The Island's a Fuckin Spaceship!!!! :o :o :o :o :o
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The Island's a Fuckin Spaceship!!!! :o :o :o :o :o
could that show be any stupider.
How did they get there?
hang on that sounds stupid ;D
I have never seen an episode of the show but thanks for the info.
(plane crash Missy, they got there via plane crash)
That show reminds me of another show.....Giligan's Island anyone?
Haha, I hear they are just milking the show now... dragging it on and on and not answering any of the questions. I've never seen an episode either, but my friend watches it religiously so now I will have to tell him what happens to ruin it for him. ;D (It will be revenge for the time he purposely ruined the Morales vs. Pacquiao result for me, hehe.)
Anyone mind posting what else happened? ;)
You've not seen it? sounds like it you faig.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
There are 3 lots of people on the 'island' that sure is unlucky.
Lost is shit and i hate it!
Thank you 8)
"the others" are human infested lifeforms and the majority of the survivors die.The button brought down their plane. ;)
Is this for real mate?? whats the button?? remind me please.Quote:
Originally Posted by gogs67
This is what really happens in the final 2 parter episode!
Part 1
Survivors think they are being rescued when they see the boat.
Jack swims out to the boat. Desmond is inside the bunker.
They bring him ashore.
Desmond has tons of booze with him. And a dark secret.
Jack asks him where he was, what he did....
During the 23 days he was gone, Desmond managed to fix his sailboat and sail off the island. Jack asks him what he isn't telling them.
We get FLASHBACKS of Desmond's life before the island, and when he first crashed there. Notable points here would be that Desmond was married to a girl named Penny, Libby was married to Charles Widmore, and Desmond borrowed Libby's boat for 200 grand for his race around the world.
Desmond also made the glow-in-the-dark map in the hatch. And Kelvin is, or was, the twin of a certain Joe Inamn, CIA man from Sayid's flashbacks. We see Kelvin drag Desmond to the hatch, type in the button, show Desmond the film, and Desmond begins pushing the button as well.
Present day,
At night Jack and Sayid come up with a plan involving Desmond's boat.
Desmond disappears off into the jungle, heading for the hatch.
The next day, Jack and gang load up to go.
The 5 survivors depart. Charlie tells Hurley good luck.
Michael leads them off.
In the hatch,
Eko continues to push the button.
Locke enters and they talk.
Locke laughs that he still pushes the button.
Eko says he is a man of faith.
Jack Kate Michael Sawyer and Hurley make their way though the jungle.
They begin to pass though what Hurley says is the Dark Territory.
There are MANY fallen trees around them.
They camp for the night. Michael talks about how these people have harmed the survivors, particularly the 5 of them. Killed Shannon Libby, etc. etc.
Locke and Eko are having their discussion in the hatch. Locke argues with Eko on how he thought this place was destinty, that the island built him up just to knock him down, it is all an experiment.
Locke tells him he plans to see what happens when the button reaches zero once and for all. He wants to make sure he is right. Eko doesn't agree with this.
Desmond reaches the hatch and talks with Locke and Eko inside. He seems pissed.
Asks Locke if he continued to push the button. Locke says yes.
Desmond doesn't believe that Locke pushed it.
Atop one of the hills, Jack and gang find a big pile of tubes from the Pearl hatch.
Michael tells them they aren't far now and gotta keep going.
He leads them to the the spot where Zeke and The Others captured him.
THE WHISPERING RETURNS.
They begin to hear whispering.
LOTS of it this time.
Jack yells out that it's a trap when he spots one of them in the trees.
They all open fire on, it would seem they are surrounded.
Part 2
There is another lockdown inside the hatch. We don't know why, but could this be some sort of final test?
Locke is trapped inside the Geodome with Desmond. Eko is locked out.
Eko yells at Locke that he can't let the timer reach zero, but Locke has other ideas.
The timer is at 107 minutes.
Bernard talks with Claire and the baby, inquiring on what the vaccine is for. Claire explains to him, they bond.
Sayid talks with Jin and Sun. He formulates a plan with Jin. Sun translates for him. Jin understands.
Eko seeks Charlie's help on the situation in the hatch.
He rushes to the beach and tells him they need to go gather the dynamite Charlie knows where it is.
In the Hatch, Desmond and Locke argue about the button. Locke tells Desmond the button is not real, that it was all an experiment of the Goddamn Dharma Initiative. Desmond screams at him "Don't tell me it isn't real!"
Desmond tells Locke that he sailed away from the island.
He was going to get them all rescued.
But that when he reached land, he discovered
THERE WAS NO HUMANITY left.
Desmond says that the entire world was not there. There was absolutely nothing. He believes that the button is to blame, calling back to what the original Dharma film said. Locke is shaken by this, but thinks Desmond is crazy.
The timer is at 43 minutes by now.
Eko and Charlie gather dynamite from the stash and run to the hatch. Eko plans to blow the blast door. Charlie thinks he's off his rocker.
Eko believes Desmond that the timer DOES do something when it reaches zero.
Meanwhile
Jack and gang are all been captured by The Others.
They are being led back to the village.
Jin and Sayid have taken Desmond's boat and followed Rousseau's map along the shoreline to where Sayid believes could be the location of The Others. They spot the giant rock with the hole in it.
Sayid sneaks up along the rocks with his gun, Jin trails him.
To make it short, they interrupt the party and attack The Others.
A fight ensues.
Sawyer fights Zeke, and rips his fake beard off. Gives a funny quip here.
SAYID IS SHOT, straight in the chest and falls back into the water.
As chaos ensues in the camp, Michael sneaks up to the door in the cliff. There's a Dharma symbol resembling just a door. One of the guards guarding is shot. Michael enters in and closes it behind him.
Inside this room is the BIG reveal.
Back at the hatch,
The timer is at 23 minutes.
Eko and Charlie enter in with the dynamite. Set it.
Locke and Desmond argue inside as the timer reaches 15 minutes, 8 minutes, 4 minutes. The beeping starts up real loud.
Eko blows the blast doors; Charlie is knocked against the cement wall unconscious.
Eko runs in to push the button before the time runs out.
Locke has knocked Desmond out unconscious with Eko's Jesus stick.
Locke and Eko come to fists.
Locke beats Eko to the ground. He takes the stick and SMASHES THE COMPUTER.
It's busted. So now there's no stopping the timer.
At the Others camp, Jack Kate Sawyer and Hurley seem to have overpowered The Others.
Inside The Door.
Michael finds Walt in here, but is confronted by the FAKE HENRY GALE.
Fenry tells Michael everything about what he is seeing right now, I won't tell you this as I don't want to spoil this surprise at least. But it involvers 3 other people, the plane crash, Hanso, and a key. There's a SINGLE monitoring TV inside this room as well. It's a monitor for Station 3. Fenry tells Michael that he needs leave the island now if he wants to escape with Walt. The boat is ready for him in a back exit.
The Timer at the hatch reaches ZERO.
Something DOES happen.
What is it?? You'll see.
And so does Michael and Walt as they escape the island with the boat, leaving everyone else behind.
If you are to believe Desmond, they will find nothing else left.
They have meant to have signed up for 5 series so fuck knows what's gonna come out of the next one? ??? ;D
The whole thing sounds fukking ludicrous
If you can name one show on Brit or American tv that isn't ludicrous I'll have Smashup give you a suck job Mr. Munky
can't say it'll be free, but a 22 dollar suck job is a good deal
Byker Grove
The Ultimate Fighter/The contender ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by raleights
Whens the suck going down smash???Quote:
Originally Posted by Munky
Ultimate Fighter isn't bad, still a bit slow for my liking...whoever created The Contender needs to die a horrifying death that lasts about 45 minutes. I really hate that prick
NO SUCK JOB FOR YOU
and Smashup was looking forward to it :(
Its OK Missy is my sockwhore ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by raleights
it's not like theres a time limit, you could still come up with a good show and have smash doing the deed
is there even a plot in Lost? ???
only watched half an hour of the first episode, realised it was shit and never watched it after that ;D
ive got a tv show- the price is right now that was good and bullseye. ;D so whens smash coming round :-X
K I give you that, price is right rocks... but just incase your hopes are up emma...
Smashup has to service Munky, not you ;D
been watching it from the first episode of the 2nd series and hooked just can any of you tell me what the fuck the numbers are all bout and who are the ppl who go round kidnapping ppl like they did to walt
not fair >:madQuote:
Originally Posted by raleights
#1: The show doesn't suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
#2: Smash has probably never even seen it.
#3: Don't knock it till youv'e seen it.
It's one of the best shows on T.V. & there aint shat going on about a fwockin space ship.
http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing_fo...c,28814.0.html
This coming from a guy who acts like he's a girl...strange things happen on that Island...but not that strange. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by emma
I knew there was something masculin about emma....
im NOT a guy.why do people keep saying that >:madQuote:
Originally Posted by wacko3205
I've been convinced otherwise...Quote:
Originally Posted by emma
so think what you like.Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights
I think your balls are bigger than mine.....
probly true but that proves nuthin becus i would guess it wouldnt be all tht hard ;D
Thats something, someone who looks like this!
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3866/image0027wy.jpg
Is in no position to say :)
hmm well ive heard my LITTLE finger is bigger then ur knob :PQuote:
Originally Posted by raleights
hey now I was kidding about you emma :(
not hitman though, he really is in no position to saything, look at the photo! ;D
i know i was kidding aswell. ;D you know i love ya really :-*Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights