****Greatest Postfight Quotes Ever****

;D Pazienza Vs. Rosenblat

"When the legs go like spagetti... I'm all over um like the sauce"

Pazienza on mistakenly hitting the ref when he waived the fight off

"I have 4 capacinos before i came out... I wanted to knock everyone out!!! ;D

Oh... i forgot... and everything Larry Merchant says!!!

"I hit him right on the chin...........look at his eyes........that was a good stoppage"

Kostya Tszyu, watching the replay of his KO of Zab Judah

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"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!" (Mike Tyson)

Anything Mike Tyson says.

Roberto Duran, on being told his opponent (Ray Lampkin) was going to hospital;

"If I had been in shape, they would be taking him to the morgue!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh forgot that one :coolclick:

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Roberto Duran, on being told his opponent (Ray Lampkin) was going to hospital;

"If I had been in shape, they would be taking him to the morgue!"

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which is true!

Somebody correct me if I am wrong but I believe the Name is Marvin Starlin. After getting knocked out Quote " What do you mean I got knocked out I didn't get knocked down". Nothing can top that.

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you obviously want Sal to castrate you

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me too

What? I admire his 2 step. And I've never seen someone breakdance so well on there face :o ;D

"I just turned 22 years old ..I MUST BE THE GREATEST"

Mr Ali O0

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"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!" (Mike Tyson)

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"He..ah..He hits like a f*ckin mule kick!" (Tyson after the Bruno fight...)

'Did he hit hard Joe?']

'Well he knocked me down, I guess thats hard enough....'.

Joe Louis after beating Two Ton Galento despite being put down.


And my all time fave,

'What does this victory mean to you Chris?'

'I need to go to a hospital'!

Chris Eubank after beating Nigel Benn

I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's shit! Fuck em!"

poor Lacy

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"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!" (Mike Tyson)

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HAHAHAHA yea :coolclick:

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's shit! Fuck em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch shit!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's shit" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's shit! Fuck em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch shit!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's shit" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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Imagine how discouraged lacy would of been if he heard that. Here comes a guy with supposed ko power in both hands and then he heres his opponent say "He cant punch for shit", there goes your confidence.

Jody Lane (me) after getting TKO'd in my 3rd amateur fight without throwing a single punch:

"Well I guess I fucked that up, didn't I coach?"

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's shit! Fuck em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch shit!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's shit" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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Imagine how discouraged lacy would of been if he heard that. Here comes a guy with supposed ko power in both hands and then he heres his opponent say "He cant punch for shit", there goes your confidence.

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Thats what Ricky said to his trainer after the 5th round of the Tszyu fight ;D


What Calzaghe said was "He can't punch shit." he meant he can't hit me.

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'Did he hit hard Joe?']



And my all time fave,

'What does this victory mean to you Chris?'

'I need to go to a hospital'!

Chris Eubank after beating Nigel Benn

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Haaaaaahahaha you just kill me right there haaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's shit! Fuck em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch shit!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's shit" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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Imagine how discouraged lacy would of been if he heard that. Here comes a guy with supposed ko power in both hands and then he heres his opponent say "He cant punch for shit", there goes your confidence.

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Thats what Ricky said to his trainer after the 5th round of the Tszyu fight ;D


What Calzaghe said was "He can't punch shit." he meant he can't hit me.

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Very cheeky starr and im pretty sure thats not what he thought the day after ;D I thought he said he couldnt punch for shit, must of heard wrong ;)

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's S***! F*** em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch S***!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's S***" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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Imagine how discouraged lacy would of been if he heard that. Here comes a guy with supposed ko power in both hands and then he heres his opponent say "He cant punch for S***", there goes your confidence.

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Thats what Ricky said to his trainer after the 5th round of the Tszyu fight ;D


What Calzaghe said was "He can't punch S***." he meant he can't hit me.

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At one point he said he can't punch for shit...

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's S***! F*** em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch S***!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's S***" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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Imagine how discouraged lacy would of been if he heard that. Here comes a guy with supposed ko power in both hands and then he heres his opponent say "He cant punch for S***", there goes your confidence.

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Thats what Ricky said to his trainer after the 5th round of the Tszyu fight ;D


What Calzaghe said was "He can't punch S***." he meant he can't hit me.

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Very cheeky starr and im pretty sure thats not what he thought the day after ;D I thought he said he couldnt punch for S***, must of heard wrong ;)

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You beat me to it CC

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's shit! Fuck em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch shit!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's shit" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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Imagine how discouraged lacy would of been if he heard that. Here comes a guy with supposed ko power in both hands and then he heres his opponent say "He cant punch for shit", there goes your confidence.

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Thats what Ricky said to his trainer after the 5th round of the Tszyu fight ;D


What Calzaghe said was "He can't punch shit." he meant he can't hit me.

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Very cheeky starr and im pretty sure thats not what he thought the day after ;D

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No, Ricky thought "Kostya's just a normal bloke.. seems tough... but whack him once in the nads and he's ready to quit."

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I know the best quote during a fight..

"He's shit! Fuck em!"

poor Lacy

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I thought Joe said "He can't punch shit!" And his trainer said "I know he can't." And then Joe said "He's shit" twice.... I wonder if they knew something the world didn't :o

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Imagine how discouraged lacy would of been if he heard that. Here comes a guy with supposed ko power in both hands and then he heres his opponent say "He cant punch for shit", there goes your confidence.

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Thats what Ricky said to his trainer after the 5th round of the Tszyu fight ;D


What Calzaghe said was "He can't punch shit." he meant he can't hit me.

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Very cheeky starr and im pretty sure thats not what he thought the day after ;D

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No, Ricky thought "Kostya's just a normal bloke.. seems tough... but whack him once in the nads and he's ready to quit."

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Well your boy judah dont know anything about nuts coz theyve never been wacked coz hes the one who did the wacking in his last bout. I know your going to say "He never quit though"...well running like a bitch leaves the same impression. At least kostya stood there and took a beating, judah never will coz hes too busy trying to break the record of the fastest lap around a ring ;D . Id rather support a guy who quit coz of getting hit with a foul then a guy who kept fighting and dished out a blatant foul ;)

Kostya was in much more trouble than a single low blow. He quit because the last round may well have killed him.

Anyway my favourite post-fight quote was when Hatton was asked about hitting Ben Tackie after the bell and he said "Well 'e 'it me after the bell in every other round, the cheeky get!"

In the mid 80's Tyson was one of the most feared heavyweights ever.

Whilst recovering in hospital after getting viciously knocked out by Gary Mason, Jess harding was reported to say, "Now I'm ready for Mike Tyson". :laugh:

Mayorga after beating Forrest
he should send me a fathers day card cause Im his daddy

I broke my back :D

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I broke my back :D

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Beat me to it, haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw47gXsDwjw

HE NEEDS TO QUIT BREAKING HIS BACK ;D

ADRIAAAAAAAAAN!!! - ROCKY I

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE - ROCY II

IF HE DIES, HE DIES - ROCKY IV

(NOT POSTFIGHT BUT BEFORE THE FINAL BELL)

APOLLO "NO REMATCH, NO REMATCH"
ROCKY "DON'T WANT ONE!"

Best post fight Quotes was when Larry Merchant interviewed Lewis after the Vitali fight.

I loved it when Lewis said that within a couple of rounds he was going to knock Vitali out.....Pure comedy. :lolhaha:

"I feel sorry for Sonny - you guys built him up so high that he has a long way to fall now" - MUHAMMED ALI

"The only way he was going to beat me was if he wet his lips, coz they're as big as a plunger, and sticks them onto my chest. I hit this man so hard he grew an afro" MICHAEL OLAJIDE

"No, but his manager is" SONNY LISTON, when asked whether Chuck Wepner had been his bravest opponent.

"Im not the best, im just the guy thats willing to fight the best " - Glen Johnson :)

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"Im not the best, im just the guy thats willing to fight the best " - Glen Johnson :)

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Agreed.....forgot about that one.

That was the best of all time.