25 for me. Slowed down when i made the mistake of getting married.... :'(
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25 for me. Slowed down when i made the mistake of getting married.... :'(
only 1 ;D
2, Married
2 are you joking? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by TheDukeof74
1 , my wife
Oh and the other bird i shagged in the bum using flora as lubricant. She was a nurse i think...but i'm discounting that one
How many girls have I been with?
Just today or?
real ones not fantasy ones or inflatable ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Missy, I know, that you know, that some of those dolls are pretty realistic. They count alright.
Alright carry the one....and that makes *adds up using calculator*...1 lol ;D Give me a break, im only 17 ;D
Been with as in slept with or been with as in been a couple with?
im quiet shy tbh, not that many......
42 on a bad night ;D
None i dont do girls, i stick to dogs, they dont talk so it is much easier when i wake up in the morning.
yeah ive been with a few dogs in my time...
no offence Missy :-X
as in you were up in her. sex , man! honest question for honest people.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Game
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Originally Posted by Saddo
no problem, can't put a mouse where a rats been eh Saddo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
yeah sorry about that... hope all you future mice understand 8)
Somebody asked me and my mates this question in a pub a few years ago and we were all saying, I've been with 10 birds, I've been with 25 bla bla bla, then one of the young geezers who was going rounds wiv us said I've been with 40, but 12 of them were whores, then my mate who's an ex Marine, who wasn't originally in the conversation, sticks his neck in and says, "I've done 85 woman about 50 whores and 3 Thai Boys so you can all fukk off"Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
Kinda won the argument ;)
aint been with a whore ever... well paid her at any rate but have been with 100's of one night stands in my hay day 8)
couldn't pull in a brothel nowerdays :(
Me either fella :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
I'm 30 and already talking about the good old days 8)
its all downhill from here on in mate :bawling:Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
only thing we have to look forward to now is a nipple shot that Missy may one day post ;)
Already got em :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
lucky bastard >:mad
You get to a certain age and you just forget how many girls you have had.
And it is nothing to do with losing count because you have had so many; it is called senility! ;)
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Originally Posted by Saddo
All that's left to look forward to is elasticted jeans, hush puppies and death :-\
Steelie has your 30th slipped under the radar?
I was once dancing the night away with an attractive young lady, she stepped on my toe and said "sorry, I've got two left feet" I said "Most dogs do"Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
;D
I remember at a family do some years back an uncle of mine was dancing with his wife. He said "I could really love you if you werent so fucking ugly" ;D
haha cc ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
cheeky cunt.... dont let it bother you mate you aint that ugly ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Saddo... there are a bunch of sprog around Newcastle who look like your avatar... I'm guessing thats not a coincidence? :P
thats true my son ;D
most of my shaging happened when i moved to Blackpool for 10 years so theres loads of little saddos all over the country 8)
i couldn't say an accurate number but its in between 30 - 40 i think, def higher than 30 though, lost count a few years back
most were whores, 3 took it up the ass, 1's i pounded so hard she shit on my carpet >:mad
calmed down now though
but still nice to think back
ah happy days :D
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Originally Posted by Missy
http://www.realdoll.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
And M's favorite... ;D
NOT ENOUGH ;)
In my mid 20s I used to go out expecting to pull (clinching the deal to nail the bitch however was not always so easy - used to really fuck me off when 2am came and the splitarse you were snogging said she'd liked to exchange numbers and had to leave)
Then once hit 31+ you notice a steady decline....till it gets to the point where you just go out and get pissed and don't even contemplate pulling any more.
Then one day some sexy woman a lot younger does actually try to pull you but you just walk away as you can't believe she actually is and think it must be some kind of prank (yep, me about 4 months ago)!
Think I'm in my twilight of the pulling years - indeed if I am honest the sun could have already bastard fucking set !! :-\
ps there are still the places around where the milfs in their 40s gather ;) looking to get a 30 something shafting by a 'youngster' ! Best place I went to was some place called The Monastery in Nottingham
Liar ::**Quote:
Originally Posted by 1st rd ko
What about me? ???Quote:
Originally Posted by Saddo
http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing_fo...c,34309.0.html ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vodka
Seriously though... just sort out that hair :P