BONJOUR EVERYBODY: Lyle returns from France

Hey, did yall miss me, I know you did...

Anywho I have just returned from my trip to Paris and I had a great time, I met good French people who honestly as odd as it may sound remind me of Americans in regards to their views on their culture work and so on.

While I stayed in France and Belgium I acted as much like a citizen as I could, I ate escargot I had frites with mayonaise (and after that I must say it's going to be a long time before I do that again). I learned a lot and got to see wonderful sites and the Parisian women HOLY CRAP THEY ARE HOT, ALL OF THEM!!!!

Here are some things I learned...
1) Not all French people hate the US

2) Their views on their culture are IDENTICAL to the average American's views on their culture...for example I don't think French people should HAVE to learn english just like I don't expect that Americans should accomidate ILLEGAL aliens by learning spanish.

3) Escargot is not as nasty as it sounds...I mean I've had raw oysters that's pretty much the nastiest textured food unless you count the "Cement Mixer" shot (lemon juice and bailey's the juice curdles the cream and creates CHUNKS of bailey's)

4) French women could read me the phone book and I'd melt

5) French people don't like breezes....and it was 90+ degrees out there pretty much everyday and there was NO air conditioning

6) 30 hr work week + taking holiday for the majority of August = poor economy and are probably the cause of your high prices. Though I must say I do like the way you think ;D life is for living not for working

7) Your wines are not that different but are served different we forget to chill our red wines to "cellar temperature"...your prices are outrageous though which is why Australia and The US sell more

8) Coca-Cola all over the World should A) be cheap B) be provided with more than 2 cubes of ice and C) when served in restaurants free refills should be provided

9) Thanks to America women shave and people bath more...U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!!

10) If I never see another Japanese tourist it'll be too soon! 50 million tourists, 50 million individual pictures of nonsmiling very similar looking people. I have nothing against Japan or Asian people but GOD DAMNIT get the hell out of my way and smile when you have your picture taken!!!

and finally

11) Because of Zezu (Zidane) people are actually more cautious around french guys, or at least the Aussies I got to party with were (jokingly of course)


Europe is great, France is great, Belgium is ok and when I get to go back it's The UK that is #1 on my hit list!

Thats all very nice.


But who are you?

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Originally Posted by Memphis

Thats all very nice.


But who are you?

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...I'm your worst nightmare






...if your worst nightmare is a guy named Lyle who posts on a boxing website every so often

i was driving through France and Belgium last night didn't see you... traffic in Belgium was terrible but luckly all that driving i did on the M25 when i lived dawwun sssauth paid off 8)

Hope you had a good trip mate... try East Germany next time mate great place ;)

saddo, when did germany split again?

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Originally Posted by Missy

saddo, when did germany split again?

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it will always be east germany... just ask a east or west German there is still a divid ;)

Is the sausage more satisfying in the East or the West? :cwm13:

both satisfied my needs fully :)

German efficiency ;D

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Originally Posted by Saddo

both satisfied my needs fully :)

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what about the missus?

das ist wunderbar

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both satisfied my needs fully :)

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what about the missus?

das ist wunderbar

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she found the english one much more satifiying...

yar yar dat is goot 8)

Lyle got any pictures of your trip?

Welcome back...

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Lyle got any pictures of your trip?

Welcome back...

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Thanks

And nah I usually take pictures with my phone but I used some crappy one use camera...sorry

Great fucking time though

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Originally Posted by Lyle

4) French women could read me the phone book and I'd melt

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you could do with losing a few pounds mate ;)

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Originally Posted by Saddo

both satisfied my needs fully :)

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so you get satisfied with either East or West German SAUSAGE!?!?! :)

HEY, welcome back.....In case you missed it ....Lynard Skynard still sucks ICP's balls.....:) JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!! JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! ICP really doe's kinda suck and I have been listening to Lynard Skynard for YEARS....glad to see you had a good time and welcome back!!! cc to yah!!!

...well that honestly did cheer me up bigragu

I think you will find it funny that the Aussies I hung out with were going to hit on my French friend's hot ass girlfriend but they said that they were afraid that he would headbutt them much like Zidane did to YOUR BOY Materazzi...


I did eat at an awesome Italian "Ristorante" named Trium Trattoria and the food was excellent! Best Italian food I've ever had.

believe it or not welcome back lyle :)

you must of been extremely lucky, I've had more than one person come back from france and say they're the most bitter and rude human beings on the planet

I think Lyle got over because of his charming & engaging personality. :D

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Originally Posted by brad4dboxer

I think Lyle got over because of his charming & engaging personality. :D

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Right you are Bradford!

The French were very nice people and I can find lots of similarities between their culture and ours in America...except we know the benefits of a FREE Economy and Air Conditioning

welcome back!!!

who are you?