Moving to the UK...Glasgow!

Yea guys, I am moving to the UK in September and will be attending The University of Glasgow in Scotland.

Very prestigious University I may add...
They chose me, and I will be studying International Politics.
Hopefully I will run into a few of you UK fellers and felletes...and do a few pints.

If anything else gets better, I may get into The London School of Economics..still awaiting their descision.
But, I am secured with Glasgow...and will be in town by mid September. Just in time for the mind numbing cold.

Holla!
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destroy everything in your path

that is all

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/
Good luck!
From the 'weapons' section of that site:
"Only a Glaswegian could come up with the hammer with a stanley knife taped to the top. Genius!" ;D

Don't wear green in certain areas of the city,don't wear a cross round your neck and don't do anything that remotely looks like you're blessing yourself!
Alternatively,in other areas of the city dont wear a Union Jack t shirt,mention the Queen or wear blue.
And wherever you are,don't mention Norhern Ireland! ::**

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Out of everywhere in the world you chose Glasgow??

Wow, prepare for depression and eventually a cocaine OD my friend.

Get Chewin the fat on DVD and once you can watch it through and understand it all you're set ;)

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Originally Posted by Sheps

Out of everywhere in the world you chose Glasgow??

Wow, prepare for depression and eventually a cocaine OD my friend.

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Heroin or jellies are the OD's of choice in Glasgow.

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Originally Posted by Sheps

Out of everywhere in the world you chose Glasgow??

Wow, prepare for depression and eventually a cocaine OD my friend.

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Wow...great way to invite an alien in guys.
:-\

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

Yea guys, I am moving to the UK in September and will be attending The University of Glasgow in Scotland.

Very prestigious University I may add...
They chose me, and I will be studying International Politics.
Hopefully I will run into a few of you UK fellers and felletes...and do a few pints.

If anything else gets better, I may get into The London School of Economics..still awaiting their descision.
But, I am secured with Glasgow...and will be in town by mid September. Just in time for the mind numbing cold.

Holla!
8)

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I would start praying now.

hahahahaha just go to the pub get as pissed and you can then start fighting with the guy next to you at the end of the night and you'll fit in just dandy ;)

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Originally Posted by Saddo

hahahahaha just go to the pub get as pissed and you can then start fighting with the guy next to you at the end of the night and you'll fit in just dandy ;)

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He WILL be your friend. ;D


Aside from all that,which area you staying in?West is probably the better bit,just try and avoid going into the city centre too much,it can get pretty violent.Don't let all this shit put you off though,Glasgow has loads going for it in the entertainment stakes,pubs,clubs,gigs etc and it has a HUGE student population so you'll find loads to do!

Yeah, Glasgow is pretty good for violent attacks, as you can see em comming and have enough time to pick your shit up and leg it, just be happy its not Nottingham.

Any groups of teenagers in shellsuits are to be avoided..................if there's 4 or more of them they WILL attack you,the lock knife being the weapon of choice closely followed by the empty Buckfast bottle! ;D
Go to that site http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/
Go to 'Toys' and scroll down 5 or 6 things to 'Whit yay lookin it?'.Play that and it will give you a rough idea how to join in the local 'banter'!!!!! ;)

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

Yea guys, I am moving to the UK in September and will be attending The University of Glasgow in Scotland.

Very prestigious University I may add... 8)

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Hee hee - who told you that?

At some point you will meet the stereotypical Scotsman, just make sure that you are able to offer him a 'wee dram' of the national drink.

Also, pray that you never run into Scott Harrison in a pub!

Good luck in Basra Glasgow



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Which side of the city is the University on?
The good side or the bad side?

And I will be staying at Kelvinlaugh street...where is that?
Is it good?

And...
Seriously, is Glasgow really that dangerous?
I am affraid now!
:-[

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

Which side of the city is the University on?
The good side or the bad side?

And I will be staying at Kelvinlaugh street...where is that?
Is it good?

And...
Seriously, is Glasgow really that dangerous?
I am affraid now!
:-[

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Ahah dont worry mate its not "That" dangerous, its just full of men who like to get drunk and fight people, but not ordinary men who like to get drunk and fight, they like to get drunk, prefferably batter you to death and wake up and not remeber a thing.

Theres alot of drugs there as well, and even more chavs. But you'll probally be living in a posh area so you wont have to worry about the everyday common glaswegian bottling ya ;)

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

Which side of the city is the University on?
The good side or the bad side?

And I will be staying at Kelvinlaugh street...where is that?
Is it good?

And...
Seriously, is Glasgow really that dangerous?
I am affraid now!
:-[

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If it's Kelvinhaugh street thats in quite a posh bit and is about a 10 min walk from the Uni.As i said,just try and avoid walking about the city centre alone.It's not THAT bad but there are a lot of little pricks out of their faces who will think it funny to attack a guy on his own,just keep your eyes open and you'll be ok!

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

And...
Seriously, is Glasgow really that dangerous?
I am affraid now!
:-[

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Religious extremism, fundamentalism, relative poverty, high crime rate, roadside bombs, a country occupied by the English.

I reckon that is where Osama is hiding out?
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X i think i know who you really are!!




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Who is Jack?

Is it someone famous or something .... tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!

Thanks guys...
Really appreciate it.
8)

Stay away from the city centre if I am alone.
Mind where I drink

Any whores around town?
What about racism, and black people?

X and jack are defo not the same person!!!!!!!!

Jacks funny

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

Thanks guys...
Really appreciate it.
8)

Stay away from the city centre if I am alone.
Mind where I drink

Any whores around town?
What about racism, and black people?

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Uhh well theres like 2% of scotland isnt white, so they aint got much to be racist against, but if they get the chance they will call you every racist word under the sun.

Thats pretty much the whole of the UK for you.

YK is a big guy, he could handle himself once he acclamates to the area.

just shout holla my brotha at every kilt wearing motha fudda that you see.

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Originally Posted by beds

X and jack are defo not the same person!!!!!!!!

Jacks funny

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LMAO!!

I am not quite sure what is a mudda fudda though

but if they wear a kilt shout holla!

I would wear a kilt anyday, if a girl promised me a blowjob!
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Originally Posted by yk2bad

Thanks guys...
Really appreciate it.
8)

Stay away from the city centre if I am alone.
Mind where I drink

Any whores around town?
What about racism, and black people?

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No real organised racism as such,just ignorance to people that are new.Kurdish immigrants were getting it tight a few years ago and now it's the Eastern Europeans.

What about Cheap Whores?
:D

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

What about Cheap Whores?
:D

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If you like white pasty 40 year old slappers then you'll have the time of your life.

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Originally Posted by yk2bad

What about Cheap Whores?
:D

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If you like white pasty 40 year old slappers then you'll have the time of your life.

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Yes!
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dont mention the world cup......

the fact that they dont have a decent national side. they might get a bit upset

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Originally Posted by beds

X and jack are defo not the same person!!!!!!!!

Jacks funny

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:D :D

But I still do not know who Jack is?

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Originally Posted by beds

X and jack are defo not the same person!!!!!!!!

Jacks funny

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:D :D

But I still do not know who Jack is?

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Jack Dee he is a comedain so i think i deserve a cc for bigigng you up, he has a sort of dry/sick sense of humour which i thought was similar to yours.

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Originally Posted by X

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Originally Posted by beds

X and jack are defo not the same person!!!!!!!!

Jacks funny

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:D :D

But I still do not know who Jack is?

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Jack Dee he is a comedain so i think i deserve a cc for bigigng you up, he has a sort of dry/sick sense of humour which i thought was similar to yours.

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Oh, OK .......... have a coolclick !!
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Originally Posted by LBSCFC

dont mention the world cup......

the fact that they dont have a decent national side. they might get a bit upset

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You obviously don't know Glasgow! ::**

well ive been to edinburgh and been called an english bastard so thats good enough for me

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Originally Posted by LBSCFC

well ive been to edinburgh and been called an english bastard so thats good enough for me

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Glasgow has a somewhat different demograph to Edinburgh.
You will find that almost no-one that lives in Edinburgh was actually born there!It is,in fact,full of English, amongst others,wheras half of Glasgow is full of Scots who WANT to be English/British!

Never been to glasgow so wouldnt know.as i said b4 it was edinburgh.yes i do know that it is a city of international flavour.however i also know that it was a scot that made that statement to me.