The day of Destiny!!

Will we see Emma again??

She has told us the pics will be up today, she has set herslef up for one big fall unless she resembles Halle Berry, no sign of her yet, so im thinking about starting a book on the standard of her looks:


Wouldnt go near if she was the last bird on the Earth - 2/1
Absolute dog - EVS
Would after 8 pints - 6/4

Not bad for someone from Derby - 10/1
Wow she is hot!! - 25/1
Marry me!! - 5000/1

Maybe im being a little harsh, but i do get the impression by all the delays she is no Halle Berry, i hope im wrong but lets wait and see.



















By the way ive got £10.00 on would after 8 pints!!

I'll have a lady on "Would after 8 pints"

But we all know fukc all will be forthcoming don't we ;D

Why not do a book on what the excuse will be?

2/1 : camera ran out of batteries
4/1 : computer crashed and deleted all the photos
6/2 : She got sunburned and is embarrassed so will post them next week
6/4 : He mum went out clubbing and lost the camera
10/1 : the library was the scene of a Beslan-type siege and she is protective custody
14/1 : she has eben arrested and is nowe in Guantanamo Bay
22/1 : Emma is actually 'George', a 35 year computer engineer who lves with his parents

(sorry George Emma

;D

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Originally Posted by X

Why not do a book on what the excuse will be?

2/1 : camera ran out of batteries
4/1 : computer crashed and deleted all the photos
6/2 : She got sunburned and is embarrassed so will post them next week
6/4 : He mum went out clubbing and lost the camera
10/1 : the library was the scene of a Beslan-type siege and she is protective custody
14/1 : she has eben arrested and is nowe in Guantanamo Bay
22/1 : Emma is actually 'George', a 35 year computer engineer who lves with his parents

(sorry George Emma

;D

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Ha ha! ;D

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Originally Posted by X

Why not do a book on what the excuse will be?

2/1 : camera ran out of batteries
4/1 : computer crashed and deleted all the photos
6/2 : She got sunburned and is embarrassed so will post them next week
6/4 : He mum went out clubbing and lost the camera
10/1 : the library was the scene of a Beslan-type siege and she is protective custody
14/1 : she has eben arrested and is nowe in Guantanamo Bay
22/1 : Emma is actually 'George', a 35 year computer engineer who lves with his parents

(sorry George Emma

;D

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Lmao

6/2 or 3/1 im defo having a bit of the sunburnt, do you take American Express??

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Originally Posted by X

Why not do a book on what the excuse will be?

2/1 : camera ran out of batteries
4/1 : computer crashed and deleted all the photos
6/2 : She got sunburned and is embarrassed so will post them next week
6/4 : He mum went out clubbing and lost the camera
10/1 : the library was the scene of a Beslan-type siege and she is protective custody
14/1 : she has eben arrested and is nowe in Guantanamo Bay
22/1 : Emma is actually 'George', a 35 year computer engineer who lves with his parents

(sorry George Emma

;D

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I also feel there is great value in the " Im George" odds of 22/1.

who said i look like halle berry? because I DONT. how many ladies do? :-\ hardly any.

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who said i look like halle berry? because I DONT. how many ladies do? :-\ hardly any.

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Im joking Emma it's all in good spirit, im only messing with you Graham Emma.

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who said i look like halle berry? because I DONT. how many ladies do? :-\ hardly any.

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Im joking Emma it's all in good spirit, im only messing with you Graham Emma.

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i know im just saying. ;)

Come on Peter Emma - where are the photos?

the one of the cleveage and me are coming tomorrow.its only a small one of me mind but it was the only one i could find. :-\

She said she was too hot, so I suppose the sunburnt excuse was closest?

Can't wait to find out what the reason will be tomorrow.

???

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She said she was too hot, so I suppose the sunburnt excuse was closest?

Can't wait to find out what the reason will be tomorrow.

???

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Her cock was in the photo and she dont know how to edit it out.

Its probably Dave Coldwell

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Its probably Dave Coldwell

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:lol: what made you say that? is dave known for going around forums pretending to be ladies? :-\

You sound suspiciously like the people from Little Britain ........ "I'm a Lady" ??
;)

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Originally Posted by Scrap

Its probably Dave Coldwell

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:lol: what made you say that? is dave known for going around forums pretending to be ladies? :-\

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You should know Dave Emma.