Would you rather watch a Good fight or...................

Man I'll tell ya my hot girlfriend is a bitch she knows I am a perv and a sex maniac we have had sex in fitting rooms cars etc...BUT the down fall to that is she knows I love Boxing and MMA and she hates it...So what she does is when she comes over on Saturday nite sees the fights on and she will sit next to me all calm then next thing you know she starts taking my personal inventory and I crack EVERYTIME and I have to have sex with her.....GOD DAMMIT I AM MISSING PARTS OF A GOOD FIGHTS!!!! so whats a guy to do???

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Man I'll tell ya my hot girlfriend is a bitch she knows I am a perv and a sex maniac we have had sex in fitting rooms cars etc...BUT the down fall to that is she knows I love Boxing and MMA and she hates it...So what she does is when she comes over on Saturday nite and sees the fight on and she will sit next to me all calm then next thing you know she starts turning me on and I crack I have to hgave sex with her.....GOD DAMMIT I AM MISSING PARTS OF A GOOD FIGHTS!!!! so what would you guys do???

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Cant you do both?? Just bend her over in front of the tv, you then can have best of both worlds.

dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.

Buy a VCR/DVR something to record it! Or just do what skel said, cc skel.

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Man I'll tell ya my hot girlfriend is a bitch she knows I am a perv and a sex maniac we have had sex in fitting rooms cars etc...BUT the down fall to that is she knows I love Boxing and MMA and she hates it...So what she does is when she comes over on Saturday nite and sees the fight on and she will sit next to me all calm then next thing you know she starts turning me on and I crack I have to hgave sex with her.....GOD DAMMIT I AM MISSING PARTS OF A GOOD FIGHTS!!!! so what would you guys do???

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Cant you do both?? Just bend her over in front of the tv, you then can have best of both worlds.

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Skel I tried that..Had focus problems..LOL!! FUKING MULTI-TASKING

  Have a :coolclick: anyway

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Originally Posted by emma

dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.

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LOL!!!!!!Tried that too she got pissed She said"SO THE FIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME" and I cant even stomach the shit she watches

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dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.

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LOL!!!!!!Tried that too she got pissed She said"SO THE FIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME" and I cant even stomach the S*** she watches

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say 'at this minute yes they are'. get her to go and make some food :D or tell her to go out with her mates.

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dont let her in till the fights over ::** or do the same to her when shes watching her fav programme.

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LOL!!!!!!Tried that too she got pissed She said"SO THE FIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME" and I cant even stomach the S*** she watches

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say 'at this minute yes they are'. get her to go and make some food :D or tell her to go out with her mates.

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Its actually funnier than it's troublesome I shouldnt be complaining

You have sex with your girlfriend ???

Thats disgusting ^-^

Oh my god, you have to have sex with your girlfriend instead of watching something that can be taped....oh how horrible ;D

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You have sex with your girlfriend ???

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Tell me about it :bananasex: :bananastyle: :fking: :puke:

sex in public places is retarted--get a room--just not the burger king bathroom--anyway u cant compare the primitive , half brain requirement act of sex, to a boxing match--boxing wins--any moron can have sex--but not every1 can appreciate the war of a boxing match

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sex in public places is retarted--get a room--just not the burger king bathroom--anyway u cant compare the primitive , half brain requirement act of sex, to a boxing match--boxing wins--any moron can have sex--but not every1 can appreciate the war of a boxing match

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I thought I was, it said dressing ROOM above the door... Dammit I get confused

Give it time it will pass, this happens when you are young and reckless. When your all growed up you will be able to say, with conviction "fuck off love the fights are on, now take your pretty little self down to the offy, Im running out of Stella"

If she fails to comply give her a slap.

look im a perv 2--sex is gods gift--to relieve us from the bullsh** and stess from the world we live in--but sex ,any caveman would choose over boxing--it takes a superfight however--sex is better than any regular boxing match--just not a fight of the century--

during ali/frazier 1--guys wives or girlfriends prob wanted sex at the same time the fight--and any tru boxing fan woulda said fu** off to them

slap the bitch ;D

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slap the bitch ;D

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She hits back,I get turned on and then the visicious circle starts all over again LOL!!!! :fking:

dont shower for a day or two before big fights and go work out right before so your package smells like a rotting animal. I bet she will give you a wide birth then

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dont shower for a day or two before big fights and go work out right before so your package smells like a rotting animal. I bet she will give you a wide birth then

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Ya well as tempting as that sounds I am bit of a clean freak :bath: :brushteeth: :looroll:...but keep the suggestions coming

start fucking her doggy style while ring announcers doin his bit right

just before it starts, slide a belt round her waist, hold onto it, pull out, slip ur cock in her ass then scream her sisters, mums name ???

called the bucking bronco, see how long you can hold on for ;D

once she gets away she'll need an hour to calm down.

perfect ;D

bonk her senseless before the fight then she'll be too tired to have sex again.

na dirty bitch will want it again

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start F****** her doggy style while ring announcers doin his bit right

just before it starts, slide a belt round her waist, hold onto it, pull out, slip ur cock in her a** then scream her sisters, mums name ???

called the bucking bronco, see how long you can hold on for ;D

once she gets away she'll need an hour to calm down.

perfect ;D

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Stop peeking in my Living room window FUKER!!!!...LOL!!!!

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start F****** her doggy style while ring announcers doin his bit right

just before it starts, slide a belt round her waist, hold onto it, pull out, slip ur cock in her a** then scream her sisters, mums name ???

called the bucking bronco, see how long you can hold on for ;D

once she gets away she'll need an hour to calm down.

perfect ;D

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Stop peeking in my Living room window FUKER!!!!...LOL!!!!

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but wen it ends :lickish:

i dunno y she keeps pestering ya ??? your a shit fuck it looks

say to her 'im sure ive got an std' that should put her off. ;D

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say to her 'im sure ive got an std' that should put her off. ;D

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Ya that always works I was looking to put her off for a few hours not forever...You gonna have sex with me then?????

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say to her 'im sure ive got an std' that should put her off. ;D

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Ya that always works I was looking to put her off for a few hours not forever...You gonna have sex with me then?????

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then after the fight say 'oh that std i thought i had has cleared up' ;D

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say to her 'im sure ive got an std' that should put her off. ;D

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Ya that always works I was looking to put her off for a few hours not forever...You gonna have sex with me then?????

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then after the fight say 'oh that std i thought i had has cleared up' ;D

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Gee Emma that was brilliant!!!!!You got all that and brains too

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say to her 'im sure ive got an std' that should put her off. ;D

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Ya that always works I was looking to put her off for a few hours not forever...You gonna have sex with me then?????

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then after the fight say 'oh that std i thought i had has cleared up' ;D

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Gee Emma that was brilliant!!!!!You got all that and brains too

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:D im only joking man.

but a bit of deep heat gel on her clit, say u thought it was tingling sensation, it will burn for a few hours :D

I got a bit of deep heat on my bell end last night... :-X hada bit left on my hand... in fact is getting its own thread... :P

Would I rather be in a good fight or.............

And rather be in a good fight then come home and let her do the work :P

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Man I'll tell ya my hot girlfriend is a bitch she knows I am a perv and a sex maniac we have had sex in fitting rooms cars etc...BUT the down fall to that is she knows I love Boxing and MMA and she hates it...So what she does is when she comes over on Saturday nite and sees the fight on and she will sit next to me all calm then next thing you know she starts turning me on and I crack I have to hgave sex with her.....GOD DAMMIT I AM MISSING PARTS OF A GOOD FIGHTS!!!! so what would you guys do???

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Cant you do both?? Just bend her over in front of the tv, you then can have best of both worlds.

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funny

beat off three or four times before the fight so you can' get hard when she comes on to you

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say to her 'im sure ive got an std' that should put her off. ;D

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Ya that always works I was looking to put her off for a few hours not forever...You gonna have sex with me then?????

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then after the fight say 'oh that std i thought i had has cleared up' ;D

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Gee Emma that was brilliant!!!!!You got all that and brains too

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:D im only joking man.

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I know you were kidding ;)

its your own fault. you shouldnt be so hot ;)

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its your own fault. you shouldnt be so hot ;)

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Oh yea!! If you look at my avatar I could pass for Evander Holyfield..LOL!!!

no idea mate i aint met her but thanks for the offer :)