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Yes my darlings I am headed over the pond to visit you....well roughly where you live.
I will be going to Paris, Normandy, London, Amsterdam etc...
So ladies...I will have traversed the Atlantic Ocean.... to liberate you from YOUR BRA'S! (only the hot ones, please)
Fellas, I hope perhaps that we can meet up in a pub or something.
Anything I should do while I'm there?
Walk around in a I heart NY T-Shirt, have a big camera thats better than anyone elses, be condescending, moan like fuck about traffic, weather etc etc.
That should do it ;D
How would I recognise you Lyle?
Keep your eyes peeled for the RV
amsterdam visit the red light district
visit dam square smoke the best skunk
and lots of other fun stuff ::**
Lyle, give my Missy a kiss for me.
Which means, offer it up with a 'come & get it' feel, but follow through with... :-\ ... never mind, I'll do it myself one of these days.
Also, if you would be so kind... give Steelie & Memphis a heterosexual hug if you can after seeing them in person.
If you give them more, that is from you only, not me.
Seriously Lyle E.
Be safe on your trip. ;)
hahahaha funny thread ;D
Have a good time Lyle ;)
stay off the drugs in Amsterdam if your not used to smoking... ((fucking ruined the place for me... got well paranoid :-X))
Nothing says tourist more than some cained up youth lurching round the canals gurning at the whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
fucking couldn't try any of them out i was with the missus and her mum and dad... we all got stoned, then i got paranoid that my wife was gonna get stolen... walked into mcdonalds and went to the counter and just laugh uncontrolably without odering ???Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
fucked off to Belgium withing 3 hours of arriving because i thought my feet where going through the floor... so needed to find a harder place to walk :-\ ??? ::**
Steelie said he had a harder place for you to walk ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
just tell him i dont go down back allies ;)
have fun Lyle my brotha
if it London, I would like to go to a store buy something look at the price and say "By Jove"
then after you purchase it look at the clerk and say "pip pip cheerio"
I have often wondered if people ever talked that way other than in the movies.
I went down a back alley once. :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
let us know when in London as down there with job quite a bit, you never know I might be around !
We can drag Smash along too !
So I'll see you there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
July 17-August 1
I'm not sure the EXACT date of when I'll visit London. Shoot me an email and I'll check it once I get to Paris.
How are you gonna get your banjo through customs? :headscratch:
Along with his life sized cardboard cutout of George Foreman...LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Steelie
:laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Steelie
Ha ha lol
I could bring everyone some very cheap cigarettes...I do hail from North "By God" Carolina, the state that made colonizing profitable.
But anywho, it's very funny for you to make fun of my state when yall live in places close to Wales...uh huh, "redneck" is not a term held in by geographic or political boarders
There are no Rednecks in Wales. It's always raining so there is no danger of any reddening of the neck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
It may be true to say that we are small minded, pariochal, warlike sheep shaggers who hold a grudge better than Sicilians - but don't you be calling us rednecks!
We play Welsh harps, not banjos.
We only want to lynch people who are not Welsh
We have our own language that we use to exclude others
We have a small country chip on BOTH shoulders
We do not live on baked beans around a campfire
You have never heard of Brokeback Boyo
;D
Well I leave the 17th...so this time next week it's LYLE DOES EUROPE!
Anyone from England going to be near London for the time between the 17th and the 1st of August???
How's the pot noodle mine?Quote:
Originally Posted by X
This is just a guess mind you, but I'd almost bank on there being some people from England near London between the 17th and the 1st.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Hope this helps.
Well, i lived down there for three years, and I only found one person who spoke like that. Next time i found him, he had a broken nose and the lenses in his glasses were smashed!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad_Dog
My advice for london would be to head for Soho, nearest tube is Tottenham Court Road, and head for the Toucan for a few pints of the best Guinness in the country, and then head to the Blues bar for live music 7 nights a week. And if you meet a big girl with black hair who claims to like horror movies and asks you out, don't do it, she's a loony, I went with her once, and took me weeks to get her off my trail!
Enjoy Lyle, should be a top notch trip!
you sure about that? Dont send him on wild goose chases if you are not sureQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Hey I did say I'd ALMOST bank on it. Lyle doesnt chase geese, family members on the other hand.
Here are some good hints and tips for next time you come over
http://www.jomiller.com/guide/
I didn't get to go to England, I went to Paris, Bayeux, Bruuges, and Versailles