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This fool right here is Katt Williams one of the funniest stand ups around. He has this character named 'Money Mike'
Matter'a fact Sept. 16th you can catch his comedy hour on HBO.
Stand up routine on BET awards.
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Def Comedy Jam fet. Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker & Bernie Mac
Comedy All Starts 2
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Jaime Foxx - God Bless America
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#Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
You dont understand god damnit..
i aint scared of you motherfuckers..
lol bought this on dvd a bout a year ago .. love it
Which are your favorite comedy hrs?Quote:
Originally Posted by body head banger
Mine are in no order;
Jaime Foxx - I might need security
Martin Lawrence - You so crazy
Eddie Izzard - Dressed to kill
Chris Rock - I aint never scared
George Lopez - Team Leader
comdey hours? im guessin thats a show .. never heard it like that befo.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
minne areee..
dave chappelle- killin em softly
chris rock- bigger and blacker
all stars two- i love the tucker and bernie mac bits.. theyre awesome
old ass billy connolly standup..
lol the rest of my laughs generally comes from family guy!!
" i want to watch george lopez", "that show only furthers the stereotype that george lopez is funny"
;) hehe
peacee
Dave Chapelle - Killing em softly.....Hes driven to the ghetto unexpectedly he sees a baby standing in the corner and he saysQuote:
Originally Posted by body head banger
Dave C: 'The old baby in the corner trick, so I locked my doors I wasn't gonna get down, and then I thought to myself I'am scared of baby. This baby might need me he might be in trouble but I still wasn't gonna get off so I rolled down my window and yelled'
Dave C: 'Hey baby what the fuck you doing at 3 o' clock in the morning, it's dangerous out here go home'
Baby: 'What the fuck you think I'm doing I'm selling weed ni**a'
Dave C: 'What the fuck? Well then let me get 2 bags'
;D
haha yeh bro , i just cant get enough of dave chappelle .... hes a funny funny guy man..Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
lol i love the tales of him and his white friend chip.. lol ..
" im gona ask him for directions"
"no chiiipp!! wait!" but it was too late, he was walkin over there and that man was HIGH AS SHIT!! lol.
" dave, im gonna race him, " and i knew it was a bad idea... but i was high, i tried to tell him it was a bad idea but all that came out was...
" well nigger sometimes you gotta race i duno!"
classics ;)
;D
Chip..... ;D ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......
That was funny.
also what u think of the film friday??
man i love that shiz!! i used to live in a real dump of a shed type thing that i did up and we'd watch friday every other night whilst smoking some crazy shiz!! lol back when i smoked that stuff :P
lol reckon its prob one of my favourite films of all time
" break yourself foooo'"
"wasup big permm, i mean big worm" "ima have to fuck you up smokey"
man i love chris tucker.
One of my fav. comdey films. I just think Cube fucked it a bit up with all that Friday after the other Friday that came before the next Friday shet!!!! :(
But Friday was fucking hillarious.......
Craig & Smokey: Good morning Mrs. Parker
Mrs. Parker: Hi guys
Smokey: When we gonna fuck Mrs. Parker (in a low tone voice)
Mrs. Parker: Watchu say honey?
Smokey: Nothing.
ha ha ha ha ha ;D
"I'll knock the dust off that pussy" ;D
Larry David and Woody Allen are my two favs. I also think Gervais and Cleese are funny. I can't imagine these guys on Def Comedy Jam.
I like Bernie Mac if I had to choose a non Jew or Brit that makes me laugh on a regular basis.
haha yeh manQuote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
( hallie berry runs bye)
" her momma got ass too!!.."
"who her momma"
"Yeh ... older the bear the sweeter the juice!"
"man its the blacker the bear the sweeter the juice"
" yeh ..well....... She blacker then a motherfuckker too!"
haha love that thing!!
ive never been a fan of def jam comedy or can i say black american comediens with no racial issues at all
just think there loud and swear to much but thats my opinion
i like the british comedians cos i understand were there coming from
i aint ever been in the places the americans talk bout
My Top five stand up performances....
1. Richard Pryor, Live in Concert
2. Chris Rock, Bring the Pain
3. Eddie Murphy, Raw
4. Dave Chappelle, Killing Them Softly
5. Lee Evans, Wired and Wonderful
Oh and off the Def Comedy Jams I love Dave Chappeles joint on there.
"So I just move to in the West Village..................."
;D
lol anyone seen the dave chappelle rick james skit?
haha makes me chuckle
im rick james bitch