dont even expect it and then I would run al the way home and hide for a couple of months ;D
That sounds about right. ;D I dunno what I'd do. But trying to fight the crazy bastard would probably not be my first choice. Or my second for that matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeTysonKnockOut
Id like to say i throw my right cross at his chin if he came at me but lets be honest id probably curl up in a ball and suck my thumb
I'd beg 'please spare me"
I'd sprint to the nearest police station or gun shop, and threaten him with a gun. O0
BULLSHIT LOL! id run run and run again.Quote:
Originally Posted by ringside
I'd only have to hit him once...........
With my Volvo ;D
haha, i think even with a basball bat i wud prob run away
kick him in da balls, although they might be a little high already ;D
No you won't. Ah damn, you got no sc clicks. Let me take care of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by ringside
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Originally Posted by ringside
LOL Tyson is bulletproof he would eat you alive ;D
years ago a drver was hit, he got out his car and started shouting abuse at the one he just got hit with, then the car door opened and out step FRANK BRUNO the man just said " hello frank ". while waiting for the ploice to clear the cars big frank went and sat at one of the houses, the owners said he was very polite, joke the intire time and they make him some tea, they said if they didn't know him they'd never have guessed he was a pro fighter because he was so down to earth and nice
would i take tyson or bruno on in a street fight---------not if theres another option