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How do you become a player?
So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning? ;D
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Re: How do you become a player?
its easy, i was a player between 18-22 but settled now, only 23 still
confidence is the key, the ability to blag anything helps 2.
if you out with the lads on a saturday and you see a girl with a group of her mates, u dont jus stare and smile, u wanna fuck not a relationship. you go over and give her ur number, offer to take her out 1 night and buy her a drink, if you can do that, it will be her mates telling her to fuck you as you have showed tht u aint shy.
never promise anything, dont say i will call you unless you will, say we'll ave to meet up some time, or id like to do it again, if you dont promise to call her you aint lying but its still naughty.
Make it out that girls use u and treat you bad and ur looking for a special girl, this will make the girl feel special and before she realises u got her nipples in ur mouth.
learn to dance - absolute must cos no pretty girl is gonna fuck a guy on a 1 night stand if they look like they need to piss while they dancing.
dont be tight, offer to buy drinks, offer to buy her mates drinks, if u can wow her friends they will do the work for u remember
never drink so much u cant get it up, every girl in ur town will no about it, also wear protection, i kno barebacks nicer but save that for later in life cos marridge is prob alot harder if u got herpes
also wear some nice threads, dont wear tshirts that say im with stupid>>>>>>>>>> girls do not laugh at that, so get some fancy tshirts and hip jeans, no cartoon boxers either.
i could go on and on but im boring myself now, that all applys to fit girls, if there fat, ugly, chavvy, missy, beks or emma just tense ur arms and scowl fancy a fuck darrrrling, they melt like butter.
everyones different
players change but the game stays the same ;)
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Re: How do you become a player?
that's what i'm talkin about!.....shit beds, you know your stuff mate. :o
Well about the dancing, i'm thinking of doing salsa because i hear girls dig that type of thing...my bro says if you can dance well, go with the rhythem and give the girl the impression that your a fun guy to be with then you're basically sorted.
:coolclick: for helping me out
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Re: How do you become a player?
Dance simple, dont over complicate it. As long as you have an ounce of rhythm and manage to avoid looking a plonker by trying to overcomplicate it, youll be fine.
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Re: How do you become a player?
Smoke
IT makes you look 'wellard' and women love it
(i don't smoke by the way :()
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Re: How do you become a player?
Develop an authentic aussie accent ;) ;D
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Originally Posted by Snakey
Develop an authentic aussie accent ;) ;D
What is a 'flaming galar'?
In the context..."Fuck off you flaming galar"
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by Snakey
Develop an authentic aussie accent ;) ;D
What is a 'flaming galar'?
In the context..."Fuck off you flaming galar"
Flaming is like "bloody" and galar means idiot. ;D
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Re: How do you become a player?
I blame being single on no longer smoking, its the coolest ;D Especially coughing up yellow shit and having stained fingers, nice.
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Originally Posted by Snakey
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Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by Snakey
Develop an authentic aussie accent ;) ;D
What is a 'flaming galar'?
In the context..."F*** off you flaming galar"
Flaming is like "bloody" and galar means idiot. ;D
a galar is also a type of wild parrot
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by lockie
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Originally Posted by Snakey
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Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by Snakey
Develop an authentic aussie accent ;) ;D
What is a 'flaming galar'?
In the context..."F*** off you flaming galar"
Flaming is like "bloody" and galar means idiot. ;D
a galar is also a type of wild parrot
Yeah so in other words we are calling people birds that are on fire ;D
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Re: How do you become a player?
I'm sure beds knows whats up, but before you mess around with any of his advice..
you must be tan my young padawan!
whether it's via tanning bed or just baking in the sun, get rid of that pasty white complexion - huge turn off :thumb:
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by beds
its easy, i was a player between 18-22 but settled now, only 23 still
confidence is the key, the ability to blag anything helps 2.
if you out with the lads on a saturday and you see a girl with a group of her mates, u dont jus stare and smile, u wanna F*** not a relationship. you go over and give her ur number, offer to take her out 1 night and buy her a drink, if you can do that, it will be her mates telling her to F*** you as you have showed tht u aint shy.
never promise anything, dont say i will call you unless you will, say we'll ave to meet up some time, or id like to do it again, if you dont promise to call her you aint lying but its still naughty.
Make it out that girls use u and treat you bad and ur looking for a special girl, this will make the girl feel special and before she realises u got her nipples in ur mouth.
learn to dance - absolute must cos no pretty girl is gonna F*** a guy on a 1 night stand if they look like they need to piss while they dancing.
dont be tight, offer to buy drinks, offer to buy her mates drinks, if u can wow her friends they will do the work for u remember
never drink so much u cant get it up, every girl in ur town will no about it, also wear protection, i kno barebacks nicer but save that for later in life cos marridge is prob alot harder if u got herpes
also wear some nice threads, dont wear tshirts that say im with stupid>>>>>>>>>> girls do not laugh at that, so get some fancy tshirts and hip jeans, no cartoon boxers either.
i could go on and on but im boring myself now, that all applys to fit girls, if there fat, ugly, chavvy, missy, beks or emma just tense ur arms and scowl fancy a F*** darrrrling, they melt like butter.
everyones different
players change but the game stays the same ;)
:coolclick: Quality post m8 ;)
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Re: How do you become a player?
just one more thing..............you've got to be good looking :laugh:
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Originally Posted by emma
just one more thing..............you've got to be good looking :laugh:
Glad to see you've finally posted your pic in your avatar btw ;)
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Re: How do you become a player?
Wear a monocle and walk with a cane, the girls love it!!
So Chris Eubank reckons anyway! ;D
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Originally Posted by BIG H
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Originally Posted by emma
just one more thing..............you've got to be good looking :laugh:
Glad to see you've finally posted your pic in your avatar btw ;)
yh i thought it was about time ;D actually thats my cousin. ;D
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Re: How do you become a player?
you dont have to be that good looking, all about how you come across.
the snobby girls that only go for the best looking guys always end up marrying rich ugly blokes.
you look at the fittest girl celebs and see some of the blokes they have fucked, i mean its not there looks so its gotta be summin
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by beds
you dont have to be that good looking, all about how you come across.
the snobby girls that only go for the best looking guys always end up marrying rich ugly blokes.
you look at the fittest girl celebs and see some of the blokes they have fucked, i mean its not there looks so its gotta be summin
true look at christina agulieras bloke hes minging.
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As an attractive guy, I find it offensive to see a good looking woman with an ugly chap ;D. Granted, there's certain exceptions like Vince Vaughan who looks like he's been binging on alcahol his entire life, but because of that personality he's with... well someone too hot for him :bananasex:
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Re: How do you become a player?
If I was single again I'd pull more tail than I'd know what to do with.
you just have to get drunk, smile, and lie! (jk!) ;D
seriously, get drunk and smile is good, and I recently discovered that girls LOVE it when you tell them you're a boxer and then show them how to throw the one-two.... But here's the thing...you HAVE TO, HAVE TO gently tap their cheek when they don't get their hands back up. Then they look at you like, "what the fuck did you do that for???" Then you say, "you godda get your hands back up!" Do it again if you have to. Do it a few times. This gets them laughing. Then once they get it they're usually loving you by that time. See, now you're having fun together, and then you sneak in, "You're awesome! I think I love you! Marry me?!" They usually laugh and say no, not just yet, but then you say, "well, at least let's go to Forida together!" They usually go for that. If I was single that's where I'd say, well lets go out for dinner this week, then Florida next week.
And you have to try shit like put you're arm around them... you have to come across and nice, fun and easy going without being threatening. Like this, stand behing them and and reach around and show them where their hands should be. It shows non-threatening confidence and gets you close. Shit like that....
Guys, I guarantee you this works. I've had girls draped on me with this, even though they know I'm married. And these were some damn hot chicks.
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Originally Posted by Von Milash
If I was single again I'd pull more tail than I'd know what to do with.
you just have to get drunk, smile, and lie! (jk!) ;D
seriously, get drunk and smile is good, and I recently discovered that girls LOVE it when you tell them you're a boxer and then show them how to throw the one-two.... But here's the thing...you HAVE TO, HAVE TO gently tap their cheek when they don't get their hands back up. Then they look at you like, "what the fuck did you do that for???" Then you say, "you godda get your hands back up!" Do it again if you have to. Do it a few times. This gets them laughing. Then once they get it they're usually loving you by that time. See, now you're having fun together, and then you sneak in, "You're awesome! I think I love you! Marry me?!" They usually laugh and say no, not just yet, but then you say, "well, at least let's go to Forida together!" They usually go for that. If I was single that's where I'd say, well lets go out for dinner this week, then Florida next week.
And you have to try shit like put you're arm around them... you have to come across and nice, fun and easy going without being threatening. Like this, stand behing them and and reach around and show them where their hands should be. It shows non-threatening confidence and gets you close. Shit like that....
Guys, I guarantee you this works. I've had girls draped on me with this, even though they know I'm married. And these were some damn hot chicks.
Dont, dont, dont ever try that, especially in the uk!!!, you'd be locked up for domestic violence
i prefere to give girls a judo throw on a glass covered dance floor, now thats hardcore and girls will kno u can handle ur shit
;D
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by Von Milash
If I was single again I'd pull more tail than I'd know what to do with.
you just have to get drunk, smile, and lie! (jk!) ;D
seriously, get drunk and smile is good, and I recently discovered that girls LOVE it when you tell them you're a boxer and then show them how to throw the one-two.... But here's the thing...you HAVE TO, HAVE TO gently tap their cheek when they don't get their hands back up. Then they look at you like, "what the fuck did you do that for???" Then you say, "you godda get your hands back up!" Do it again if you have to. Do it a few times. This gets them laughing. Then once they get it they're usually loving you by that time. See, now you're having fun together, and then you sneak in, "You're awesome! I think I love you! Marry me?!" They usually laugh and say no, not just yet, but then you say, "well, at least let's go to Forida together!" They usually go for that. If I was single that's where I'd say, well lets go out for dinner this week, then Florida next week.
And you have to try shit like put you're arm around them... you have to come across and nice, fun and easy going without being threatening. Like this, stand behing them and and reach around and show them where their hands should be. It shows non-threatening confidence and gets you close. Shit like that....
Guys, I guarantee you this works. I've had girls draped on me with this, even though they know I'm married. And these were some damn hot chicks.
seems like we got alot of ladies men on this forum.....i'm impressed 8)
thxs pal CC
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Re: How do you become a player?
Its my night out from the lunatic asylum do you fancy a quick fuck you ugly cunt, works every time
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Re: How do you become a player?
neva been a player--im just gonna start as well--cuz this whole relationship/monogamy thing aint working 4 me---the 1 girl that i always seem 2 truly like always has a boyfriend--i just cant win. so i give up with it and better to stsrt the game late then never
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Re: How do you become a player?
Get you gangster roll. Nothing says you da man , like a big ass bankroll. Clean yourself up, trim your shit, groom up , get some fashion , Hip clothes. Smell good for god sake. Splash a little cologne on your groin ( in between you legs and balls) , Not on Mr. happy directly . Just in case you get lucky . Chicks dig that shit. When you see a pretty girl smile like a MOFO , show them teeth, If she smiles back and keeps eye contact, your in brother ! Close the deal with buying her a drink . Good luck !
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by beds
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Originally Posted by Von Milash
If I was single again I'd pull more tail than I'd know what to do with.
you just have to get drunk, smile, and lie! (jk!) ;D
seriously, get drunk and smile is good, and I recently discovered that girls LOVE it when you tell them you're a boxer and then show them how to throw the one-two.... But here's the thing...you HAVE TO, HAVE TO gently tap their cheek when they don't get their hands back up. Then they look at you like, "what the F*** did you do that for???" Then you say, "you godda get your hands back up!" Do it again if you have to. Do it a few times. This gets them laughing. Then once they get it they're usually loving you by that time. See, now you're having fun together, and then you sneak in, "You're awesome! I think I love you! Marry me?!" They usually laugh and say no, not just yet, but then you say, "well, at least let's go to Forida together!" They usually go for that. If I was single that's where I'd say, well lets go out for dinner this week, then Florida next week.
And you have to try S*** like put you're arm around them... you have to come across and nice, fun and easy going without being threatening. Like this, stand behing them and and reach around and show them where their hands should be. It shows non-threatening confidence and gets you close. S*** like that....
Guys, I guarantee you this works. I've had girls draped on me with this, even though they know I'm married. And these were some damn hot chicks.
Dont, dont, dont ever try that, especially in the uk!!!, you'd be locked up for domestic violence
i prefere to give girls a judo throw on a glass covered dance floor, now thats hardcore and girls will kno u can handle ur S***
;D
To impress girls i prefer to get them in a naked choke hadaka jime then sweep their foot putting them on their ass. Then gain full mount and hammerfist their face until they are out cold.
Yeah man...girls love that sh*t and i have em draping all over me :-\
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by beds
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Originally Posted by Von Milash
If I was single again I'd pull more tail than I'd know what to do with.
you just have to get drunk, smile, and lie! (jk!) ;D
seriously, get drunk and smile is good, and I recently discovered that girls LOVE it when you tell them you're a boxer and then show them how to throw the one-two.... But here's the thing...you HAVE TO, HAVE TO gently tap their cheek when they don't get their hands back up. Then they look at you like, "what the F*** did you do that for???" Then you say, "you godda get your hands back up!" Do it again if you have to. Do it a few times. This gets them laughing. Then once they get it they're usually loving you by that time. See, now you're having fun together, and then you sneak in, "You're awesome! I think I love you! Marry me?!" They usually laugh and say no, not just yet, but then you say, "well, at least let's go to Forida together!" They usually go for that. If I was single that's where I'd say, well lets go out for dinner this week, then Florida next week.
And you have to try S*** like put you're arm around them... you have to come across and nice, fun and easy going without being threatening. Like this, stand behing them and and reach around and show them where their hands should be. It shows non-threatening confidence and gets you close. S*** like that....
Guys, I guarantee you this works. I've had girls draped on me with this, even though they know I'm married. And these were some damn hot chicks.
Dont, dont, dont ever try that, especially in the uk!!!, you'd be locked up for domestic violence
i prefere to give girls a judo throw on a glass covered dance floor, now thats hardcore and girls will kno u can handle ur S***
;D
To impress girls i prefer to get them in a naked choke hadaka jime then sweep their foot putting them on their ass. Then gain full mount and hammerfist their face until they are out cold.
Yeah man...girls love that sh*t and i have em draping all over me :-\
hahahaha cc
and munky knows wat hes on about cos the girls from the milton, cosham and paulsgroves area will lay u out if u ever try a one two combo so u gotta be rough, firm but fair i say
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Re: How do you become a player?
;) CC back beds. You know the score where Pompey is concerned mate. Although having said that the women in paulsgrove in particular would probably just sumo me out of the club. Rough :o
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i went to highbury college for 2 years so i kno were to avoid on a dark night.
paulsgrove is a shithole, dont park your car down that area if theres a paedo about, might get torched
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Re: How do you become a player?
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Originally Posted by undefeated
neva been a player--im just gonna start as well--cuz this whole relationship/monogamy thing aint working 4 me---the 1 girl that i always seem 2 truly like always has a boyfriend--i just cant win. so i give up with it and better to stsrt the game late then never
Dude...i know how you feel. Its happened to me the last two times...and the last time and the girl i still like...started going out with a real arsehole whos acting nice. Shes in for heartbreak for sure. Shes a really nice girl yet she fell for the tricks of a fuckwit...i really badly wanna tell her somethings she ought to know but that would make her hate me.
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Originally Posted by emma
just one more thing..............you've got to be good looking :laugh:
:mwink: nice and Shallow Emma.....I agree to some extent, but you dont have to be a supermodel either I pull a shatload of quality girls by
Being funny(Remember your not a stand up comedian) dont be annoying.
Being well dressed is important with girls in the U.S its all about the shoes they make and break an outfit
stay clean and well groomed no stiff testing your laundry and Iron you clothes
Light on the cologne...
Clean out your ears
brush your teeth, keep gum in your mouth even while drinking at the bar (Beer breath is a Muthfuker)
Be confident look them in the eye
Dont be like the other horn dogs in the place seperate yourself have an original "Game"
Dont have to be built like a bodybuilder but keep your self in good "SEX SHAPE" lower abs have to be strong and have reasonable cardio stamina...
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Re: How do you become a player?
Have no fear, Steelies here O0
All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.
So, my advice is to fuck standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about ;)
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Originally Posted by Steelie
Have no fear, Steelies here O0
All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.
So, my advice is to fuck standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about ;)
Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them ;D But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent :-\
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lets put the rumours to rest....I am not bad looking!
well.....i hope not anyway :(
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Yes, but are you ginger?
:lol:
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Originally Posted by The_One77
So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning? ;D
And end up like Tommy Morrison?
Bad move ;)
The true way to be a play is you need
-Quarters
and an Arcade.
The rest should come to mind and pazaa!!! you're a player. Want to meet a girl, meet one that can challenge you fiercely in Madden or Street Fighter at least ;)
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Originally Posted by Snakey
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Originally Posted by Steelie
Have no fear, Steelies here O0
All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.
So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about ;)
Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them ;D But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent :-\
Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO
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Originally Posted by Lords Gym
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Originally Posted by Snakey
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Originally Posted by Steelie
Have no fear, Steelies here O0
All that stuff you've read is tried and tested for that particular individual. It might work, but then you've gotta fit the criteria to be able to carry it off. If you make James Bond look positively awkward then anything you do is gonna work. If on the other hand you've got an Austrailian accent or ginger hair then no amount of coaching is gonna reap the same rewards.
So, my advice is to F*** standards. It's about your approach. Don't look for Miss Right...get stuck into the Miss Wrongs. Loads of them about ;)
Oi you wish you had an aussie accent, if i wanted an american chick, id just have to go over there and say "Gday" and id have them ;D But weirdly aussie chicks are immune to the accent :-\
Try a Texan accent . Aussie chicks might dig a Texan Accent. (drawn out) How yall doing tonight ladies (tip your hat) LMFAO
Fuck no! We got cowboys around here who are fuckin close to hillbillies...they are fuckwits and really gay so adding a texan accent wouldnt be a good move ;D
