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Abu Hamza coming to parkhurst
Hope so
I'll give him a piece of my mind i know that, as will most of the other cons.
theres no place to hide when the big wooden door closes abu
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/152500...rkhurst300.jpg
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Re: Abu Hamza coming to parkhurst
is that the crazy f***** w/ the hook for a hand?
isnt he in jail?
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Parkhurst is a jail... ;)
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Originally Posted by AdamGB
Parkhurst is a jail... ;)
woops i thought it was a park.......so then beds is in jail too.....
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beds get a saddoboxing T-Shirt made and tell him if he doesn't wear it all the time you will bum him sensless.
rsan-chez, beds is a screw ;D
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well i figured he was a con by the way he worded his post.....good to hear hes not part of the :bananastyle:..... ;D
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Oh he is, its just that he does it by choice.
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i could bum him senseless i suppose, hold onto his hooks for leverage ???
but i wont ;D
and screw :o fucking screw :o
i prefere officer thank you :P
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is an asshole like that segregated from the rest of the cons?
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nope, unless he runs up the chokey cos hes in fear for his life or is a constant wanker
but we can deal with him
he will just be a whinger
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Re: Abu Hamza coming to parkhurst
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Originally Posted by beds
nope, unless he runs up the chokey cos hes in fear for his life or is a constant wanker
but we can deal with him
he will just be a whinger
English man English .......... ;D
i can barley understand the English here in the US......and then you throw in this...... ;D
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english???
we invented it!
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Originally Posted by beds
english???
we invented it!
i think you might have misinterpreted my post, i was not trying to belittle your English. the English (you invented) i understand, its the slang that threw me off.......unless its not slang then I'm completely fucked......
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na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
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Originally Posted by beds
na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
Lyle ???
;D
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Originally Posted by beds
na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
.....so this guy is going to be segregated because hes constantly moaning while hes beating off....j/k
i get it know....... ;D thanks ......... i hope he gets :bananastyle: on a daily basis.....
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Originally Posted by BIG H
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Originally Posted by beds
na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
Lyle ???
;D
yea he falls in to that category.
thinks hes the hard man but wen hes gotta fight for real he crys off and does a runner
got to many cons like that
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Originally Posted by rsan-chez
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Originally Posted by beds
na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
.....so this guy is going to be segregated because hes
constantly moaning while hes beating off....j/k
i get it know....... ;D thanks ......... i hope he gets :bananastyle: on a daily basis.....
he cant beat off you fool, he aint got no hands ;D
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Re: Abu Hamza coming to parkhurst
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Originally Posted by beds
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Originally Posted by rsan-chez
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Originally Posted by beds
na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
.....so this guy is going to be segregated because hes
constantly moaning while hes beating off....j/k
i get it know....... ;D thanks ......... i hope he gets :bananastyle: on a daily basis.....
he cant beat off you fool, he aint got no hands ;D
whoops... well maybe thats why hes so pissed off......he just needs to blow a load.. :jerk: if a man wants to jerk off, hands or no hands he'll find a way........ ;D
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Re: Abu Hamza coming to parkhurst
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Originally Posted by rsan-chez
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Originally Posted by beds
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Originally Posted by rsan-chez
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Originally Posted by beds
na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
.....so this guy is going to be segregated because hes
constantly moaning while hes beating off....j/k
i get it know....... ;D thanks ......... i hope he gets :bananastyle: on a daily basis.....
he cant beat off you fool, he aint got no hands ;D
whoops... well maybe thats why hes so pissed off......he just needs to blow a load.. :jerk: if a man wants to jerk off, hands or no hands he'll find a way........ ;D
Spoken like a true wanker ;D
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he's get splinters off the wooden stubbs
he probably tells the young exteremists that they should blow up citys in the name of allah and give blow jobs to daddy
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Originally Posted by BIG H
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Originally Posted by rsan-chez
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Originally Posted by beds
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Originally Posted by rsan-chez
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Originally Posted by beds
na its all good
chokey is the nickname given to the segregation unit, dunno why, also known as the block, seg or if your running cos ya scared its going on the numbers (own protection)
wanker is a wanker :beat:
and a whinger is someone that constantly moans about anything and everything
.....so this guy is going to be segregated because hes
constantly moaning while hes beating off....j/k
i get it know....... ;D thanks ......... i hope he gets :bananastyle: on a daily basis.....
he cant beat off you fool, he aint got no hands ;D
whoops... well maybe thats why hes so pissed off......he just needs to blow a load.. :jerk: if a man wants to jerk off, hands or no hands he'll find a way........ ;D
Spoken like a true wanker ;D
takes one to know one............ ;D
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Originally Posted by beds
he's get splinters off the wooden stubbs
he probably tells the young exteremists that they should blow up citys in the name of allah and give blow jobs to daddy
i quit thats to much info................:puke:
;D
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im not saying things like that happen in prison
just i no other officers that have walked in a cell that the occupants would rather they didnt
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Originally Posted by beds
im not saying things like that happen in prison
just i no other officers that have walked in a cell that the occupants would rather they didnt
:bananasex: :hair_up:
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he said, you fucking dirty bastards and they syopped quick enough
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Originally Posted by beds
he said, you F****** dirty bastards and they syopped quick enough
i hope the pay is great........ ;D
i was thinking of becoming a "screw" here in AZ but then i saw a documentary about prison life on TV and decided not to...................... :o
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The pay is good, always improving
always chance to earn a bit extra with bedwatchs just sittin in a hospital cuffed to a con £200 a day
good fun though
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nice.... at least you enjoy your work thats what counts........ :police:
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Is it like in Scum, bumming, pool balls and daddys?
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Try and get transferred to a burds prison beds...you would have more shags than you could shake a stick at nipper.
Do it
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Originally Posted by Missy
Is it like in Scum, bumming, pool balls and daddys?
not far off
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Originally Posted by Munky
Try and get transferred to a burds prison beds...you would have more shags than you could shake a stick at nipper.
Do it
yea always wanted to work in 1 just to see wat its like
filthy hormonal birds scratching my eyes out
would love it :D
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Originally Posted by beds
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Originally Posted by Missy
Is it like in Scum, bumming, pool balls and daddys?
not far off
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Originally Posted by Munky
Try and get transferred to a burds prison beds...you would have more shags than you could shake a stick at nipper.
Do it
yea always wanted to work in 1 just to see wat its like
filthy hormonal birds scratching my eyes out
would love it :D
That's just called being married fella ;)
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everyone else says its the complete opposite ???
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Originally Posted by beds
everyone else says its the complete opposite ???
I didn't mean scratching your eyes out in a good way, I meant being hormonal as it wanted to stab you in the neck and kill the cat ;)
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what did those damn dirty coppers get beds for?
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Originally Posted by raleights
what did those damn dirty coppers get beds for?
??? u wat lad
im a prison officer. not a prisoner
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oh, lol guess I was confused
hope you torture him every hour on the hour beds