i would say 14 or 15? when i turned 15 i realised i can take my dad on wat bout u?
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i would say 14 or 15? when i turned 15 i realised i can take my dad on wat bout u?
Don't you think it matters how old he is too?
I mean, you could say 15 years old (and your dad was 45), or you could say 10 years old (if your dad was, say 90). What if he is already dead?
What about what diseases your dad could get that would allow you to beat him up .... lung cancer, epilepsy etc?
Hahaha - now that is a funny thread title ;D
i dont know..... i aint got a dad :)
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I know a kid who routinely got into scraps with his Dad, he would have been about 15-16. One day like any other he left his house with a gash down his face, when we asked what had happened he said that he had gotten into a fight with his Dad and given him a bit of a pasting. We asked if his Dad had scratched his face to which he replied no, that was my mum trying to defend him.................so I sparked her out too.
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Originally Posted by Memphis
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In reply to the question my Dad was about 8 stone and 5'6, one decent punch would have broken him in half. I reckon I could have taken him at 8 years old ;D
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Originally Posted by Memphis
:nono: kids now a days have no respect for their parents. ;D
Not sure about beating your Dad, but I definitely wanna Smash your granny ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by emma
hahahaha ;D
Classic word play, deserves a click ;D
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Originally Posted by BIG H
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depends how hold he is.. my parents where pretty young when they had me so when I was 14 he wasn't the old git he is now... :P
reminds me of the sketch when Richard Pryor decides it's the right time tp beat his dad up... and gets his arse handed to him :P
Never for me. My dad is huge, has more fight experience then me, use to be a boxer, is a hell of a lot stronger and is very very quick for someone of his age...all guys on his side of the family have had pretty quick hands and so do I but i cant match him yet.
You should fight him in Manchester, you'll beat the piss out of him there ;)
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my dad is a bit of a hard case and is 5'10 and 15 and 1/2 stone(he's not fat either),but when i was 18 i was 6'5 and 19 and 1/2 stone,we had some major issues because he used to hit my mum when i was young,so i was gonna kick his head in as soon as i was hard enough but i let him off,he has many gangster friends but when i started working the door i had more powerful friends than his but i have'nt seen him for 6 years so the hatred has fizzled out,anyway the answer to the question is it depends who you are and who youre dad is!!!
p.s im from manchester memphis i only moved to brighton in nov 2004
big question....If your dad is small and a d*ck asap. If big and a d*ck well you might be looking at 18 or so....but if your not a bada** you better not even try....then again you should never really want to beat your father up....Quote:
Originally Posted by R E L E N T L E S S
lol not even with dave parris helpin me ;D Hes in a total different weight class, hes got like 20 kilos on me...and it aint fat ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
I personally love & care for my old man. Hes taught me a lot about life, how to carry myself in a correct manner but yet be strong and firm about who I'am.
I know not everyone is fortune it to have a great or even decent relationship with their old man, but I guess if he was an ass then I'd say kick his ass!!!
MY DADS A 9TH DEGREE GRANDMASTER IN TAE KWON DO, HOPKIDO, KUNG FU, KARATE HE TRAINED THE US SPECIAL FORCES IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT SUCH AS KNIFE AND GUN DISARMS.
Never mind all that Jackie Chan bollocks, could he cope with a well executed windmill?
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Originally Posted by Memphis
Same mate, never had a problem with mine. Hes taught me alot of stuff, done everything a good dad should do. But i know if i ever had to fight him for any reason...id get my arse kicked but i seriously doubt he would ever hit me full on. We have sparred and that...open handed and stuff coz bottom line at the speed he throws punches, if it was with a fist hed smash me ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
Funniest thread title everQuote:
Originally Posted by R E L E N T L E S S
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Originally Posted by lance Uppercut
you all are wimps my dad used to be in gun and knife fights when he was younger, he has all the scars to back it up, but i'd still kick his ass
windmill? the only windmill i know was when i was breakdancing back in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
What would Jesus say?
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Put it this way, I'm in the gym boxing every other night.
My dad got hit by a car doing 70mph and landed on his head... and lived... not a (pardon the term) vegetable either...
Tough bastard.
So despite being like 30-40% paralsyed its still a bit of a pick em of wether me or the old man would win... :P
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Originally Posted by R E L E N T L E S S
Im 5'11 and 210lbs of fat. my father is 5'7 145lbs. i can take him proly when i was 17 or 18 but i wont do that. NOT for anything that he DID or anything that he is capable of doing. he's my father for anyone's sake ::**
This question is even unthinkable from my country, but well i agree that there are differences in every country's culture.
Its sort of a joke question... ;)
Really? oh im sorry im quite slow ;DQuote:
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HaHaHaHa!!!! #600 for ya.Quote:
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Sh*t meQuote:
Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
BESTP4P'S dAd is solid snake!! :o
lol and that makes him god..
which makes Bestp4p Jesus!!
eurika!:P
i was the same size as my dad when i was 14 but he was much stronger. by 16 i had 4' and a good 20 lbs on him. we came close to fighting but i could never punch him. that would be wrong. he never did any bad shat to me. even when i was a big insane teen calling him every cuss word invented i never hit him and he never hit me. he did choke me into submission 2 times though! (i dont blame him, id do the same to my son if he was a punk like me!)
I'm 30 and my father is 60. If I was planning on doing it this would be the perfect time.
hahaha classic.... its a pretty awful topic but that was worse :PQuote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
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